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One Liner, Two Liner Funny Saying Patches 

We carry many different saying patches, some have long phrases others are short and sweet to the point. You'll find all our one or two liner funny short sayings in this category. You can also browse our Short Sayings patches to find more sayings that are not necessarily funny.

Wannabe Lap Dog Patch

Wannabe Lap Dog Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Obedience School Drop Out Patch

Obedience School Drop Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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50 Percent Single Patch

50 Percent Single Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Down with Panties Patch

Down with Panties Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Hadouken Patch

Hadouken Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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100% Awesome Patch

100% Awesome Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Body under construction Patch

Body under construction Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Hashtag Bad Girl Patch

Hashtag Bad Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Little Bitch Patch

Little Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck'em All Patch

Fuck'em All Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Hooter Inspector Patch

Hooter Inspector Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Hakuna Matata Patch

Hakuna Matata Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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The Resistance Patch

The Resistance Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Boner Donor Patch

Boner Donor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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333 Half Evil Patch | Embroidered Patches

333 Half Evil Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x2.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Big Papa Patch

Big Papa Patch

3x0.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Catholic School Survivor Funny Christian Patch

Catholic School Survivor Funny Christian Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
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Fat Biker Patch

Fat Biker Patch

3x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Traveling Freak Show Funny Biker Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

Traveling Freak Show Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Kiss My Ass Patch

Kiss My Ass Patch

3x2.25 inch as low as $2.50
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The Man The Legend Patch | Embroidered Patches

The Man The Legend Patch

1.5x2.25 inch as low as $2.50
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SNAFU Patch

SNAFU Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Angel Inside Patch | Embroidered Patches

Angel Inside Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Devil Inside Patch | Embroidered Patches

Devil Inside Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuggetaboutit Patch

Fuggetaboutit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
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BOHICA Patch - Bend Over Here It Comes Again | US Marine Corps Military Veteran Patches

BOHICA Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Milf Patch | Embroidered Patches

Milf Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Yolo Patch | Embroidered Patches

Yolo Iron on Morale Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Didn't Do It Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Didn't Do It Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $2.50
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Old Coots On Scoots Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Old Coots On Scoots Patch

3x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Stranger With Benefits Patch | Embroidered Patches

Stranger With Benefits Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Trophy Husband Patch | Embroidered Patches

Trophy Husband Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Assman Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Assman Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Breastman Patch

Breastman Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Infidel Patch | Embroidered Patches

Infidel Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Asphalt Cowboy Biker Patch

Asphalt Cowboy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Bad Example Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Bad Example Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Brains And Tits Patch | Embroidered Patches

Brains and Tits Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Special Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Special Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Delicious Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Delicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Let's Roll Patch | Embroidered Patches

Let's Roll Iron on Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Evil Patch With Devil Horns | Embroidered Patches

Evil Patch With Devil Horns

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Hate Everybody Patch

I Hate Everybody Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Babe Patch | Embroidered Patches

Babe Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Sweetheart Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sweetheart Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Fat Boy Patch | Embroidered Patches

Fat Boy Patch

3x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Wicked Patch

Wicked Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Whatever Patch

Whatever Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Kick Ass Girl Patch | Embroidered Patches

Kick Ass Girl Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Psycho Bitch Magnet Patch | Embroidered Patches

Psycho Bitch Magnet Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Ride Hard Or Stay Home Black White Patch

Ride Hard or Stay Home Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Warning Sex Addict Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Sex Addict Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Just Divorced Patch | Embroidered Patches

Just Divorced Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Naughty Girl Patch | Embroidered Patches

Naughty Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Naughty Girls Have More Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Naughty Girls Have More Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Certified INSANE Patch | Embroidered Patches

Certified INSANE Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Biker In Training Patch

Biker In Training Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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HMFIC Head Mother Fucker In Charge Patch | Embroidered Patches

HMFIC Patch

3x1 inch as low as $2.50
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I Beat Anorexia Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Beat Anorexia Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Ride Naked Patch

Ride Naked Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Original Gangsta Patch

Original Gangsta Patch

2.5x2.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Lol Patch | Embroidered Patches

Lol Funny Iron on Patch

2.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Politically Incorrect Patch

Politically Incorrect Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Hashtag No Filter Patch

Hashtag No Filter Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Body By Bacon Funny Patch

Body By Bacon Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Size Does Matter Patch

Size Does Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Black Bikes Matter Patch

Black Bikes Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Show Your Tits Patch

Show Your Tits Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Drunk Wives Matter Patch

Drunk Wives Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Loud Pipes Save Lives Biker Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

4x1.75 inch +2 colors as low as $2.50
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Classy Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patch

Classy Bitch Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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These Are My Church Clothes Patch | Embroidered Patches

These Are My Church Clothes Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Just The Tip Bullet Patch

Just The Tip Bullet Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker Patch

Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Spoiled Patch | Embroidered Patches

Spoiled Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Other Toy Has Tits Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Other Toy Has Tits Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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420 Club Member Funny Stoner Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

420 Club Member Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch | Embroidered Patches

Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Crazy Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches

Crazy Bitch Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
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I Love Boobies Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love Boobies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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