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Funny Biker Saying Patches for your Leather Riding Jackets

Collection of funny saying patches for our Biker customers. Find hilariously funny sayings to sew on your leather jacket here at TheCheapPlace. We are a small family company selling quality Biker Patches. You can view our main Biker Patches category for more awesome Biker Patch designs. You can also iron on these saying patches to denim material.

I'm A Lesbian Trapped In This Body Funny Biker Patch

I'm A Lesbian Trapped In This Body Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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You Can't Buy Happiness But You Can Buy A Bike And That's Close Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Can't Buy Happiness But You Can Buy A Bike and That's Close Patch

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If You Can Read This You Are In Range Patch In Red Black | Embroidered Patches

If You Can Read This You Are In Range Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1
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I Know License And Registration Patch In Red

I Know I Know License and Registration Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1
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Kick Ass Girl Patch | Embroidered Patches

Kick Ass Girl Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Don't Ask To Ride My Bike I Won't Ask To Sleep With Your Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Ask To Ride My Bike I Won't Ask To Sleep With Your Wife Patch

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Cell Phones And Cars Are Deadlier Than My Guns And Bullets Patch | Embroidered Patches

Cell Phones and Cars Are Deadlier Than My Guns and Bullets Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Piss Off We Are Full Patch | Embroidered Patches

Piss Off We Are Full Patch

4x2.5 inch as low as $1.25
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Naughty Girl Patch | Embroidered Patches

Naughty Girl Patch

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Some Girls Chase Boys I Race Them Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some Girls Chase Boys I Race Them Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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This Is What An Awesome Grandma Looks Like

This Is What An Awesome Grandma Looks Like Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Honk if You've Never Seen a Gun Fired from a Motorcycle Orange Patch

Honk if You've Never Seen a Gun Fired from a Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1
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Suffering from CRS Can't Remember Shit Red Patch

Suffering from CRS Can't Remember Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1
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You can Save a Horse and Ride This Cowboy Patch

You can Save a Horse and Ride This Cowboy Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Redneck Society Skull Patch

Redneck Society Rebel Flag Skull Patch

3.7x4 inch as low as $1.75
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Hellbound Patch

Hellbound Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Does My Bike Make My Ass Look Fast Patch

Does My Bike Make My Ass Look Fast Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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It's not a Bad Mood It's My Personality Get Used to it Patch

It's not a Bad Mood It's My Personality Get Used to it Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Barfly Patch

Barfly Biker Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x3.2 inch as low as $2
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Physically Fit and Tattooed as Shit Patch

Physically Fit and Tattooed as Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I need a Speed Bump between my Brain and my Mouth Patch

I need a Speed Bump between my Brain and my Mouth Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Plan to Live Forever so Far So Good Patch

I Plan to Live Forever so Far So Good Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Faster Than A Speeding Ticket Patch | Embroidered Patches

Faster Than A Speeding Ticket Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1
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HMFIC Head Mother Fucker In Charge Patch | Embroidered Patches

HMFIC Patch

3x1 inch as low as $0.75
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Jesus Loves You You Are An Asshole Patch | Embroidered Patches

Jesus Loves You I Think You Are An Asshole Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1
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If My Wife Would Let Me Patch

If My Wife Would Let Me Ride Her as much as I ride my motorcycle, I'd be home right now Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Warning Frequent Blond Moments Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning This Chick Has Frequent Blonde Moments Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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SNAFU Patch

SNAFU Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $0.75
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Stranger With Benefits Patch | Embroidered Patches

Stranger With Benefits Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Work Sucks I'm Going Riding Patch

Work Sucks I'm Going Riding Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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If I'm Going To Hell I'm Riding My Motorcycle Patch

If I'm Going To Hell I'm Riding My Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Tequila Makes My Pussy Sore Patch

Tequila Makes My Pussy Sore Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Nothing Like a Woman with a Brilliant Mind a Filthy Mouth and a Tight Pussy Patch

Nothing Like a Woman with a Brilliant Mind a Filthy Mouth and a Tight Pussy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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If It's too Loud You are Too Old Patch

If It's too Loud You are Too Old Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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When In Doubt Twist The Throttle Out Patch

When In Doubt Twist The Throttle Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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My Boobs Aren't Small They Are Just Low Fat Patch

My Boobs Aren't Small They Are Just Low Fat Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Googled my Symptoms Turns Out I just Need to Go Riding Patch

I Googled my Symptoms Turns Out I just Need to Go Riding Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Tiki Totem Iron on Patch

Tiki Totem Iron on Patch

3.5x3 inch as low as $1.75
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Not All those Who Wander are Lost But I AM Iron on Patch

Not All those Who Wander are Lost But I am Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Didn't Fall Off I Ride My Own Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Didn't Fall Off I Ride My Own Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
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If You Can Read This You Are Too Damn Close Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Can Read This You Are Too Damn Close Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
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If You Can Read This You Are In Range Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Can Read This You Are In Range Patch

4x1.25 inch +1 colors as low as $1
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Sex Instructor First Lesson Free Patch

Sex Instructor First Lesson Free Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Remember When Sex Was Safe Motorcycle Were Dangerous Patch

Remember When Sex Was Safe Motorcycle Were Dangerous Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Keep Honking I'm Reloading Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

Keep Honking I'm Reloading Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Property Of An Awesome Husband Patch | Embroidered Patches

Property Of An Awesome Husband Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Only A Bitch Like Me Could Love A Bastard Like Him Patch

Only A Bitch Like Me Could Love A Bastard Like Him Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Sugar Skull Spades Small Patch

Sugar Skull Patch

2.9x4 inch as low as $2
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See You on The Other Side Patch

See You on The Other Side Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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My Blood Type is Biker Positive Patch

My Blood Type is Biker Positive Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Yeah They're Fake The Real Ones Tried to Kill me Breast Cancer Patch

Yeah They're Fake The Real Ones Tried to Kill me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I support Boobies and The Research To Save Them Patch

I support Boobies and The Research To Save Them Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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What Scares you Excites Me Patch

What Scares you Excites Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Bikers have more Fun than People Patch

Bikers have more Fun than People Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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About to Void the Warranty Patch

About to Void the Warranty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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The Idea is to Die Young as Late as Possible Patch

The Idea is to Die Young as Late as Possible Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Pure Evil Iron on Patch

Pure Evil Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Duck on Board Bike Iron on Patch

Duck on Board Bike Patch

2.5x3 inch as low as $1.25
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Fat Biker Motorcycle Patch Embroidered

Fat Biker on Motorcycle Patch

3x2.63 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning I void warranties Patch

Warning I void warranties Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Fat Biker Patch

Fat Biker Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1
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Sometimes It Takes A Tankful Of Fuel To Think Straight Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sometimes It Takes A Tankful Of Fuel To Think Straight Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Have ADD A Delicious Dick Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Have ADD A Delicious Dick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Asphalt Angel Patch | Embroidered Patches

Asphalt Angel Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Ride Hard Or Stay Home Black White Patch

Ride Hard or Stay Home Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Fake Bikers Have An Image To Maintain Patch | Embroidered Patches

Fake Bikers Have An Image To Maintain Real Bikers Just Don't Give a Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Honk If You Love Jesus Text If You Want To Meet Him Patch | Embroidered Patches

Honk If You Love Jesus Text If You Want To Meet Him Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Don't Mess With Bikers They Don't Just Look Crazy Patch

Don't Mess With Bikers They Don't Just Look Crazy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Size Does Matter Patch

Size Does Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Rule Number One Never Touch my Motorcycle Patch

Rule Number One Never Touch my Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Warning Sexual Harassment to This Body Will Not be Reported It will be Graded Patch

Warning Sexual Harassment to This Body Will Not be Reported It will be Graded Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Keep it Up I need Another Felony Conviction Patch

Keep it Up I need Another Felony Conviction Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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FIDO Fuck it drive on Military Patch

FIDO Fuck it drive on Patch

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Can You Shift Gears Or You Stuck On Stupid Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Can You Shift Gears or You Stuck On Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Assman Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Assman Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Pug Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

Pug Life Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Get On Grab Tight And Don't Talk Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Get On Grab Tight and Don't Talk Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Honk If you've never seen a gun fired from a motorcycle Red Patch

Honk If you've never seen a gun fired from a motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1
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Never Tell me the Odds Patch

Never Tell me the Odds Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Motorcycho Patch

Motorcycho Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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