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Funny Wise Saying Patches for your Jacket

You'll get a lot of wise advice from some of our Saying Patches. In this collection you'll find funny phrases filled with wisdom and common sense. You may also be interested in our main Wisdom patches category that have more wise sayings that might not necessarily be funny. This collection focuses on Funny and Wise Sayings. You can Sew or iron on all these patches to your clothing.

If Found Dead Delete my Browser History Patch

If Found Dead Delete my Browser History Funny Iron on Patch

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Anything Worth Doing is Worth Overdoing Patch

Anything Worth Doing is Worth Overdoing Patch

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If You are too Open Minded Your Brains Will Fall Out Patch

If You are too Open Minded Your Brains Will Fall Out Funny Iron on Patch

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If You Are Not Living On The Edge You Are Taking Up Too Much Space Patch

If You Are Not Living On The Edge You Are Taking Up Too Much Space Iron on Morale Patch

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Better To Be Full Of Whiskey Than Full of Shit Patch

Better To Be Full Of Whiskey Than Full of Shit Funny Iron on Patch

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You are a Genius At Not Being Smart Patch

You are a Genius At Not Being Smart Funny Iron on Patch

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Silence Better Than Bullshit Patch | Embroidered Patches

Silence Better Than Bullshit Iron on Morale Patch

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Number 1 Cause of Stress Is Giving a Fuck Patch

Number 1 Cause of Stress Is Giving a Fuck Patch

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Sunshine On Chrome The Best Alarm Clock Patch

Sunshine On Chrome The Best Alarm Clock Patch

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Shit Happens When You Party Naked Patch

Shit Happens When You Party Naked Funny Iron on Patch

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Nope Not Today Patch | Embroidered Patches

Nope Not Today Iron on Morale Patch

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Hang Up And Drive Black White Patch | Embroidered Patches

Hang Up and Drive Patch

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Bada Bikers Against Dumbasses Patch | Embroidered Patches

BADA Bikers Against Dumbasses Patch

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Pet The Sweaty Stuff Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Sweat The Petty Stuff Pet The Sweaty Stuff Patch

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Do Not Arrest This Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

Do Not Arrest This Person Funny Iron on Patch

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No Matter How Good She Looks Someone's Tired Of Her Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches

No Matter How Good She Looks Someone's Tired Of Her Shit Funny Iron on Patch

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Penny For Your Thoughts Patch | Embroidered Patches

Penny For Your Thoughts Dollar for the Panties Patch

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Forgive And Forget But Keep A List Of The Names Patch

Forgive and Forget But Keep A List Of The Names Iron on Morale Patch

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Two Words One Finger Patch

Two Words One Finger Patch

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Never Trust a Fart Patch

Never Trust a Fart Funny Iron on Patch

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Trust Gets You Killed Love Gets you Hurt Being Real gets you Hated Patch

Trust Gets You Killed Love Gets you Hurt Being Real gets you Hated Patch

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Repent so the Preacher Won't Have to Lie at your Funeral Patch

Repent so the Preacher Won't Have to Lie at your Funeral Funny Iron on Patch

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Play Stupid Games Win Stupid Prizes Patch

Play Stupid Games Win Stupid Prizes Funny Iron on Patch

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All Grown Up And Still Fascinated About Nipples Patch

All Grown Up and Still Fascinated About Nipples Naughty Patch

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If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport Funny Patch

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Boobs Are For Squeezing Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Boobs Are For Squeezing Fun Naughty Patch

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Last Call For Anal Fun Patch

Last Call For Anal Fun Patch

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If It's Wet Sticky And Not Yours Fun EMT Patch | Embroidered Patches

If It's Wet Sticky and Not Yours Fun EMT Patch

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Admit You Are An Asshole Patch

Admitting You Are an Asshole is The First Step Funny Iron on Patch

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Loud Pipes Save Lives Biker Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

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Fuck Politics Patch

Fuck Politics Naughty Iron on Patch

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Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History Patch | Embroidered Patches

Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History Patch

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For A Small Town It Sure Has A Lot Of Assholes Patch | Embroidered Patches

For A Small Town It Sure Has A Lot Of Assholes Naughty Iron on Patch

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Ass Gas Or Grass Nobody Rides Free Funny Biker Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

Ass Gas or Grass Nobody Rides Free Patch

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Game Over Marriage Patch Medium | Embroidered Patches

Game Over Marriage Funny Iron on Patch

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Don't Fear Dying, Fear Not Living Patch

Don't Fear Dying, Fear Not Living Patch

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It Is What It Is Patch | Embroidered Patches

It Is What It Is Patch

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Honk If You've Never Seen A Gun Fired From A Motorcycle Patch | Embroidered Patches

Honk If You've Never Seen A Gun Fired From A Motorcycle Patch

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Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch | Embroidered Patches

Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch

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Just Trump It Patch

Just Trump It Funny Iron on Patch

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Biker Prayer Patch

Biker Prayer Patch

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A Cousin a Day keeps the Boredom Away Patch

A Cousin a Day keeps the Boredom Away Patch

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Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Patch | Embroidered Patches

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Patch

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Bad Decisions Make Good Stories Patch

Bad Decisions Make Good Stories Patch

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In Marriage you have two Choices Be Right or Be Happy Patch

In Marriage you have two Choices Be Right or Be Happy Funny Iron on Patch

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Warning I'm an asshole walk away if you don't want your feelings hurt patch

Warning I'm an asshole walk away if you don't want your feelings hurt Funny Iron on Patch

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Ohh Hell And Jesus Help me Holy Ghost Patch

Ohh Hell And Jesus Help me Holy Ghost Funny Iron on Patch

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Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Not My Problem Patch

Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Not My Problem Patch

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Nothing is Foolproof to a Sufficiently Talented Fool Patch

Nothing is Foolproof to a Sufficiently Talented Fool Funny Iron on Patch

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Black Bikes Matter Patch

Black Bikes Matter Patch

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My Girlfriend's Husband is Overseas Fighting For Your Freedom Patch

My Girlfriend's Husband is Overseas Fighting For Your Freedom Funny Iron on Patch

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Relax God Is In Control Patch | Embroidered Patches

Relax God Is In Control Patch

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Problem with Common Sense is that most people are Morons Patch

Problem with Common Sense is that most people are Morons Funny Iron on Patch

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Ride No Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Follow Patch | Embroidered Patches

Ride No Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Follow Patch

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Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

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If I Had Known I Would Live This Long I Would've Taken Better Care Of My Body Patch

If I Had Known I Would Live This Long I Would've Taken Better Care Of My Body Funny Iron on Patch

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Bikers Don't Go Gray We Turn Chrome Patch | Embroidered Patches

Bikers Don't Go Gray We Turn Chrome Patch

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You Can't Have Manslaughter without Laughter Patch

You Can't Have Manslaughter without Laughter Funny Iron on Patch

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Loud Pipes Save Lives Red Patch

Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

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God Created the World Everything Else is Made in China Patch

God Created the World Everything Else is Made in China Funny Iron on Patch

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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Funny Iron on Patch

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If You Can Read This You Are Too Damn Close Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Can Read This You Are Too Damn Close Patch

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If we are Going to go Socialist at least Give us Vodka Patch

If we are Going to go Socialist at least Give us Vodka Funny Iron on Patch

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You Can't Fix Stupid Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Can't Fix Stupid Patch

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A Group Of Mistakes Is Called Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

A Group Of Mistakes Is Called Life Funny Iron on Patch

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Freedom Has a Nice Right to It and a Bit of a Recoil Patch

Freedom Has a Nice Ring To It and a Bit of a Recoil Patch

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Life's Good Patch | Embroidered Patches

Life's Good Iron on Morale Patch

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Never Trust Anything That Bleeds 5 Days Patch

Never Trust Anything That Bleeds 5 Days And Doesn't Die Funny Iron on Patch

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Respect The Beard Patch

Respect The Beard Patch

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Forget The Bullshit All About 2 Wheels Patch

Forget The Bullshit All About 2 Wheels and a Motor Patch

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Don't Pick A Fight With An Old Man Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Don't Pick A Fight With An Old Man If He's Too Old to Fight He'll Just Kill You Patch

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Everyone Has An Asshole Friend If You Don't You Are The Asshole Patch

Everyone Has An Asshole Friend If You Don't You Are The Asshole Naughty Iron on Patch

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Bad Choices Make Good Stories Patch

Bad Choices Make Good Stories Patch

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Medium Speed Some Drag Patch

Medium Speed Some Drag Patch

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ATF Should Be A Convenience Store Funny Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

ATF, Alcohol Tobacco Firearms, Should Be A Convenience Store, Not a Government Agency Patch

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Therapy Is Expensive Beer Is Cheap Patch

Therapy Is Expensive Beer Is Cheap Iron on Morale Patch

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Too Loud Too Bad Patch | Embroidered Patches

Too Loud Too Bad Patch

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When They Come For Your Guns Give Them Your Bullets Patch | Embroidered Patches

When They Come For Your Guns Give Them Your Bullets Patch

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Horn Broken Watch For Finger Patch | Embroidered Patches

Horn Broken Watch For Finger Patch

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If Guns Cause Crimes Pencils Misspell Words Patch | Embroidered Patches

If Guns Cause Crimes Pencils Cause Misspelled Words Patch

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