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Funny Naughty Saying Patches

Find our very naughty saying patches. If it has a bad word in it or if it kick starts your dirty mind, you'll find those patches right here under our naughty and funny category. If you want to find more patches like these take a look at our main Naughty Patches category. This particular category here only focuses on the funny sayings.

Shit Smiley Face Patch | Embroidered Patches

Shit Smiley Face Patch

3x3 inch as low as $2.50
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Shit Happens Patch | Embroidered Patches

Shit Happens Patch

3.75x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Smart Ass White Boy Patch | Embroidered Patches

Smart Ass White Boy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Who Needs Tits With This Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

Who Needs Big Tits When You Got An Ass Like This Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Orgasm Donor Patch | Embroidered Patches

Orgasm Donor Patch

3x3 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Person Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Confused As Baby In Topless Bar Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm As Confused As Baby In Topless Bar Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sleeps Well With Others Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sleeps Well With Others Patch

3.25x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Lollipops To Cocks Patch | Embroidered Patches

Lollipops To Cocks Patch

3x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Sorry Im Allergic To Bullshit Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sorry Im Allergic To Bullshit Patch

3x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Patch

Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Too Old For This Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Too Old For This Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Orgasm Donor Red Cross Patch

Orgasm Donor Medic Cross Patch

3x3 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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The Path To Inner Peace Begins with Four Words Not My Fucking Problem Patch

The Path To Inner Peace Begins with Four Words Not My Fucking Problem Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Bearded Men Make Everything Better and Wetter Patch

Bearded Men Make Everything Better and Wetter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Nipples Make Me Smile Patch

Nipples Make Me Smile Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Real Men Make Your Panties Wet Not Your Eyes Patch

Real Men Make Your Panties Wet Not Your Eyes Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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The Fuck Up Fairy Strikes Again Patch

The Fuck Up Fairy Strikes Again Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If I throw a Stick will you go away Patch

If I throw a Stick will you go away Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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VFW Veterans Fucked By Washington Patch

VFW Veterans Fucked By Washington Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck you Karen Iron on Patch

Fuck you Karen Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I gotto Stop Falling in Love with Whores Patch

I gotto Stop Falling in Love with Whores Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I've Seen Some Shit Patch

I've Seen Some Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Crazy Ass Bitch Patch

Crazy Ass Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Not Friendly Patch

Not Friendly Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Pineapple Patch

Pineapple Patch

2x3.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm a Bad Influence but Damn I'm Fun Iron on Patch

I'm a Bad Influence but Damn I'm Fun Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck You I Have Enough Friends Patch

Fuck You I Have Enough Friends Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Aint Mr. Right But I'll Fuck You Till He Shows Up Patch

I Aint Mr. Right But I'll Fuck You Till He Shows Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If You're Happy And You Know It Grab My Dick Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You're Happy and You Know It Grab My Dick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Scored High On My Drug Test Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

I Scored High On My Drug Test Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Snatch Kisses And Vice Versa Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Like to Snatch Kisses and Vice Versa Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Bad Motherfucker Patch

Bad Motherfucker Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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WTF Patch | Embroidered Patches

WTF Patch

2.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck U Finger Patch

Fuck U Finger Naughty Iron on Patch

2x3 inch as low as $2.50
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Designated Asshole Patch

Designated Asshole Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
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100 Percent Total Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches

100 Percent Total Bitch Patch

3x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck It Before It Fucks You Patch

Fuck It Before It Fucks You Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Ask To Ride My Bike I Won't Ask To Fuck Your Wife Patch

Don't Ask To Ride My Bike I Won't Ask To Fuck Your Wife Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
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Fucking Fucktards Patch

Fucking Fucktards Naughty Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Dip Me In Honey Feed Me To Lesbians Patch

Dip Me In Honey Feed Me To Lesbians Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Beautiful Intelligent Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches

Beautiful Intelligent Truthful Charming Horny Bitch Naughty Patch

3x3 inch as low as $2.50
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Duct Tape Since 1942 Patch | Embroidered Patches

Duct Tape Turning NO NO NO into MMM MMM MMM Since 1942 Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Could Use A Little Sexual Harassment Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Could Use A Little Sexual Harassment Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I love hot moms Patch

I love hot moms Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Route 69 Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

Route 69 Patch

2.5x2.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Tell Your Boobs To Stop Staring At Me Patch | Embroidered Patches

Tell Your Boobs To Stop Staring At Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Bootylicious Patch | Embroidered Patches

Bootylicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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You Are No 1 Middle Finger Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Are No 1 Middle Finger Patch

2.5x3.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Caution Slippery When Wet Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Caution Slippery When Wet Patch

3x2.25 inch as low as $2.50
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My Inner Child Is A Mean Little Fucker Patch

My Inner Child Is A Mean Little Fucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Strangers Have The Best Candy Patch

Strangers Have The Best Candy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sunshine And Fuckin Rainbows Patch

Sunshine and Fuckin Rainbows Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Some Will Never Like And I Will Never Give A Fuck Patch

Some Will Never Like and I Will Never Give A Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Spank Me I've Been A Bad Girl Patch | Embroidered Patches

Spank Me I've Been A Bad Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Can't Be Good All The Time Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Can't Be Good All The Time Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Body By Bacon Funny Patch

Body By Bacon Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Save a Lollipop Suck a Dick Patch

Save a Lollipop Suck a Dick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Show Your Tits Patch

Show Your Tits Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Some People Ride The Crazy Train I drive that Motherfucker Patch

Some People Ride The Crazy Train I drive that Motherfucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Grab Em By The Pussy Trump Patch

Grab Em By The Pussy Trump Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x3.3 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Be An Asshole Don't Text and Drive Patch

Don't Be An Asshole Don't Text and Drive Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Bad Girls Deserve a Good Licking Patch

Bad Girls Deserve a Good Licking Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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No Fox Given Funny Patch

No Fox Given Funny Patch

3.3x4 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Confident My Last Words will Be, Are you Fucking Kidding Me Patch

I'm Confident My Last Words will Be, Are you Fucking Kidding Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Your Face Would Look Better Between my Legs Patch

Your Face Would Look Better Between my Legs Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck Biden and Fuck You for Voting for Him Patch

Fuck Biden and Fuck You for Voting for Him Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I've Been Doing Cowboy Shit All Day Patch

I've Been Doing Cowboy Shit All Day Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'll Cut a Bitch Iron on Patch

I'll Cut a Bitch Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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May Not Be Mrs. Right Patch

May Not Be Mrs. Right But I'll Fuck You Till She Shows Up Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Penny For Your Thoughts Patch | Embroidered Patches

Penny For Your Thoughts Dollar for the Panties Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Shaved My Pussy For This Patch

I Shaved My Pussy For This Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Ay Yo What the Fuck Patch

Ay Yo What the Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sex Instructor Patch

Sex Instructor Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fresh Out Of Fucks To Give Patch

Fresh Out Of Fucks To Give Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Noone Owes You a Fucking Thing Patch

Noone Owes You a Fucking Thing Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Duck my Sick Patch

Duck my Sick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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FAFO Patch

FAFO Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors
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