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Funny Naughty Saying Patches

Find our very naughty saying patches. If it has a bad word in it or if it kick starts your dirty mind, you'll find those patches right here under our naughty and funny category. If you want to find more patches like these take a look at our main Naughty Patches category. This particular category here only focuses on the funny sayings.

I'm Here About The Blow Job Patch

I'm Here About The Blow Job Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
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When I Die Bury Me Face Down Patch | Embroidered Patches

When I Die Bury Me Face Down So The Whole World Can Kiss My Ass Funny Iron on Patch

4x2.5 inch as low as $1
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Are We Going To Ride Or Are We Going To Dick Around All Day Patch | Embroidered Patches

Are We Going To Ride or Are We Going To Dick Around All Day Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1
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Sticks And Stones Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones Buy Whips and Chains Excite Me Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1
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Wine Me Dine Me 69 Me Patch | Embroidered Patches

Wine Me Dine Me 69 Me Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.25
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Sorry For Being So Fucking Sexy Patch

Sorry For Being So Fucking Sexy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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If It's Sex Or Bacon Wake Me Up Patch | Embroidered Patches

If It's Sex or Bacon Wake Me Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Free Hugs Patch | Embroidered Patches

Free Hugs Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Sorry Sarcasm Just Falls Out Of My Mouth Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sorry Sarcasm Just Falls Out Of My Mouth Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Bad Example Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Bad Example Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Shit Happens Black White Patch | Embroidered Patches

Shit Happens Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Innocent Looking But Very Naughty Patch | Embroidered Patches

Innocent Looking But Very Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Motorcycles Make Me Happy You Not So Much Patch

Motorcycles Make Me Happy You Not So Much Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Whoop Dee Fuckin Do Patch

Whoop Dee Fuckin Do Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Warning Random Bitch Moments Patch

Warning Random Bitch Moments Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Aren't I Just a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Patch

Aren't I Just a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Talk Shit Spit Blood Patch

Talk Shit Spit Blood Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Don't Know Shit About Fuck Patch

I Don't Know Shit About Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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We Go By My Rules I Got The Pussy Patch | Embroidered Patches

We Go By My Rules I Got The Pussy Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1
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The Man The Legend Patch | Embroidered Patches

The Man The Legend Patch

1.5x2.25 inch as low as $0.75
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I Love How Stupid You Are Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love How Stupid You Are Makes me Feeling Like a Fucking Genius Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Patch

Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Reflective Small Dilligaf Patch | Embroidered Patches

Reflective Dilligaf Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.75
$3.99
Reflective Patches
Hopeless Romantic Looking For Filthy Whore Patch

Hopeless Romantic Looking For Filthy Whore Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Like Girls That Like Girls Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Like Girls That Like Girls Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Your Ass Must Be Jealous Of All The Shit That Comes Out Of Your Mouth Patch | Embroidered Patches

Your Ass Must Be Jealous Of All The Shit That Comes Out Of Your Mouth Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Support Your Local Fuck Buddy Patch

Support Your Local Fuck Buddy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I've Been Doing Biker Shit All Day Patch

I've Been Doing Biker Shit All Day Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Maybe Swearing Will Help Patch

Maybe Swearing Will Help Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Fuck Y'All I'm From Texas Patch

Fuck Y'All I'm From Texas Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
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No Matter How Good She Looks Someone's Tired Of Her Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches

No Matter How Good She Looks Someone's Tired Of Her Shit Funny Iron on Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1
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Will Fuck For Beer Patch

Will Fuck For Beer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Shit Happens No English Patch | Embroidered Patches

When Shit Happens I Speak No English Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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English Motherfucker You Speak It Patch

English Motherfucker You Speak It Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1
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Girls Wanted Patch | Embroidered Patches

Girls Wanted All Positions Will Train Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1
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All Grown Up And Still Fascinated About Nipples Patch

All Grown Up and Still Fascinated About Nipples Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Milf Patch | Embroidered Patches

Milf Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1
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If It's Wet Sticky And Not Yours Fun EMT Patch | Embroidered Patches

If It's Wet Sticky and Not Yours Fun EMT Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Wicked Patch

Wicked Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Naughty Girls Have More Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Naughty Girls Have More Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Hashtag Bad Girl Patch

Hashtag Bad Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Patch

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Your hole is my Goal Patch

Your hole is my Goal Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I'll be Naughty to you If You Talk Dirty to Me Patch

I'll be Naughty to you If You Talk Dirty to Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Naughty or Nice I can do both Patch

Naughty or Nice I can do both Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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No Uptight Honkeys Patch

No Uptight Honkeys Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I can burn bridges because I know how to fucking swim patch

I can burn bridges because I know how to fucking swim patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Devil Dog Iron on Patch

Devil Dog Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Lets Get Naked Patch

Lets Get Naked Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Heavily Sedated For Your Protection Patch | Embroidered Patches

Heavily Sedated For Your Protection Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
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My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
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Meaningless Sex Patch

Don't Assume I'm Not Into Meaningless Sex Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Don't Let My Big Dick Scare You Patch

Don't Let My Big Dick Scare You I'm Really a Nice Person Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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For A Small Town It Sure Has A Lot Of Assholes Patch | Embroidered Patches

For A Small Town It Sure Has A Lot Of Assholes Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Don't Need Sex Government Fucks Me Daily Patch

I Don't Need Sex Government Fucks Me Daily Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1
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Fubar Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Fubar Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1
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Condom And Volunteer Trick Patch | Embroidered Patches

For my Next Trick I need a Condom and Volunteer Trick Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Will Not Remember Any Of This Patch | Embroidered Drinking Patches

I Will Not Remember Any Of This Naughty Iron on Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1
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I Don't Have Enough Middle Fingers To Show You How I Feel Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Have Enough Middle Fingers To Show You How I Feel Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Heaven Doesn't Want Me Hell Is Afraid I'll Take Over Patch | Embroidered Patches

Heaven Doesn't Want Me Hell Is Afraid I'll Take Over Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Little Bitch Patch

Little Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Save a Rooster Ride My Cock Patch

Save a Rooster Ride My Cock Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Boner Donor Patch

Boner Donor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Retired Drug Dealer Patch

Retired Drug Dealer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Dirty Little Freak Patch

Dirty Little Freak Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Where your Off Button Patch

Where your Off Button Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Satisfaction Guaranteed Patch

Satisfaction Guaranteed Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Relationship Has 12 Letters So Does Fuck That Shit Patch

Relationship Has 12 Letters So Does Fuck That Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I'll Shoot a Bitch Iron on Patch

I'll Shoot a Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I'm A Bitch Deal With It Patch

I'm A Bitch Deal With It Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
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Let Go Of My Ears I Know What I'm Doing Patch | Embroidered Patches

Let Go Of My Ears I Know What I'm Doing Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
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It's A Beautiful Day Now Watch Some Asshole Fuck It Up Patch

It's A Beautiful Day Now Watch Some Asshole Fuck It Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Amazingly Enough I Don't Give A Shit Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Amazingly Enough I Don't Give A Shit Funny Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Never Trust Anything That Bleeds 5 Days Patch

Never Trust Anything That Bleeds 5 Days And Doesn't Die Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Mean People Suck Nice People Swallow Patch

Mean People Suck Nice People Swallow Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I'm A Virgin But This Patch Is Old

I'm A Virgin But This Patch Is Old

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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My Middle Finger Gets A Boner Patch

My Middle Finger Gets A Boner Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Are You Into Casual Sex Or Should I Dress Up Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Are You Into Casual Sex or Should I Dress Up Funny Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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