Funny Patches

Shop all of our funny biker patches and funny morale patches with hilarious pictures and sayings. Show off your personality and spread the laughter with our funny patches for clothes, hats, backpacks, and more. Our funny iron-on patches can be applied to any fabric except for leather or nylon, which can be sewn onto instead. Check out our subcategories of funny patches such as funny military patches, funny ladies patches, sarcastic sayings and more.

I'm Here About The Blow Job Patch

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Too Loud Too Bad Patch

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Hairdoo By Helmet Patch

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Wine Me Dine Me 69 Me Patch

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Screw Housework Let's Ride Patch

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I'm Too Sexy For This Vest Patch

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Shit Happens Patch

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Biker Chick Patch

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Texas Armadillo Patch For Texan Natives

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Bend Over I'll Drive Patch

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Good Girl Gone Bad Patch

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Whoop Dee Fuckin Do Patch

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Traveling Freak Show Patch

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Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Patch

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Reflective Dilligaf Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.75
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When In Doubt Throttle It Out Patch

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Ride It Like You Stole It Patch

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GOBB Grumpy Old Biker Bastard Patch

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Cannabis Leaf Novelty Iron on Patch

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Support Your Local Fuck Buddy Patch

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Ride Hard or Stay Home Patch

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Milf Patch

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Naughty Girls Have More Fun Patch

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Biker Life Skull 8 Ball Aces and Dice Patch

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Your hole is my Goal Patch

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I'll be Your Huckle Bearer Patch

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Lets Get Naked Patch

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Safety Second Patch

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My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

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Ride Naked Patch

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Next To Sex I Love My Harley Best Patch

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Fubar Patch

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BADA Bikers Against Dumbasses Patch

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Hang Up and Drive Patch

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Some Need Therapy I Have My Motorcycle Patch

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Biker Boys Make Good Toys Patch

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Little Bitch Patch

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Boner Donor Patch

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Eagles Don't Fly with Pigeons Patch

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Rub Patch For Luck Patch

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I'm A Bitch Deal With It Patch

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Asphalt Cowboy Patch

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Brains and Tits Patch

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Large Selection of Funny Patches

Have you ever read the funny patches on someone's jacket and burst out laughing? There are a lot of different funny motorcycle patches out there that you could add to your jacket to amuse and entertain your fellow bikers. The ones you choose will depend on your sense of humor and what fits with the other patches on your jacket, of course, but we have so many to choose from that you're sure to find a few that fit.

We love the personality and humor that these patches bring. They are perfect for all clothes including jackets, hats, jeans and even backpacks, and are the best funny motorcycle vest patches around. You can even buy wholesale funny patches.

Choose from:

  • Witty Wordplay and Puns: Perfect for those who love clever humor, these patches feature playful word twists that will keep people smiling.
  • Ironic Statements: Subtle yet sharp, these patches make you think twice before the punchline hits - ideal for adding a dash of smart humor to your look.
  • Bold Jokes: For those who love to stand out, these patches feature straightforward humor that’s sure to get a laugh, whether light-hearted or edgy.
  • Funny Image Patches: Whether you're into G-rated fun or more adult-themed humor, these image patches let you express yourself with a visual punch.

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High-Quality Funny Patches Built to Last

Our funny iron on patches are versatile and easy to apply to a variety of fabrics. While they can be ironed on to most materials, sewing is recommended for more challenging fabrics like leather or nylon. Carefully crafted with precision, these amusing morale patches are made to complement your favorite gear and last through regular use.

Funny Patches FAQs

What types of funny patches are there?

Many funny patches feature embroidered words and phrases on them. While they're not the most eye-catching patches around, if people take the time to read them, they will be very amused.  Covering your entire jacket or vest in biker patches that feature only white embroidered words on black backgrounds will certainly create an interesting look.  In fact, it's almost as interesting as using brightly colored patches.

There are funny patches for clothes that span the spectrum of 'funny'. If you love puns, you'll find a few patches that make little plays on words. Then there are some that make ironic statements that are funny once you think about them for a minute. There are others that are flat-out jokes and a few that make fun of situations or people. They're all funny in some ways, but obviously, some will appeal to you more than others.

Funny image patches also exist. Like the sayings patches, some of them are fairly G-rated, and some are definitely adult-themed. It all depends on what kind of image you want to project and if you don't mind making some people angry.

How often do you update your collection with new funny patches?

Our selection of funny iron on patches is unmatched and consistently updated to stay current. We are always adding new funny biker patches to our inventory, so be sure to check back every now and then to see what’s new.

How many funny motorcycle patches should you put on your jacket or vest? 

That all depends on you. Some people cover their entire jacket in funny iron on patches, but that can be a little overwhelming, especially if someone wants to read all of them.  On the other hand, it does give you a chance to include all of your favorite jokes and phrases. These patches are a good way of getting your personality out there.

Some people love being the joker of the group. If you like making people laugh, you should add some funny biker patches to your motorcycle jacket or vest. These patches contain all sorts of jokes and funny sayings. Some of them may be a little on the offensive side, but that's what some people find hilarious. Others are more family-friendly jokes, but they're still pretty funny. You're sure to get attention with these types of patches on your jacket.