One Liner, Two Liner Funny Saying Patches 

We carry many different saying patches, some have long phrases others are short and sweet to the point. You'll find all our one or two liner funny short sayings in this category. You can also browse our Short Sayings patches to find more sayings that are not necessarily funny.

Free Hugs Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%

Savage Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%
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Body By Beer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%

Don't Be Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%

Beer Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%
$3.99$2 Save 50%

Libtard Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%

DILLIGAF Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20% #1 in Biker Patches

Yes Please Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%

Boss Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%
$3.99$2 Save 50%

Shit Happens Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%

Abcdefucku Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $0.75
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%

It Is What It Is Iron on Morale Patch In Gray

3.5x1 inch +1 colors as low as $0.75
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%

Dilligaf Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20% #2 in Biker Patches

Rock Star Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%

357 Beats 911 Patch

3.75x1.25 inch as low as $0.75
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%

Biker Chick Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.25
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%

Fuck It Let's Ride Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%

Designated Asshole Patch

4x1 inch as low as $0.75
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%

Bad Motherfucker Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%

OG Patch

2.5x2 inch as low as $1
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%

Reflective Dilligaf Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.75
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%
Reflective Patches

BOB Broken Old Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%

Trouble Maker Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%

Not A Role Model Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%

Dunkin Deeznuts Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
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Big Daddy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Rebel Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%

Orgasm Donor Medic Cross Patch

3x3 inch +1 colors as low as $1.25
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%

Grumpy Old Fart Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%

Sex Instructor Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%

Redneck Rebel Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
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Cougar Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%

Biker Chick Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
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