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Funny Inspirational Patches

Find inspiration with these funny saying patches you can sew or iron on to your clothing. This is a collection of our patches that are both inspiring and funny at the same time. You can find more Funny Patches at our store by visiting the main funny patches category.

Kind People Are My Kind of People Patch

Kind People Are My Kind of People Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I'm Kind of a Big Deal Patch

I'm Kind of a Big Deal Funny Iron on Patch

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I Love My Spoiled Rotten Ungrateful Children Patch

I Love My Spoiled Rotten Ungrateful Children Funny Iron on Patch

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I Did Nothing Today And Still Got Paid Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Did Nothing Today and Still Got Paid Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Efficiency is Clever Laziness Patch

Efficiency is Clever Laziness Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Hope Something Good Happens to you Today Iron on Patch

I Hope Something Good Happens to you Today Iron on Patch

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I don't make jokes I just watch the Government and Report the Facts Iron on Patch

I don't make jokes I just watch the Government and Report the Facts Patch

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I came I saw I had anxiety I left Patch

I came I saw I had anxiety I left Patch

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On The Spectrum Patch

On The Spectrum Patch

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Please Don't New York my Florida Patch

Please Don't New York my Florida Patch

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Emotional Support Human Patch

Emotional Support Human Patch

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Normal is Boring Patch

Normal is Boring Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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If at First You Don't Succeed Redefine Success Patch

If at First You Don't Succeed Redefine Success Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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If You Are Not Living On The Edge You Are Taking Up Too Much Space Patch

If You Are Not Living On The Edge You Are Taking Up Too Much Space Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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My Rights Don't End Where Your Feelings Begin Patch

My Rights Don't End Where Your Feelings Begin Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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#3 in Inspiring Patches
I'm Your Huckleberry Patch

I'm Your Huckleberry Patch

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Expert Multitasker, Listen Ignore, Forget all at the same time Patch

Expert Multitasker, Listen Ignore, Forget all at the same time Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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You Are Not Promised Tomorrow So Have That Beer Today Patch

You Are Not Promised Tomorrow So Have That Beer Today Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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#2 in Inspiring Patches
I Am Who I Am Your Approval Is Not Needed Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Am Who I Am Your Approval Is Not Needed Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Don't Fear Dying, Fear Not Living Patch

Don't Fear Dying, Fear Not Living Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Emotionally Damaged Patch

Emotionally Damaged Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I'm Not Gay but My Boyfriend Is Patch

I'm Not Gay but My Boyfriend Is Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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#5 in Inspiring Patches
It Is What It Is Patch | Embroidered Patches

It Is What It Is Patch

3.5x1 inch +1 colors as low as $0.75
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Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Patch | Embroidered Patches

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1
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Life Begins at 40 Patch

Life Begins at 40 Iron on Morale Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1
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I'm A Biker GrandPa Just Like A Normal Grandpa Except Much Cooler Patch

I'm A Biker GrandPa Just Like A Normal Grandpa Except Much Cooler Patch

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I see no Good Reason to Act my Age Patch

I see no Good Reason to Act my Age Patch

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You've Got to be odd to be Number 1 Patch

You've Got to be odd to be Number 1 Patch

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I Support Single Moms One Dollar at a Time Patch

I Support Single Moms One Dollar at a Time Naughty Iron on Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
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Give me Vodka or Give Me Death Patch

Give me Vodka or Give Me Death Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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BMM Black Money Matters Patch

BMM Black Money Matters Patch

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Chubby Tattooed Bearded Awesome Patch

Chubby Tattooed Bearded Awesome Patch

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#1 in Inspiring Patches
Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Not My Problem Patch

Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Not My Problem Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Relax God Is In Control Patch | Embroidered Patches

Relax God Is In Control Patch

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I'm Awesome Don't Question It Deal With It Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Awesome Don't Question It Deal With It Patch

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#4 in Naughty Patches
I Support Single Moms Funny Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Support Single Moms Funny Biker Naughty Iron on Patch

3x2.25 inch as low as $1
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A Group Of Mistakes Is Called Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

A Group Of Mistakes Is Called Life Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I'm A Biker Grandma Just Like A Normal Grandma Except Much Cooler Patch

I'm A Biker Grandma Just Like A Normal Grandma Except Much Cooler Patch

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Heavens to Betsy Patch

Heavens to Betsy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Some Need Therapy I Have My Motorcycle Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some Need Therapy I Have My Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1
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I'm Your Huckleberry Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

I'm Your Huckleberry Iron on Morale Patch

4.5x2.4 inch as low as $1.75
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I Want to Lose Weight But I Don't Want to Get Caught in one of those Eat Right and Exercise Scams Patch

I Want to Lose Weight But I Don't Want to Get Caught in one of those Eat Right and Exercise Scams Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I May Need Men For Somethings But Riding A Motorcycle Is Not One Of Them Patch With Pink

I May Need Men For Somethings But Riding A Motorcycle Is Not One Of Them Patch

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Therapy Is Expensive Beer Is Cheap Patch

Therapy Is Expensive Beer Is Cheap Iron on Morale Patch

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I'm stuck between I need to save money and you only live once Patch

I'm stuck between I need to save money and you only live once Funny Iron on Patch

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If Government is the Answer It was a Stupid Question Patch

If Government is the Answer It was a Stupid Question Funny Iron on Patch

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Bikers Don't Go Gray We Turn Chrome Patch | Embroidered Patches

Bikers Don't Go Gray We Turn Chrome Patch

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What's the Sitch Patch

What's the Sitch Patch

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Joe and Hoe Gotta Go Patch

Joe and Hoe Gotta Go Patch

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Freedom Has a Nice Right to It and a Bit of a Recoil Patch

Freedom Has a Nice Ring To It and a Bit of a Recoil Patch

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All You Need is Love And a Dog Patch

All You Need is Love And a Dog Morale Patch

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Sometimes Violence is the Way Patch

Sometimes Violence is the Way Patch

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I Work So Hard So My Dog Can Have A Better Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Work So Hard So My Dog Can Have A Better Life Iron on Funny Patch

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You Can't Fix Stupid Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Can't Fix Stupid Patch

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Growing Old Is Inevitable Growing Up Is Optional Patch | Embroidered Patches

Growing Old Is Inevitable Growing Up Is Optional Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Not Perfect But I'm A Limited Edition Patch

I'm Not Perfect But I'm A Limited Edition Iron on Morale Patch

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I Think You Would Drive Better With That Phone Shoved Up Your Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Think You Would Drive Better With That Phone Shoved Up Your Ass Iron on Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Life's Good Patch | Embroidered Patches

Life's Good Iron on Morale Patch

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I'm Not Fat I'm Overstuffed With Awesomeness Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Fat I'm Overstuffed With Awesomeness Iron on Morale Patch

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Politically Incorrect Patch

Politically Incorrect Patch

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Number 1 Cause of Stress Is Giving a Fuck Patch

Number 1 Cause of Stress Is Giving a Fuck Patch

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Working Like Crazy to Support The Lazy Patch

Working Like Crazy to Support The Lazy Patch

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Yeah They're Fake The Real Ones Tried to Kill me Breast Cancer Patch

Yeah They're Fake The Real Ones Tried to Kill me Patch

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I'm The Christian Satan Warned You About Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm The Christian Satan Warned You About Patch

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Organic Iron on Patch

Organic Patch

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Never Tell me the Odds Patch

Never Tell me the Odds Patch

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My Boobs Aren't Small They Are Just Low Fat Patch

My Boobs Aren't Small They Are Just Low Fat Patch

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I Love My Crazy Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Crazy Wife Iron on Morale Patch

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I Beat Anorexia Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Beat Anorexia Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1
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Only Bikers Understand Dogs Patch | Embroidered Patches

Only A Biker Understands Why Dogs Like To Stick Their Heads Out Of Car Windows Patch

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I'm Special Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Special Iron on Morale Patch

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Before you ask why someone hates you ask yourself why you give a fuck patch

Before you ask why someone hates you ask yourself why you give a fuck patch

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Don't Hate Me Because I Sin Differently Than You Patch

Don't Hate Me Because I Sin Differently Than You Iron on Morale Patch

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You Can't Defeat Your Demons If You're Enjoying Their Company Patch

You Can't Defeat Your Demons If You're Enjoying Their Company Patch

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Life Is Short Break Some Rules Patch | Embroidered Patches

Life Is Short Break Some Rules Iron on Morale Patch

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This Is What An Awesome Grandma Looks Like

This Is What An Awesome Grandma Looks Like Patch

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I May Not Change The World But Will Leave A Scar Patch | Embroidered Patches

I May Not Change The World But Will Leave A Scar Iron on Morale Patch

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To Be Old and Wise You must First be Young and Stupid Patch

To Be Old and Wise You must First be Young and Stupid Patch

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I Love My Crazy Life Patch

I Love My Crazy Life Iron on Morale Patch

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Big Daddy Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Big Daddy Patch

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