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Funny Wise Saying Patches for your Jacket

You'll get a lot of wise advice from some of our Saying Patches. In this collection you'll find funny phrases filled with wisdom and common sense. You may also be interested in our main Wisdom patches category that have more wise sayings that might not necessarily be funny. This collection focuses on Funny and Wise Sayings. You can Sew or iron on all these patches to your clothing.

The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Running Out Of Beer Patch | Embroidered Patches

The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Running Out Of Beer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Be An Asshole Don't Text and Drive Patch

Don't Be An Asshole Don't Text and Drive Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Bikes Mark Their Territory Patch | Embroidered Patches

Bikes Don't Leak Oil They Mark Their Territory Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Stupid Oughta Hurt Patch

Stupid Oughta Hurt Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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When In Doubt Twist The Throttle Out Patch

When In Doubt Twist The Throttle Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Bikers have more Fun than People Patch

Bikers have more Fun than People Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Yolo Patch | Embroidered Patches

Yolo Iron on Morale Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch In Red | Embroidered Patch

Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

3x2.75 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Just The Right Amount Of Wrong Patch

Just The Right Amount Of Wrong Patch

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Hard Tight And Fast The Only Way To Ride Patch

Hard Tight and Fast The Only Way To Ride Patch

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Smells Like Bovine Feces To Me FUN Patch

Smells Like Bovine Feces To Me Funny Iron on Patch

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If You Can't Stand Behind Our Troops Then Stand in Front of Them Patch

If You Can't Stand Behind Our Troops Then Stand in Front of Them Patch

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Honk If you've never seen a gun fired from a motorcycle Red Patch

Honk If you've never seen a gun fired from a motorcycle Patch

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Ain't Nobody Got Time For That Funny Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

Ain't Nobody Got Time For That Funny Saying Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Lol Patch | Embroidered Patches

Lol Funny Iron on Patch

2.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Orange Patch

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $2.50
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Eagles Don't Fly with Pigeons Patch

Eagles Don't Fly with Pigeons Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Some People Need A High Five Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some People Need A High Five Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Life's A Bitch Then You Marry One Patch

Life's A Bitch Then You Marry One Funny Iron on Patch

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Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder Patch

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder Naughty Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Plenty Of Room For All Gods Creatures Patch

Plenty Of Room For All Gods Creatures Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Long Live the Beard Patch

Long Live the Beard Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Got This Patch For My Wife Awesome Trade | Embroidered Patches

I Got This Patch For My Wife Was an Awesome Trade Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Be a Flirt Lift That Skirt Patch

Be a Flirt Lift That Skirt Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Rehab Is For Quitters Patch | Funny Quote Phrase Saying Patches

Rehab Is For Quitters Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuggetaboutit Patch

Fuggetaboutit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
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Paybacks Are A Motherfucker Patch

Paybacks Are A Motherfucker Patch

4x1.5 inch
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