Have you ever tried focus stacking? It's a photography technique when you take multiple photos of the same photo focusing on different areas. You then use photoshop to stack the photos and have it automatically blend in the images giving you a visual of the embroidery depth. Here is one of my earlier attempts of focus stacking the Fallen Heroes patch.
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It's Not the Destination It's the Ride Biker Patch
Have you ever noticed how so many car drivers seem like they can't get to where they're going fast enough? They lay on the gas and weave in and out of traffic like devils on a mission. We're guessing they haven't learned that the journey is often more important than the destination.
Bikers know the score. They know it is not the destination, but the ride. That's what this small biker patch is all about. It lets everybody know that you are less concerned about where you're going and more concerned about enjoying the ride to get there. That is why you ride a bike, right?
Maybe car drivers don't get it because they've never felt the wind smacking them in the face at 60 miles per hour. They've never felt the rumble of a Harley, or the sense of freedom bikers feel as they ride down the road, free from the confines of an enclosed cab.
Whatever the case, you know it's not the destination. It's the ride. You are going to take as long as necessary to get where you're going while having a good time doing it. It may take you all day to make a trip car drivers make in a couple of hours. That's okay. The ride is worth it.
The It's Not the Destination It's the Ride biker patch measures 3.75 x 1.5 inches. It features white and red block letters against a black background. A black border finishes everything off. It also features quality 100% rayon thread and twill fabric. The plastic backing offers an iron-on glue, though we always recommend sewing patches on with needle and thread.
If you agree the ride is more important than the destination, you need this patch. It tells the whole story.
Zero Fucks Given Patch
Every now and again we run across a funny biker patch that defies explanation. The message displayed on the Zero Fucks Given patch is open to such a wide range of interpretations that there's no possible way we can nail anything down. You're on your own with this one.
If you are the kind of biker who expects your partners to earn it, the message on this patch certainly gets that point across. On the other hand, maybe you are the kind of person that believes in committed monogamy. You don't play around. Well, guess what? This patch works for you, too.
That's one of the things we love about biker patches. They can say whatever you want them to say. Their messages don't have to be black-and-white. At least in terms of meaning. As far as color schemes go, a lot of the smaller biker patches in our inventory are exactly that. White text on a black background.
That's certainly the case with the Zero Fucks Given patch. Block letters make up the bulk of the message. Meanwhile, an unmistakable '0' with a slash through it can't be missed. It's almost like the zero is slapping you in the face and daring you to question its legitimacy.
Where should you put this patch? That's up to you. Given its message, the back pocket on your favorite pair of jeans seems like a nice move – especially if you've got the kind of booty that makes people wonder.
One thing we can say is that needle and thread is your best bet for attaching biker patches of any size. A lot of the smaller patches can probably be glued on with a hot iron, but why take the chance of damaging your leather or denim? Sewing is easy enough to do.
22 Too Many Military Suicide Awareness Patch
Some of our biker patches are not meant to be funny or sarcastic. They are as serious as can be. This particular patch is a good example. The 22 Too Many Military Suicide Awareness patch calls attention to the fact that America's combat veterans continue to suffer from the fallout of war long after the fighting is done.
This patch reminds of a startling statistic released by the Veterans Administration (VA) suggesting that as many as 22 veterans die by suicide every day. Whether or not the number is completely true remains a source of debate. But even one suicide is too many. Our combat veterans need our help and support.
Wearing this patch on your jacket or vest will not change anything for vets on its own. But it will help raise awareness. And the more people who are aware of what is happening with our vets, the more likely they are to get involved by donating their time, money, and resources. The patch will also be a constant reminder to you of your own responsibility to help where you can.
There's nothing fancy or artsy about this patch. That's by design. There should be nothing to take away from the importance of the message. Though brief, '22 Too Many' is a statement too powerful to ignore. Each one of those veterans represented by the idea is a son or daughter. Many of them are husbands and wives, fathers and mothers, and sisters and brothers.
Be sure to attach this biker patch to your clothing by sewing it in place. It is the perfect size to fit above your left or right breast pocket or the back pocket of a pair of jeans. If you wear a denim jacket, it will look good on either side of the collar.
Thick Thighs Save Lives Funny Iron-On Patch
How do you feel about women with buxom figures? How about men with monster thighs? If you are a fan of either, we have a biker patch for you. It says 'Thick Thighs Save Lives'.
We cannot take credit for this one. The phrase has been the stuff of internet memes for a couple of years now. But we can take credit for giving you a funny biker patch to put on your jeans or vest.
We did a little digging around to see if we could find out the origins of the phrase. We failed. Some people attribute it to anime, the Japanese version of cartoon animation. Others assign it to Ashley Graham's social media behavior. Still others attribute it to the workout culture.
Regardless of its source, the phrase plays on scientific data that suggests people with thicker thighs are at lower risk for heart disease. But before you jump up and down with joy, there's a caveat: it appears as though you need to have thick thighs built on muscle mass. If it's little muscle and more fat, the benefits apparently aren't there.
Now that you know the basics of 'thick thighs save lives', you can do with it as you please. Whether you believe it or not is up to you. As for our biker patch, it's the perfect size for the back pocket of your favorite pair of jeans. It is the ideal patch if you fill your jeans with thick thighs. And if that's the case, perhaps you want a patch for every pair of jeans in your closet. We don't mind. We have plenty to sell.
As always, you are getting a high-quality biker patch that should provide many years of reliable service. So buck up and place your order today.
A word on Free Shipping
Online stores have made Free Shipping almost a standard when you are shopping for goods on the internet.
We too have tried to price our products to give us the ability to offer free shipping to our customers.
However, shipping rates have started to increase almost monthly. I remember when we first started in 2009 it was $1.69 to ship a first class package to anywhere in the United States. Now that same service costs $4 minimum.
We have decided to quit the practice of including shipping costs in our product prices. Shipping is what it is. Noone gives free shipping. It's always included in the product price.
Getting rid of free shipping will allow us to offer lower prices across the board. You can always offset the shipping costs by buying 10 or more products and getting 20% off your order totals.
Hope you understand that free shipping is the biggest bullshit there is. We can't keep offering free shipping and raising our product prices to keep up with the costs. We are slashing our product prices and slapping on shipping charges based on your orders weight.
Fuck Your Feelings Patch
Ambiguity has its merits. For instance, sometimes you want to say something without actually coming out and saying it. You want to leave people guessing as to your meaning. If that's your style, check out the Fuck Your Feelings patch. It is part of our funny biker patches collection.
A person can take the message in any number of ways. We won't try to tell you what it means because it could mean different things to different people. That's the beauty of ambiguity. You get to say what you want, and mean every word of it, while someone else takes it to mean something else.
We can say one thing about the message here: the feelings of others may or may not matter to you. Depending on how you take it, others' feelings might be the most important thing in your life. On the other hand, you might not give a rat's ass. Either way, that's your right. God bless America!
The Fuck Your Feelings patch measures just 4 x 1.5 inches. Though small, it packs a punch. If you cannot think of a good place to put it, might we suggest the back pocket of a pair of jeans? Anyone paying attention while you walk by is going to look anyway, so you might just as well give them something to look at.
If your jeans don't work, take a look at your biker vest or jacket. The chances are good your denim vest has pockets on both sides. They work. If you are looking at a leather jacket, the left or right breast works, too.
Fuck your feelings says it all. Exactly what it says is up to you. Whether you want to make people laugh or cry, this particular biker patch offers the opportunity for both.
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