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Funny Naughty Saying Patches

Find our very naughty saying patches. If it has a bad word in it or if it kick starts your dirty mind, you'll find those patches right here under our naughty and funny category. If you want to find more patches like these take a look at our main Naughty Patches category. This particular category here only focuses on the funny sayings.

Stupid People Piss Me Off Patch

Stupid People Piss Me Off Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
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As Useless As A Nun With Big Tits Funny Patch

Your As Useless As A Nun With Big Tits Funny Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Have ADD A Delicious Dick Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Have ADD A Delicious Dick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Just Because I'm A Gentleman Doesn't Mean I Won't Spank You Patch | Embroidered Patches

Just Because I'm A Gentleman Doesn't Mean I Won't Spank You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Don't Have A Short Temper I Just Have A Quick Reaction To Bullshit Patch

I Don't Have A Short Temper I Just Have A Quick Reaction To Bullshit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Hooter Inspector Patch

Hooter Inspector Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Down with Panties Patch

Down with Panties Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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How about Less Talk and a Little More Shut the Fuck Up Patch

How about Less Talk and a Little More Shut the Fuck Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Keep it Up I need Another Felony Conviction Patch

Keep it Up I need Another Felony Conviction Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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A back Rub, Few Shots and Some Great Sex would Be Great Patch

A back Rub, Few Shots and Some Great Sex would Be Great Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Before you ask why someone hates you ask yourself why you give a fuck patch

Before you ask why someone hates you ask yourself why you give a fuck patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sort Your Fucking Shit Out Patch

Sort Your Fucking Shit Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Such An Asshole Patch

I'm Such An Asshole Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Can You Shift Gears Or You Stuck On Stupid Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Can You Shift Gears or You Stuck On Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder Patch

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder Naughty Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Not Really A Bitch Just Play One Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Really A Bitch Just Play One Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Kiss My Ass Patch

Kiss My Ass Patch

3x2.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Assman Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Assman Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sorry I'm Late But Fucking Off Takes Time Patch

Sorry I'm Late But Fucking Off Takes Time Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Shit Happens When You Party Naked Patch

Shit Happens When You Party Naked Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Hate Everybody Patch

I Hate Everybody Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Not A Single Fuck Shall Be Given Today Patch

Not A Single Fuck Shall Be Given Today Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Marilize Legajuana Funny Pot Smokers Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

Marilize Legajuana Patch

4x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Nobody Asked You Fun Patch

Nobody Asked You Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Only A Bastard Like Me Could Love A Bitch Like Her Patch

Only A Bastard Like Me Could Love A Bitch Like Her Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck Politics Patch

Fuck Politics Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Ohh Don't Be Such a Richard Patch

Ohh Don't Be Such a Richard Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Life Is More Enjoyable Now That I Don't Give A Fuck Anymore Fun Patch

Life Is More Enjoyable Now That I Don't Give A Fuck Anymore Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Better To Be Full Of Whiskey Than Full of Shit Patch

Better To Be Full Of Whiskey Than Full of Shit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Dont Fuck With Me I Fuck Back Patch

Dont Fuck With Me I Fuck Back Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Number 1 Cause of Stress Is Giving a Fuck Patch

Number 1 Cause of Stress Is Giving a Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Lady Boy Patch

Lady Boy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Be a Flirt Lift That Skirt Patch

Be a Flirt Lift That Skirt Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I tried to Stop Cursing But I Cunt Patch

I tried to Stop Cursing But I Cunt Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Never Waste a Boner Patch

Never Waste a Boner Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If you Jingle my Bells I'll give you a White Christmas Patch

If you Jingle my Bells I'll give you a White Christmas Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Without Assholes We Would All be Full of Shit Patch

Without Assholes We Would All be Full of Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Same Shit Different Asshole Patch

Same Shit Different Asshole Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Keep Talking I'm diagnosing you Patch

Keep Talking I'm diagnosing you Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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FAFO Patch

FAFO Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $2.50
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Vaccinated and Ready To Fuck Funny Iron on Patch

Vaccinated and Ready To Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Pussy Wrecker Patch

Pussy Wrecker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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A fucking Good Time never Hurt Anybody Patch

A fucking Good Time never Hurt Anybody Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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This Ain't My Fucking Jacket Patch

This Ain't My Fucking Jacket Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Suck Dick and I Stutter Patch

I Suck Dick and I Stutter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Pet The Sweaty Stuff Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Sweat The Petty Stuff Pet The Sweaty Stuff Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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We'll Be Best Friends Forever Because You Already Know Too Much Patch

We'll Be Best Friends Forever Because You Already Know Too Much Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Bark if you can't Bite Patch

Don't Bark if you can't Bite Patch

3x3 inch as low as $2.50
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Currently Unable To Give A Shit Patch

Currently Unable To Give A Shit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me Patch

Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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When You are Dead You Don't Know That You are Dead Patch

When You are Dead You Don't Know That You are Dead. It's the same thing when you are Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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You Cannot Imagine The Immensity of The Fuck I Do Not Give Patch

You Cannot Imagine The Immensity of The Fuck I Do Not Give Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Curse Way Too Fuckin Much I Got To Stop That Shit Patch

I Curse Way Too Fuckin Much I Got To Stop That Shit Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I've Had My Patience Tested I'm Negative Patch

I've Had My Patience Tested I'm Negative Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I would Say go to Hell but then I would See you Everyday Patch

I would Say go to Hell but then I would See you Everyday Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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You can't fix stupid you can only hope to survive the symptoms Patch

You can't fix stupid you can only hope to survive the symptoms Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Nobody Cares About Hurting Your Feelings Patch

Nobody Cares About Hurting Your Feelings Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Hello My Name is Jail Bait Patch

Hello My Name is Jail Bait Patch

3x2 inch as low as $2.50
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This Ain't My Fucking Vest Patch

This Ain't My Fucking Vest Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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This Ain't My Fucking Hat Patch

This Ain't My Fucking Hat Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Like a Blind Guy at an Orgy You have to feel things out Iron on Patch

Like a Blind Guy at an Orgy You have to feel things out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Dirty Dog Iron on Patch

Dirty Dog Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Plenty Of Room For All Gods Creatures Patch

Plenty Of Room For All Gods Creatures Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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8 Beers Away From Being My Type Funny Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

8 Beers Away From Being My Type Funny Saying Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Silence Better Than Bullshit Patch | Embroidered Patches

Silence Better Than Bullshit Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Everyone Has An Asshole Friend If You Don't You Are The Asshole Patch

Everyone Has An Asshole Friend If You Don't You Are The Asshole Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck The Kingsguard Fuck the City Fuck The King and Fuck you too Patch

Fuck The Kingsguard Fuck the City Fuck The King and Fuck you too Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Shut up The Fuck You Must Patch

Shut up The Fuck You Must Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Thousands of My Potential Children Died on Your Daughter's Face Last Night Patch

Thousands of My Potential Children Died on Your Daughter's Face Last Night Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Dumb Ass You Are Patch

Dumb Ass You Are Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Be a Douche Patch

Don't Be a Douche Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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That Ain't It Patch

That Ain't It Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Buck Fiden Patch

Buck Fiden Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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WTF is an Acronym Patch

WTF is an Acronym Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Cousin Love Patch

Cousin Love Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Milf in Training Patch

Milf in Training Funny Ladies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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We have two ears and one mouth for a reason Iron on Patch

We have two ears and one mouth for a reason Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Forget The Bullshit All About 2 Wheels Patch

Forget The Bullshit All About 2 Wheels and a Motor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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It's Okay To Stare Patch

It's Okay To Stare Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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English Compadre Do You Speak It Patch | Embroidered Patches

English Compadre Do You Speak It Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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