In troubled times, often the best thing you can do is laugh. Laughter is good for the soul. At least that's what our grandmothers told us when we were young. So in the spirit of finding something to chuckle over, we want to introduce you to the I Don't Make Jokes I Just Watch the Government and Report the Facts iron on patch.
The message here is both funny and sad at the same time. It's funny because it is so true. Government at all levels cannot get out of its own way. Government officials and agencies are constantly mucking things up to the point of being ridiculous. It's sad in the sense that these are the people we trust to lead the country. They aren't doing so well.
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I Don't Make Jokes I Just Watch the Government and Report the Facts Iron-On Patch
Duty of a Patriot is to Protect His Country From Its Government Iron On Patch
A lot of the smaller embroidered patches we sell are meant to be humorous or witty. Wearing them is just good, clean fun. But others are more on the serious side. That's the case with this one. Its message is clear and plain: the duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.
Displaying the patch on a jacket, vest, shirt, or hat tells other people you believe we all have a responsibility for making this country what it is. We all play a role in determining what will be down the road. Those who consider themselves patriots believe they have a duty to protect the nation against an intrusive government that always seeks more control.
45th and 47th Iron-On Patch
How do you feel about numbers? More importantly, how do you feel about the numbers 45 and 47? If you are politically conservative and a fan of Donald Trump, these two numbers are probably your favorites. So let us introduce you to the 45th and 47th iron-on patch.
It measures 4x1.5 inches and features white block letters on a black background. Its message is simple and straightforward: 45th and 47th. That's all it says. The ironic thing is that so many people will see this patch will have no idea what it means. You and your fellow Trump-loving conservatives will know. As for everyone else, it's a crapshoot.
We The People are Pissed Iron-On Patch
Anti-establishment sentiment is pretty popular in the embroidered patch world. That is not surprising given the fact that what has become a major industry started out as a few people making patches for bikers. And as you know, bikers have a history of wanting to stick it to the man. It's with all of that in mind that we would like to introduce you to the We the People Are Pissed iron-on patch.
Its message is loud and clear. Mount this patch to your leather vest or jacket and there will be no question of how you feel about the powers that be. Chances are that a lot of people will agree with you. Expect approving nods, broad smiles, and even a few high-fives here and there.
American Flag Feather Patch
Few symbols resonate with Americans quite like the old Stars & Stripes. There is something about our flag that we can't help but hold near and dear. Whenever we can combine the flag with some sort of embroidered patch design, it's a good thing. A case in point is the American Flag Feather patch.
Its design displays the Stars & Stripes in the form of a typical bird feather. The patch measures 5 x 1.3 inches, making it slightly longer than our normal, rectangular patches. It's still small enough to fit over a breast pocket or on the back pocket of a pair of jeans, but not so small as to make it hard to see.
One of the things we most appreciate about this patch is the color. The well-known red, white, and blue makes the American flag colorful on its own. But compressed in such a small space really makes the color stand out. A black border and a brown stem add some extra contrast as well. This is really a beautiful patch to look at. Our pictures don't do it justice.
The Real Pandemic Is How Stupid Everyone Is Iron-On Patch
It's time to ruffle some feathers and kill some sacred cows. Are you ready? Here we go.
Here at The Cheap Place, we are proud to introduce a 4 x 1.5-inch embroidered patch sure to start lively discussions about the COVID pandemic. The message on the patch says, 'The Real Pandemic Is How Stupid Everyone Is'.
If we were all sitting around in the living room drinking coffee, the next statement would be, 'discuss.' But since you're reading this online, you can have that discussion with yourself. Regardless of how it turns out, this patch is sure to get people excited. We could almost guarantee it.
The COVID pandemic could very well go down in history as being the most important event in our lifetimes. It had as profound an impact on American culture as the Spanish flu outbreak some 100 years earlier. What we all lived through from 2020-2022 was eerily similar to the Spanish flu experience, too.
I Identify as Non-Bidenary Iron-On Patch
Jumping into the stormy political waters with an in-your-face biker patch can be a ton of fun. If you like combining your love of embroidered patches with stirring the political pot, we have an anti-Biden patch you're going to love. Here's what it says:
"I identify as non-Bidenary."
This patch is brilliant! It combines two politically charged ideas in a single message: your opposition to the whole non-binary sex thing and your distaste for the current occupant of the White House. It's like a double-edged sword aimed at people who support both things.
Lone Wolf No Club Patch for Bikers
The Lone Wolf No Club Large Biker Back Patch is a must-have for any biker who prefers a monochromatic design. Measuring 10.5x12 inches, this patch features a wolf looking straight ahead with its mouth slightly open, showing that it is a threat. Above the wolf artwork, the words "Lone Wolf" are embroidered, and below the wolf, it says "No Club." This patch is for bikers who just want to ride and not deal with any of the rules and bureaucracy that come with being a member of a club. It's okay to be a Lone Wolf Rider, and it's definitely okay to sew patches on your riding jacket whether you are a member of a club or not.
The Lone Wolf No Club Large Biker Back Patch can be sewn on or ironed on to clothing. The patch features plastic iron-on backing and clean laser-cut embroidered borders, making it easy to apply to your favorite jacket or vest. The patch is made of velvet fabric, with plastic backing and Japanese iron-on glue, and 100% rayon thread synthetic embroidery. To iron on the patch, use a heat press for 30 seconds set at 280 degrees Fahrenheit. The patch is available in two sizes: small (3.75x4.25 inch) and large (10.5x12 inch).
In conclusion, the Lone Wolf No Club Large Biker Back Patch is a high-quality, monochromatic patch that is perfect for bikers who want to ride free without the constraints of club membership. It's easy to apply and is available in two sizes, making it a versatile addition to any biker's wardrobe.
Call me Mr Asshole
The "That's Mr. Asshole To You" patch is a small embroidered patch designed for clothing such as denim or leather jackets, vests, hats, backpacks, and shirts. The patch measures 3x1.5 inches and is embroidered in black and white. It features a clear plastic backing and embroidered die-cut borders. The patch is made of twill fabric and has a synthetic embroidery of 100% rayon thread. The patch style is text-only, with the words "That's Mr. Asshole To You" embroidered in bold white letters on a black background.
The patch can be sewn on or ironed on to clothing, and comes with iron-on instructions for easy application. The patch should be ironed on using a heat press for 30 seconds at 280 degrees Fahrenheit. The patch is designed for bikers and veterans, but can be worn by anyone who appreciates a humorous and edgy statement on their clothing.
The patch is sold by TheCheapPlace.com, an online patch store specializing in embroidered iron-on patches for bikers and vets since 2009. The patch is part of their offensive patches collection, which features a variety of humorous and provocative patches with bold statements. The "That's Mr. Asshole To You" patch is priced at $3.99, with discounts available for bulk purchases. The patch has received positive reviews from customers who appreciate its quality and easy application.
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