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One Liner, Two Liner Funny Saying Patches 

We carry many different saying patches, some have long phrases others are short and sweet to the point. You'll find all our one or two liner funny short sayings in this category. You can also browse our Short Sayings patches to find more sayings that are not necessarily funny.

Free Hugs Patch | Embroidered Patches

Free Hugs Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Savage Patch

Savage Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2.99 Save 25%
Don't Know Don't Care Patch

Don't Know Don't Care Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2.99 Save 25%
Body By Beer Patch

Body By Beer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2.99 Save 25%
Don't Be Stupid Patch

Don't Be Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%
Beer Me Patch

Beer Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Artificial Stupidity Patch

Artificial Stupidity Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%
Libtard Patch

Libtard Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%
DILLIGAF Patch | Embroidered Patches

DILLIGAF Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1
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Yes Please Patch

Yes Please Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%
Boss Patch | Embroidered Patches

Boss Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2.99 Save 25%
Menace to Serenity Patch

Menace to Serenity Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%
Shit Happens Black White Patch | Embroidered Patches

Shit Happens Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2.99 Save 25%
Abcdefucku Patch

Abcdefucku Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $0.75
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
It Is What It Is Patch In Gray | Embroidered Patches

It Is What It Is Iron on Morale Patch In Gray

3.5x1 inch +1 colors as low as $0.75
$3.99$2.99 Save 25%
Dilligaf Patch In Red | Embroidered Patches

Dilligaf Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Rock Star Patch | Embroidered Patches

Rock Star Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2.99 Save 25%
357 Beats 911 Patch | Embroidered Patches

357 Beats 911 Patch

3.75x1.25 inch as low as $0.75
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Biker Chick Black White Patch | Embroidered Patches

Biker Chick Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.25
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Fuck It Let's Ride Patch

Fuck It Let's Ride Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Designated Asshole Patch

Designated Asshole Patch

4x1 inch as low as $0.75
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Bad Motherfucker Patch

Bad Motherfucker Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2.99 Save 25%
OG Patch

OG Patch

2.5x2 inch as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Reflective Small Dilligaf Patch | Embroidered Patches

Reflective Dilligaf Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.75
$3.99$2.99 Save 25%
Reflective Patches
BOB Broken Old Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

BOB Broken Old Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2.99 Save 25%
Trouble Maker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Trouble Maker Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Not A Role Model Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Not A Role Model Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Dunkin Deeznuts Patch

Dunkin Deeznuts Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Tattoos Titties and Motorcycles Patch

Tattoos Titties and Motorcycles Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Big Daddy Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Big Daddy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Rebel Girl Patch | Embroidered Patches

Rebel Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Orgasm Donor Red Cross Patch

Orgasm Donor Medic Cross Patch

3x3 inch +1 colors as low as $1.25
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Grumpy Old Fart Patch | Embroidered Patches

Grumpy Old Fart Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
I Can't Be Good All The Time Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Can't Be Good All The Time Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Sex Instructor Patch

Sex Instructor Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Redneck Rebel Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Redneck Rebel Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Educated Black Man Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Educated Black Man Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Cougar Patch | Embroidered Patches

Cougar Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2.99 Save 25%
Biker Chick In Pink | Embroidered Patches

Biker Chick Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Smart Ass White Boy Patch | Embroidered Patches

Smart Ass White Boy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Trophy Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches

Trophy Wife Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2.99 Save 25%
Orgasm Donor Patch | Embroidered Patches

Orgasm Donor Patch

3x3 inch +1 colors as low as $1.25
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
White Trash Patch | Embroidered Patches

White Trash Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Warning Bombshell Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Bombshell Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2.99 Save 25%
Cracker Patch

Cracker Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2.99 Save 25%
Wood Spoon Survivor Patch

Wood Spoon Survivor Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2.99 Save 25%
I'm Your Huckleberry Patch

I'm Your Huckleberry Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Boobie Monster Patch

Boobie Monster Funny Iron on Patch

4x4 inch as low as $3
$5.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
100 Percent Total Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches

100 Percent Total Bitch Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2.99 Save 25%
Sexy Patch White Pink | Embroidered Patches

Sexy Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Bootylicious Patch | Embroidered Patches

Bootylicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Crashing Sucks Patch | Embroidered Patches

Crashing Sucks Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
IV XX Patch 420 Pot Symbol

IV XX Patch 420 Pot Symbol

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Shit Creek Survivor Patch | Embroidered Patches

Shit Creek Survivor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2.99 Save 25%
Space Cadet Patch

Space Cadet Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2.99 Save 25%
Retired Drug Dealer Patch

Retired Drug Dealer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Hellbound Patch

Hellbound Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2.99 Save 25%
Heaven Sent Patch

Heaven Sent Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Bullet With Your Name On It Patch

Bullet With Your Name On It Military Morale Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Out Of Order Patch

Out Of Order Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2.99 Save 25%
Dirty Little Freak Patch

Dirty Little Freak Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
No Uptight Honkeys Patch

No Uptight Honkeys Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2.99 Save 25%
Stupid Oughta Hurt Patch

Stupid Oughta Hurt Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Body by Burritos Patch

Body by Burritos Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2.99 Save 25%
Professional Booby Massager Patch

Professional Booby Massager Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Karen Patch

Karen Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%
Free Range Iron on Patch

Free Range Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2.99 Save 25%
Beer Is Food Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Beer Is Food Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%
Big Bad Wolf Patch

Big Bad Wolf Funny Iron on Patch

2.5x2.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2.99 Save 25%
I Love Zombies Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love Zombies Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%
Nerd Patch

Nerd Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2.99 Save 25%
Let's Accelerate Patch

Let's Accelerate Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%
Gimp Patch

Gimp Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%
Pimpster Patch

Pimpster Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%
Zombie Hunter Stripe Patch | Embroidered Patches

Zombie Hunter Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $0.75
$3.99$2 Save 50%
Hashtag Summerbod Patch

Hashtag Summerbod Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%
Hashtag Doucebag Patch

Hashtag Doucebag Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%
Sexy Mode On Patch

Sexy Mode ON OFF Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%
Peanut Patch

Peanut Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2.99 Save 25%
Totally Tubular Patch

Totally Tubular Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%
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