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Funny Biker Saying Patches for your Leather Riding Jackets

Collection of funny saying patches for our Biker customers. Find hilariously funny sayings to sew on your leather jacket here at TheCheapPlace. We are a small family company selling quality Biker Patches. You can view our main Biker Patches category for more awesome Biker Patch designs. You can also iron on these saying patches to denim material.

I'm Here About The Blow Job Patch

I'm Here About The Blow Job Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Too Loud Too Bad Patch | Embroidered Patches

Too Loud Too Bad Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Are We Going To Ride Or Are We Going To Dick Around All Day Patch | Embroidered Patches

Are We Going To Ride or Are We Going To Dick Around All Day Patch

4x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Sticks And Stones Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones Buy Whips and Chains Excite Me Patch

4x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Hairdoo By Helmet Patch

Hairdoo By Helmet Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Wine Me Dine Me 69 Me Patch | Embroidered Patches

Wine Me Dine Me 69 Me Patch

3x3 inch as low as $2.50
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Screw Housework Let's Ride Patch | Embroidered Patches

Screw Housework Let's Ride Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck Around Find Out Skull Middle Finger Patch

Fuck Around Find Out Skull Middle Finger Patch

4x3.75 inch +1 size as low as $3
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Fuck Around Find Out Patch

Fuck Around Find Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Too Sexy For This Vest Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Too Sexy For This Vest Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If It's Sex Or Bacon Wake Me Up Patch | Embroidered Patches

If It's Sex or Bacon Wake Me Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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American Flag Small Skull Patch

American Flag Skull Patch

3x4.3 inch +1 size as low as $2.50
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Shotgun Barrel Willy Skull Large Back Patch | Embroidered Patches

Cowboy Hat Skull and Shotgun Patch

11x11 inch +1 size as low as $15
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Shit Happens Black White Patch | Embroidered Patches

Shit Happens Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Biker Chick Black White Patch | Embroidered Patches

Biker Chick Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $2.50
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This Wife Has An Awesome Husband Patch | Embroidered Patches

This Wife Has An Awesome Husband Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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You're Never Lost On A Motorcycle Patch | Embroidered Patches

You're Never Lost On A Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Texas Armadillo Patch For Texan Natives

Texas Armadillo Patch For Texan Natives

4.5x3.5 inch +1 size as low as $3
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Bend Over I'll Drive Patch

Bend Over I'll Drive Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Motorcycles Make Me Happy You Not So Much Patch

Motorcycles Make Me Happy You Not So Much Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Good Girl Gone Bad Patch

Good Girl Gone Bad Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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FAFO Patch

FAFO Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $2.50
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Whoop Dee Fuckin Do Patch

Whoop Dee Fuckin Do Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Lady Rider Unicorn Large Back Patch

Lady Rider Unicorn Patch

10x5.1 inch +1 size as low as $10
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Aren't I Just a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Patch

Aren't I Just a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Just Want to go Riding and Ignore all My Adult Problems Patch

I Just Want to go Riding and Ignore all My Adult Problems Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If you Can Count Your Tattoos You Don't Have Enough Patch

If you Can Count Your Tattoos You Don't Have Enough Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Traveling Freak Show Funny Biker Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

Traveling Freak Show Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Patch

Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Reflective Small Dilligaf Patch | Embroidered Patches

Reflective Dilligaf Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $2.50
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Biker Guy, 8 Ball, Ace Of Spades, Dices And Fun Large Back Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

Biker Life Skull, Ace of Spades, 8 Ball and Dice Patch

12x12 inch +3 size/colors as low as $15
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Skull Indian Head Dress Large Back Patch | Embroidered Patches

Indian Skull and Feathers Patch

10x11 inch +1 size as low as $12.50
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When In Doubt Throttle It Out Patch | Embroidered Patches

When In Doubt Throttle It Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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All I Care About Is My Motorcycle And Maybe Like Three Other People Patch

All I Care About Is My Motorcycle and Maybe Like Three Other People Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Trust Loyalty and Respect Fuck up 1 Lose all 3 Patch

Trust Loyalty and Respect Fuck up 1 Lose all 3 Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Just The Right Amount Of Wrong Patch

Just The Right Amount Of Wrong Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Ride It Like You Stole It Orange Patch

Ride It Like You Stole It Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $2.50
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I Don't Crash I just stop with style patch

I Don't Crash I just stop with style patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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GOBB Grumpy Old Biker Bastard Patch

GOBB Grumpy Old Biker Bastard Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Large Gorilla Back Patch Smoking Cigar

Large Gorilla Smoking Cigar Patch

9.6x12 inch +1 size as low as $12.50
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Cannabis Leaf Patch

Cannabis Leaf Novelty Iron on Patch

3x3 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Bear on Motorcycle Iron on Patch

Bear on Motorcycle Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Support Your Local Fuck Buddy Patch

Support Your Local Fuck Buddy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Old Skool Radio Cassette Patch

Old Skool Radio Cassette Novelty Iron on Patch

3.5x2.25 inch as low as $2.50
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I've Been Doing Biker Shit All Day Patch

I've Been Doing Biker Shit All Day Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Skeleton Rider FAFO Patch

Skeleton Rider FAFO Patch

12x9.3 inch +3 size/colors as low as $15
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Full Throttle Til You See God Then Brake Patch | Embroidered Patches

Full Throttle Til You See God Then Brake Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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White Biker Angel On Motorcycle Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

White Biker Angel On Motorcycle Patch

3.75x2.5 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Ride Hard Or Stay Home Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

Ride Hard or Stay Home Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
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Helmet Skull Scarf Biker 69 Large Back Patch

69 Skull Cigar Patch

11.4x10 inch +1 size as low as $15
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Girls Wanted Patch | Embroidered Patches

Girls Wanted All Positions Will Train Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Men Not Needed For Riding A Motorcycle Patch | Embroidered Patches

I may need Men for Somethings But Riding a Motorcycle Is not one of them Patch

4x1.75 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Milf Patch | Embroidered Patches

Milf Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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DILLIGAF Patch | Embroidered Patches

DILLIGAF Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $2.50
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Naughty Girls Have More Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Naughty Girls Have More Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Can Read Your Mind You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself Patch

I Can Read Your Mind You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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This Is What An Awesome Grandpa Looks Like Patch

This Is What An Awesome Grandpa Looks Like Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Patch

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Biker Dude Skull Small Patch In Gray

Biker Life Skull 8 Ball Aces and Dice Patch

4x4 inch +3 size/colors as low as $2.50
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Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself Patch

Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Your hole is my Goal Patch

Your hole is my Goal Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sometimes I wonder if My Bike is Thinking About Me Patch

Sometimes I wonder if My Bike is Thinking About Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Devil Girl Patch | Embroidered Patches

Devil Girl Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $2.50
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If at first you don't Succeed Try Doing it the Way I told you to Iron on Patch

If at first you don't Succeed Try Doing it the Way I told you to Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Abcdefucku Patch

Abcdefucku Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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You Read My Patch That's Enough Social Interaction for One Day Iron on Patch

You Read My Patch That's Enough Social Interaction for One Day Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Dilligaf Patch In Red | Embroidered Patches

Dilligaf Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $2.50
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That's What I do I drink and I know Things Iron on Patch

That's What I do I drink and I know Things Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'll be Your Huckle Bearer Iron on Patch

I'll be Your Huckle Bearer Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Lets Get Naked Patch

Lets Get Naked Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Safety Second Patch

Safety Second Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Heavily Sedated For Your Protection Patch | Embroidered Patches

Heavily Sedated For Your Protection Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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15 Grand 15 Miles Doesn't Make You A Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

15 Grand 15 Miles Doesn't Make You A Biker Patch

4x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Reaper Skull Sand Clock Large Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

Sand Clock Reaper Patch

9x12 inch +2 size as low as $12.50
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Ride Naked Patch

Ride Naked Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Reaper Scythe Back Patch

Reaper and Scythes Patch

11x9.4 inch +1 size as low as $12.50
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Don't Let My Big Dick Scare You Patch

Don't Let My Big Dick Scare You I'm Really a Nice Person Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Next To Sex I Love My Harley Best Patch

Next To Sex I Love My Harley Best Patch

2.75x2.5 inch as low as $2.50
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