Embroidered Biker Patches Blog

I've Been Doing Biker Shit All Day Patch

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Permanently Tired Funny Patch

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Keep that can of Beer cold with one of our can coolers

Enjoy your beers or sodas nice and cold with one of these neoprene can coolers. Fits regular size cans, stretches to fit bigger cans too (I've tried it)

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There Are No Atheists in Foxholes Patch

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50 Percent I Don't Know 50 Percent I Don't Care Funny Patch

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Emotionally Damaged Funny Patch

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We Don't Sell Junk at TheCheapPlace

We can take high quality photos because quality is something we are not trying to hide. We are here to exceed your expectations. People have been coming back to us for over a decade to get excellent quality patches with low prices and top quality service to match. We don't sell junk here. Take a look at the embroidery of this Texas Flag Patch embroidered inside a laser cut shape of Texas State.

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Sesame Street Didn't Prepare me for Any of This Shit Patch

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Discounted Saying Patches 50% Off

Save Big on these discounted Saying Patches that have been hidden deep in our categories. We are giving them a second chance to see if we can find demand for them at half prices. Enjoy

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Deep Down I Am Shallow Funny Iron-On Patch

Irony is a wonderful thing. It is the source of amusement and introspection. It can make us laugh, cry, or wander around confused. The thing about irony is that it always has an impact. Here's a case in point: a biker patch that says "Deep Down I Am Shallow".



It is a play on words, for starters. Think about it. How can a shallow person dig deeply enough to know that they are truly shallow? The very same truth is the source of the irony here. If you don't get it, don't worry. It is not worth hurting your brain over.



Some people are shallow by nature. It is not right or wrong. It just is. Others are so deep that nobody can keep up with them. Again, it's not right or wrong. The depth or shallowness of your core being is part of who you are. Go with it. Embrace it. Proudly be the deep or shallow person the good Lord intended you to be.



As for this particular biker patch, it's a rectangular patch measuring 4 x 1.5 inches. You have seen these biker patches before. They aren't big enough to be back patches, but they are the perfect size for filling in that blank space on the front of a shirt, vest, or jacket.



We would also like to point out that the embroidered patches we sell aren't just for bikers. Anybody who is into embroidery and patch collecting will find pieces worth buying at The Cheap Place. This patch is a perfect example of that.



Whether you are truly shallow or not, display this patch anywhere on your clothing and you're likely to get some laughs. If you ever notice a guy staring at the patch and scratching his head, you'll know why.

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