Embroidered Biker Patches Blog

I came I saw I had anxiety I left Patch

Sometimes the saying embroidered on a biker patch perfectly encapsulates some aspect of the culture. We would say that the I Came, I Saw, I Had Anxiety I Left patch does just that. At a time when so many people are so sensitive about so many things, being overwhelmed by anxiety seems like the norm. For some people, it is even a badge of honor.

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Don't Be a Cuntasaurus Patch

We love saying patches here at The Cheap Place because they allow our customers to say things with embroidery they probably wouldn't utter with their own mouths. For example, have you ever heard someone tell you to not be a cuntasaurus? Probably not. But thanks to this wonderful, embroidered patch, you can now tell people that very thing.

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Red Maltese Cross Skull Knight Patch

The Red Maltese Cross Skull Knight patch is one of the more interesting biker patches in our inventory due to its historical nature. We suspect fans of The Cheap Place appreciate it mainly because it looks so good. But how many know the history behind the Maltese Cross?

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Maybe Swearing Will Help Patch

Admit it. There are times when you just want to let loose with a torrent of every cuss word you've ever heard in your life. Not that swearing is actually going to help. You are just so ticked off that cuss words are the only ones you can think of. If you find yourself in such a position frequently, we have an embroidered biker patch for you.

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Boxes to Display your Favorite Patches

No Jacket no Problem, you can display the patches you like on one of our locally made patch displays boxes. Put them on your kitchen counter, your office desk. Get the attention you are seeking with one of these. It comes with our most popular 50 funny saying patches.

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Not Today Karen Patch

Are you a Karen? Do you know one? Does the Karen who lives across the street drive you crazy? If you answered 'yes' to any of these questions, the Not Today Karen patch has your name written all over it – and Karen's, too!

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Big Foot Patch

Hey all you urban legend, monster, and alien fans, we have an embroidered patch that's going to change your life. It is the Big Foot patch featuring your favorite elusive creature in all his black-and-white glory. Just imagine all those Bigfoot photos you have seen combined into one and depicted in embroidery. This is a masterpiece!

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To Be Frank I would have to change my name Patch

It was only a matter of time before the sayings on our saying patches entered dad joke territory. But here we are with a seeing patch that says, "to be Frank, I would have to change my name." No worries. We'll wait.

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This is My First Rodeo Patch

Have you ever wanted a built-in excuse to mess up without repercussions? If so, we might have just what you are looking for in the This is My First Rodeo patch. Sew this patch to your clothing and it's almost a license to get things wrong. Of course, we cannot be responsible for your screw ups.

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Last of the new Saying Patches arrived

I think this concludes our release of over 500 new patches for 2023. It's been a busy year making new creations. Now we just got to wait for the economy to magically fix itself. Covid savings ran out, people have very limited (if any) money to spend on anything other than food rent and insurance.

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