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One Liner, Two Liner Funny Saying Patches 

We carry many different saying patches, some have long phrases others are short and sweet to the point. You'll find all our one or two liner funny short sayings in this category. You can also browse our Short Sayings patches to find more sayings that are not necessarily funny.

High Maintenance Patch | Embroidered Patches

High Maintenance Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
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1 Percent Angel 99 Percent Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches

1 Percent Angel 99 Percent Bitch Patch

3.75x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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It Is What It Is Patch | Embroidered Patches

It Is What It Is Patch

3.5x1 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Puff Puff Pass Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

Puff Puff Pass Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Warning Educated Black Woman Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Educated Black Woman Fun Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Official Asshole Patch | Embroidered Patches

Official Asshole Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Cute But Psycho Patch | Embroidered Patches

Cute But Psycho Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $2.50
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High Society Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

High Society Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Wrecking Crew Patch

Wrecking Crew Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Queen B Patch | Embroidered Patches

Queen B Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Vaginaterian Patch | Embroidered Patches

Vaginaterian Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
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Strangers Have The Best Candy Patch

Strangers Have The Best Candy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Not Drunk Just Irish Patch - Irish Pride Patches | Embroidered Patches

Not Drunk Just Irish Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Horn Broken Watch For Finger Patch | Embroidered Patches

Horn Broken Watch For Finger Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Too Loud Too Bad Patch | Embroidered Patches

Too Loud Too Bad Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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FUBAR Patch Fucked Up Beyond All Repair

FUBAR Patch Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Asphalt Angel Patch | Embroidered Patches

Asphalt Angel Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Property Of No One Patch | Embroidered Patches

Property Of No One Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Live Free Ride Wild Patch

Live Free Ride Wild Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fubar Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Fubar Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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WTF Patch | Embroidered Patches

WTF Patch

2.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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She Devil Patch | Embroidered Patches

She Devil Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $2.50
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Sinner Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sinner Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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