Embroidered Biker Patches Blog

Deep Down I Am Shallow Funny Iron-On Patch

Irony is a wonderful thing. It is the source of amusement and introspection. It can make us laugh, cry, or wander around confused. The thing about irony is that it always has an impact. Here's a case in point: a biker patch that says "Deep Down I Am Shallow".



It is a play on words, for starters. Think about it. How can a shallow person dig deeply enough to know that they are truly shallow? The very same truth is the source of the irony here. If you don't get it, don't worry. It is not worth hurting your brain over.



Some people are shallow by nature. It is not right or wrong. It just is. Others are so deep that nobody can keep up with them. Again, it's not right or wrong. The depth or shallowness of your core being is part of who you are. Go with it. Embrace it. Proudly be the deep or shallow person the good Lord intended you to be.



As for this particular biker patch, it's a rectangular patch measuring 4 x 1.5 inches. You have seen these biker patches before. They aren't big enough to be back patches, but they are the perfect size for filling in that blank space on the front of a shirt, vest, or jacket.



We would also like to point out that the embroidered patches we sell aren't just for bikers. Anybody who is into embroidery and patch collecting will find pieces worth buying at The Cheap Place. This patch is a perfect example of that.



Whether you are truly shallow or not, display this patch anywhere on your clothing and you're likely to get some laughs. If you ever notice a guy staring at the patch and scratching his head, you'll know why.

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I'm Actually Not Funny I'm Mean and People Think I'm Joking Patch

Have you ever felt like people don't really know who you are? Maybe people are convinced you are hilariously funny when you know you're not. Truth be told, you are actually a pretty mean person. Well, now there is an iron-on patch just for you. The I'm Actually Not Funny I'm Mean and People Think I'm Joking patch says it all.



We get it. You are just trying to be yourself and all you get are laughs. People cannot understand how you can be so funny without any professional training. But deep inside, you despise each and every one of them. If they only knew just how mean you were, they would be crying.



All sarcasm aside, this is one of those funny biker patches that tends to make people smile. We all have that little mean streak inside. It's just that for some people, their natural tendency to be mean turns out to be kind of funny. Maybe that's not right. Perhaps it's perfectly acceptable. That is up to you to decide.



While you wrestle with all of that, you might want to know that this patch measures 4 x 1.5 inches. Its rectangular shape makes it ideal for mounting it like a badge on a shirt, jacket, or vest. The white-on-black color scheme is neutral, so it will go with just about anything.



If you plan to mount the patch on a leather vest or jacket, do yourself a favor and don't try to iron it on. Hot irons can damage leather without much effort. Instead, get yourself the smallest needle that will pierce your leather and the patch without bending. Combine it with some good black thread and you will have the patch sewn on in no time.

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Brown Bear Claws Iron-On Patch

The thought of encountering a monstrous brown bear in the wild can be enough to send shivers up the spine. Fortunately, most of us will never live to have that experience. But that doesn't mean we can't imagine it. If you're into that sort of thing, we have an embroidered iron-on patch that might be just what you're looking for.



Our Brown Bear Claws iron-on patch is a smaller version of one of our large back patches for bikers. This one measures just 5 x 3 inches, so it's ideal for any small area on just about any piece of clothing. If you're a biker, sew it to your jacket or vest. If not, the patch would look very good on a denim shirt, a pair of jeans, a windbreaker, or even a fleece.



One of the things we most appreciate about this particular patch is the level of detail. Designing it must have taken a lot of work. The embroidery is so intricate that it wouldn't be possible without a modern embroidery machine.



When you buy this patch, you are getting 100% rayon thread embroidered on a high-quality velvet fabric. The rigid plastic backing has an iron-on glue as well. However, we always recommend sewing embroidered patches to clothing rather than ironing them on.



No matter how you decide to attach it though, this brown bear patch is likely to get a lot of attention. People are going to see it and comment. Some will want to talk about it. It is just a beautiful patch that stands out.



Be sure to check out our other small, embroidered patches. With literally hundreds in our inventory, we have something for everyone – whether you are a biker, a veteran, or just someone who loves embroidered patches.

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Don't Tread on Florida Small Gadsden Flag Patch

So, what is Florida known for? Sunshine, theme parks, great beaches and, of course, 'Florida man'. But the state has recently started gaining a reputation for being a freedom-loving state. It's with that in mind that we are proud to present the Don't tread on Florida Small Gadsden Flag Patch.



This 3 x 1.75-inch biker patch is an adaptation of the classic Gadsden Flag featuring an angry rattlesnake and the phrase "don't tread on me." the Gadsden Flag was a Revolutionary War-era flag still referenced today by groups that believe in limited government and complete liberty.



Our biker patch dispenses with the rattlesnake in favor of the classic Florida alligator. The slogan has been modified as well. All in all, the design does a wonderful job paying homage to the Gadsden Flag while simultaneously promoting Florida's collective resistance against 'the man'.



We actually have two versions of this patch. This is the smaller one. The larger version measures 4 x 2.23 inches. Either one is an ideal size for decorating your leather jacket or vest by placing it over breast pocket. If you are into mounting patches on your shoulders, that works too.



Whether you live in Florida or not, show your support for the Sunshine State by displaying this biker patch. Display it as a standalone patch or in combination with the U.S. flag. Either way, you will be showing your support for liberty, freedom, and the Florida way!



As always, buying this patch means getting a high-quality embroidered piece from The Cheap Place. All our patches are durable and are designed to last. With 100% rayon thread, twill fabric, and a rigid plastic backing to hold everything together, you will enjoy many years of faithful service from this patch from our store.

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Angry Bull Iron-On Patch

Have you heard the old idiom about the bull in the china shop? While it's probably not true, we all get the point. The bull is not the most genteel creature in the world. If you've ever doubted that, our Angry Bull iron on patch should help clear things up for you.



At 4 x 3.75 inches, the Angry Bull patch is a smaller version of the larger Angry Bull back patch. It hasthe same bold, red eyes and bared teeth. It has the same incredible detail and shading. Everything you love about the larger back patch is found in this smaller patch as well.



What could you do with a patch so small? A lot of our customers sew smaller patches to the front of their jackets or vests. We have seen some bikers sew them to their jeans. We've even seen them attached to saddlebags and seats. Whatever floats your boat works for us.



Over the breast pocket of a jacket or vest works well because it gives the garment a bit more definition. If you wanted both the large and small patches, you could use the back patch as the centerpiece and the smaller patch as an accent. It's really up to you how to use the biker patches you purchase from The Cheap Place.



This piece is made with a beautiful velvet fabric, 100% rayon thread, and a plastic backing with Japanese iron-on glue. We highly recommend that our patches be attached to clothing with needle and thread. It is especially important to avoid using an iron to activate the glue when mounting on leather.



The Angry Bull biker patch is a gorgeous piece you have to see to appreciate. Get yours today. And there are plenty of similar patches to go around as well.

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Pineapple Patch

If you've been looking for a biker patch that can encourage conversations with people you meet at organized rides and rallies, might we suggest the Pineapple patch? It is simple enough. Sew it to the front of your jacket or vest and wait for the questions.



We must admit that we don't know of any particular symbolism bikers attach to the pineapple. That's not to say that the beloved fruit has no symbolism. It does. We just don't know how it relates to bikers.



The most traditional symbolism is hospitality. Associating the tropical fruit with hospitality is so common that you often see it displayed by hotels, restaurants, and cafes. The fruit is brazenly displayed in tourist-heavy areas in the Caribbean and Mexico.



At one time, the pineapple was a symbol of affluence in European cultures. That makes sense. Pineapples were costly in Europe because shipping was so expensive. If you could afford pineapples, you were wealthy.



One of the more curious uses of the pineapple is to identify members of the swinger community. We don't know why. We just know that's the way it is. Swingers sometimes display an upside-down pineapple to identify themselves to other members of the community.



Regardless of any particular meaning you might attach to the pineapple, putting a pineapple patch on your leather jacket or vest would be viewed as unusual for biker. You could expect a lot of people coming up and asking you what the deal is. You could tell them what you think or just make something up. It is entirely up to you.



Our Pineapple patch measures 2 x 3.5 inches. Its small size makes it ideal for the front of your jacket or vest, the back pocket of a pair of jeans, or the front of a baseball cap.

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Cowboy on Horse Large Jacket Patch

If we suddenly ran out of gasoline and there was no other way to power your motorcycle, what would you do? You could walk where you needed to go. You could get yourself a bicycle. But maybe the best solution would be to start riding a horse. Think about it.



Back in the day, you could hitch up a team of horses and pull a wagon or you could jump on your own horse and gallop away. The only difference today is that our horses are mechanical. They run on gasoline instead of hay.



Why bring all of this up? Because we just started carrying a brand-new back patch perfect for bikers who are into cowboys, horses, and rodeos. We call it the Cowboy on Horse large jacket patch. You don't necessarily have to be a biker to wear it on your jacket, but it would make a nice back patch if you're not into things like skulls and grim reapers.



At any rate, this is one of our larger patches. It measures a robust 12 x 9.7 inches. The best place to mount it is between the two shoulders on the back of a jacket or vest. Top and bottom rockers would dress it up if you're into that sort of thing. If not, the patch is beautiful enough to be displayed on its own.



The thing we most appreciate about this jacket patch is its delicate shading. Remember that this is embroidery. To get so many different shades of brown, black, and gray into an embroidered patch of this size is truly impressive. As a side note, the patch features a tough plastic backing that will maintain its sturdiness for many years.



If you are into horses and cowboys, this jacket patch is for you. You're welcome.

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Loud Pipes Save Lives Large Biker Patch Set

Do you live by the creed that loud pipes save lives? If so, we have a rather unique patch set that displays that very message across the back of a leather jacket or vest. This isn't just one biker patch. It is a set of four patches that, when displayed together, tell the entire world just how you feel about loud pipes on your bike.



Each patch comprises one of the words in the phrase. Although sizes vary slightly, the average size among all four is 2.5 x 7.5 inches. The lettering is black with a white outline, placed against a black border. There will be no misunderstanding the message.



You could put this patch set on the back of your jacket or vest with or without a back patch. With, you could treat the Loud Pipes Save Lives set as upper and lower rockers. Put two of the words above your back patch and the other two below. Without a back patch, just arrange all four words from top to bottom to complete the phrase.



Like all the biker patches we sell, the patches in this set are best mounted with needle and thread. A high-quality black thread should hold nicely while disappearing into the background and border. If you are really good at sewing, you can completely hide the thread altogether. We also recommend using the smallest diameter needle that will not bend. The smaller the diameter, the easier the sewing task will be.



Loud pipes do save lives to the extent that they make bikers more noticeable. Mount this patch set on your jacket or vest as a way of explaining why your pipes are so loud. Don't be just a biker with a loud machine. Be an educator, too!

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More You Fuck Around More You Find Out Patch

Now here's an interesting take on a very popular saying in the biker community: fuck around and find out. The saying is a way to warn people that there will be consequences for messing with you. All they need to do to find out what those consequences are is keep it up.



This particular biker patch makes the same statement but adds an unusual twist: a line graph. Finding out is the vertical axis while fucking around is the horizontal axis. The visual indicates just how closely they are related. The more someone messes with you, the greater the chances of experiencing the consequences.



You might also be the kind of person who makes the consequences more severe when the other person insists on continuing to mess with you despite your warnings. The line graph makes that pretty clear.



Whether you are serious about it or not, the message here is universally understood in the biker community. So displaying this patch on your clothing wouldn't surprise any of your biker friends. They would probably applaud you.



At 2.5 x 2.5 inches, you are getting a smaller biker patch that still makes an enormous impact. White lettering on a black background always stands out. But add in the red line graph and you got a whole new visual. You must admit that this patch catches the eye.



As with all our embroidered patches, this one features a high-quality twill fabric and 100% rayon thread. Its plastic backing provides the necessary rigidity and has a heat-activated glue to boot. Still, we recommend always sewing biker patches to your clothing. It is never safe to take chances with a hot iron and a leather jacket or vest. But you can't go wrong with needle and thread.

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Christian Flag Patch with Black Borders

The Cheap Place takes great pride in offering the widest possible selection of biker patches we can get our hands on. We include all sorts of lesser-known patches, including those for Christian bikers. A case in point is the Christian Flag Patch with Black Borders.



This 3 x 2-inch patch is designed almost like a flag inside a flag. What do we mean? The actual Christian flag is just the blue rectangle with the red cross. On this biker patch however, it is embroidered in the upper left corner similar to how the field of stars is placed against the red and white stripes of the American flag. Only in this case, the smaller Christian emblem is placed against a larger white background. The whole thing is surrounded by a black border.



The Christian flag was designed in the early 20th century to represent the many denominations within Christianity. Therefore, it is not exclusive to just one denomination or practice. Its colors and symbols mean something.



The cross is obviously a recognized symbol of Christianity. It is red to denote the blood of Christ. The blue field represents both baptism and Jesus' faithfulness to believers. White symbolizes purity and grace.



Christian biker clubs tend to include this biker patch as part of their colors. It works well on the back of a biker jacket or vest, on one side of the back patch. On the other side is the American flag.



Whether you belong to a Christian biker club or ride as a lone wolf Christian biker, you may want to sew this patch to your jacket or vest. Doing so makes it clear that you are serious about your faith. The patch makes it clear that your faith is part of everything you do – even riding.

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