Embroidered Biker Patches Blog

Keep that can of Beer cold with one of our can coolers

Enjoy your beers or sodas nice and cold with one of these neoprene can coolers. Fits regular size cans, stretches to fit bigger cans too (I've tried it)

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There Are No Atheists in Foxholes Patch

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50 Percent I Don't Know 50 Percent I Don't Care Funny Patch

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Emotionally Damaged Funny Patch

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We Don't Sell Junk at TheCheapPlace

We can take high quality photos because quality is something we are not trying to hide. We are here to exceed your expectations. People have been coming back to us for over a decade to get excellent quality patches with low prices and top quality service to match. We don't sell junk here. Take a look at the embroidery of this Texas Flag Patch embroidered inside a laser cut shape of Texas State.

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Sesame Street Didn't Prepare me for Any of This Shit Patch

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Discounted Saying Patches 50% Off

Save Big on these discounted Saying Patches that have been hidden deep in our categories. We are giving them a second chance to see if we can find demand for them at half prices. Enjoy

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Deep Down I Am Shallow Funny Iron-On Patch

Irony is a wonderful thing. It is the source of amusement and introspection. It can make us laugh, cry, or wander around confused. The thing about irony is that it always has an impact. Here's a case in point: a biker patch that says "Deep Down I Am Shallow".



It is a play on words, for starters. Think about it. How can a shallow person dig deeply enough to know that they are truly shallow? The very same truth is the source of the irony here. If you don't get it, don't worry. It is not worth hurting your brain over.



Some people are shallow by nature. It is not right or wrong. It just is. Others are so deep that nobody can keep up with them. Again, it's not right or wrong. The depth or shallowness of your core being is part of who you are. Go with it. Embrace it. Proudly be the deep or shallow person the good Lord intended you to be.



As for this particular biker patch, it's a rectangular patch measuring 4 x 1.5 inches. You have seen these biker patches before. They aren't big enough to be back patches, but they are the perfect size for filling in that blank space on the front of a shirt, vest, or jacket.



We would also like to point out that the embroidered patches we sell aren't just for bikers. Anybody who is into embroidery and patch collecting will find pieces worth buying at The Cheap Place. This patch is a perfect example of that.



Whether you are truly shallow or not, display this patch anywhere on your clothing and you're likely to get some laughs. If you ever notice a guy staring at the patch and scratching his head, you'll know why.

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I'm Actually Not Funny I'm Mean and People Think I'm Joking Patch

Have you ever felt like people don't really know who you are? Maybe people are convinced you are hilariously funny when you know you're not. Truth be told, you are actually a pretty mean person. Well, now there is an iron-on patch just for you. The I'm Actually Not Funny I'm Mean and People Think I'm Joking patch says it all.



We get it. You are just trying to be yourself and all you get are laughs. People cannot understand how you can be so funny without any professional training. But deep inside, you despise each and every one of them. If they only knew just how mean you were, they would be crying.



All sarcasm aside, this is one of those funny biker patches that tends to make people smile. We all have that little mean streak inside. It's just that for some people, their natural tendency to be mean turns out to be kind of funny. Maybe that's not right. Perhaps it's perfectly acceptable. That is up to you to decide.



While you wrestle with all of that, you might want to know that this patch measures 4 x 1.5 inches. Its rectangular shape makes it ideal for mounting it like a badge on a shirt, jacket, or vest. The white-on-black color scheme is neutral, so it will go with just about anything.



If you plan to mount the patch on a leather vest or jacket, do yourself a favor and don't try to iron it on. Hot irons can damage leather without much effort. Instead, get yourself the smallest needle that will pierce your leather and the patch without bending. Combine it with some good black thread and you will have the patch sewn on in no time.

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Brown Bear Claws Iron-On Patch

The thought of encountering a monstrous brown bear in the wild can be enough to send shivers up the spine. Fortunately, most of us will never live to have that experience. But that doesn't mean we can't imagine it. If you're into that sort of thing, we have an embroidered iron-on patch that might be just what you're looking for.



Our Brown Bear Claws iron-on patch is a smaller version of one of our large back patches for bikers. This one measures just 5 x 3 inches, so it's ideal for any small area on just about any piece of clothing. If you're a biker, sew it to your jacket or vest. If not, the patch would look very good on a denim shirt, a pair of jeans, a windbreaker, or even a fleece.



One of the things we most appreciate about this particular patch is the level of detail. Designing it must have taken a lot of work. The embroidery is so intricate that it wouldn't be possible without a modern embroidery machine.



When you buy this patch, you are getting 100% rayon thread embroidered on a high-quality velvet fabric. The rigid plastic backing has an iron-on glue as well. However, we always recommend sewing embroidered patches to clothing rather than ironing them on.



No matter how you decide to attach it though, this brown bear patch is likely to get a lot of attention. People are going to see it and comment. Some will want to talk about it. It is just a beautiful patch that stands out.



Be sure to check out our other small, embroidered patches. With literally hundreds in our inventory, we have something for everyone – whether you are a biker, a veteran, or just someone who loves embroidered patches.

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