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Funny Inspirational Patches

Find inspiration with these funny saying patches you can sew or iron on to your clothing. This is a collection of our patches that are both inspiring and funny at the same time. You can find more Funny Patches at our store by visiting the main funny patches category.

Kind People Are My Kind of People Patch

Kind People Are My Kind of People Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Kind of a Big Deal Patch

I'm Kind of a Big Deal Funny Iron on Patch

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Some People are Just Beautifully Wrapped Boxes of Shit Patch

Some People are Just Beautifully Wrapped Boxes of Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Love My Spoiled Rotten Ungrateful Children Patch

I Love My Spoiled Rotten Ungrateful Children Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Did Nothing Today And Still Got Paid Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Did Nothing Today and Still Got Paid Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Efficiency is Clever Laziness Patch

Efficiency is Clever Laziness Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Hope Something Good Happens to you Today Iron on Patch

I Hope Something Good Happens to you Today Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I don't make jokes I just watch the Government and Report the Facts Iron on Patch

I don't make jokes I just watch the Government and Report the Facts Patch

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I came I saw I had anxiety I left Patch

I came I saw I had anxiety I left Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Mind is Independently Owned and Operated Patch

My Mind is Independently Owned and Operated Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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On The Spectrum Patch

On The Spectrum Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Please Don't New York my Florida Patch

Please Don't New York my Florida Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Trust Loyalty and Respect Fuck up 1 Lose all 3 Patch

Trust Loyalty and Respect Fuck up 1 Lose all 3 Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Emotional Support Human Patch

Emotional Support Human Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Normal is Boring Patch

Normal is Boring Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If at First You Don't Succeed Redefine Success Patch

If at First You Don't Succeed Redefine Success Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If You Are Not Living On The Edge You Are Taking Up Too Much Space Patch

If You Are Not Living On The Edge You Are Taking Up Too Much Space Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Gen X Patch

Gen X Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Rights Don't End Where Your Feelings Begin Patch

My Rights Don't End Where Your Feelings Begin Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Your Huckleberry Patch

I'm Your Huckleberry Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I don't care if I offend you Patch

I don't care if I offend you Patch

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Expert Multitasker, Listen Ignore, Forget all at the same time Patch

Expert Multitasker, Listen Ignore, Forget all at the same time Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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You Are Not Promised Tomorrow So Have That Beer Today Patch

You Are Not Promised Tomorrow So Have That Beer Today Funny Iron on Patch

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I Am Who I Am Your Approval Is Not Needed Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Am Who I Am Your Approval Is Not Needed Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Fear Dying, Fear Not Living Patch

Don't Fear Dying, Fear Not Living Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Emotionally Damaged Patch

Emotionally Damaged Patch

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I'm Not Gay but My Boyfriend Is Patch

I'm Not Gay but My Boyfriend Is Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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It Is What It Is Patch | Embroidered Patches

It Is What It Is Patch

3.5x1 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Patch | Embroidered Patches

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $2.50
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Throw Me to the Wolves and I'll Return Leading the Pack Patch

Throw Me to the Wolves and I'll Return Leading the Pack Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Life Begins at 40 Patch

Life Begins at 40 Iron on Morale Patch

3x2 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm A Biker GrandPa Just Like A Normal Grandpa Except Much Cooler Patch

I'm A Biker GrandPa Just Like A Normal Grandpa Except Much Cooler Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Live Laugh Love Patch

Live Laugh Love Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I see no Good Reason to Act my Age Patch

I see no Good Reason to Act my Age Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sometimes the Majority Means all The Fools are On the Same Side Patch

Sometimes the Majority Means all The Fools are On the Same Side Patriotic Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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You've Got to be odd to be Number 1 Patch

You've Got to be odd to be Number 1 Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Crazy Soccer Mom Patch

Crazy Soccer Mom Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Support Single Moms One Dollar at a Time Patch

I Support Single Moms One Dollar at a Time Naughty Iron on Patch

3x3 inch as low as $2.50
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Give me Vodka or Give Me Death Patch

Give me Vodka or Give Me Death Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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BMM Black Money Matters Patch

BMM Black Money Matters Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Chubby Tattooed Bearded Awesome Patch

Chubby Tattooed Bearded Awesome Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Not My Problem Patch

Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Not My Problem Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Emotional Support Patch

Emotional Support Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Relax God Is In Control Patch | Embroidered Patches

Relax God Is In Control Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Awesome Don't Question It Deal With It Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Awesome Don't Question It Deal With It Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Support Single Moms Funny Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Support Single Moms Funny Biker Naughty Iron on Patch

3x2.25 inch as low as $2.50
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World's Okayest Mom Patch

World's Okayest Mom Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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A Group Of Mistakes Is Called Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

A Group Of Mistakes Is Called Life Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm A Biker Grandma Just Like A Normal Grandma Except Much Cooler Patch

I'm A Biker Grandma Just Like A Normal Grandma Except Much Cooler Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Heavens to Betsy Patch

Heavens to Betsy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Speak English Eat Meat Shoot my Gun Patch

I Speak English Eat Meat Shoot my Gun Patriotic Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Some Need Therapy I Have My Motorcycle Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some Need Therapy I Have My Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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God Guns And Guts Made America Let's Keep All Three Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

God Guns and Guts Made America Let's Keep All Three Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Your Huckleberry Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

I'm Your Huckleberry Iron on Morale Patch

4.5x2.4 inch as low as $2.50
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I Want to Lose Weight But I Don't Want to Get Caught in one of those Eat Right and Exercise Scams Patch

I Want to Lose Weight But I Don't Want to Get Caught in one of those Eat Right and Exercise Scams Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I May Need Men For Somethings But Riding A Motorcycle Is Not One Of Them Patch With Pink

I May Need Men For Somethings But Riding A Motorcycle Is Not One Of Them Patch

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Therapy Is Expensive Beer Is Cheap Patch

Therapy Is Expensive Beer Is Cheap Iron on Morale Patch

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I'm stuck between I need to save money and you only live once Patch

I'm stuck between I need to save money and you only live once Funny Iron on Patch

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If Government is the Answer It was a Stupid Question Patch

If Government is the Answer It was a Stupid Question Funny Iron on Patch

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Bikers Don't Go Gray We Turn Chrome Patch | Embroidered Patches

Bikers Don't Go Gray We Turn Chrome Patch

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I'm The Guy The Devil Warned You About Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm The Guy The Devil Warned You About Patch

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What's the Sitch Patch

What's the Sitch Patch

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Stomp My Flag And I'll Stomp Your Ass Patch

Stomp My Flag and I'll Stomp Your Ass Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Joe and Hoe Gotta Go Patch

Joe and Hoe Gotta Go Patch

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Freedom Has a Nice Right to It and a Bit of a Recoil Patch

Freedom Has a Nice Ring To It and a Bit of a Recoil Patch

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All You Need is Love And a Dog Patch

All You Need is Love And a Dog Morale Patch

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Sometimes Violence is the Way Patch

Sometimes Violence is the Way Patch

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I Work So Hard So My Dog Can Have A Better Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Work So Hard So My Dog Can Have A Better Life Iron on Funny Patch

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You Can't Fix Stupid Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Can't Fix Stupid Patch

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Growing Old Is Inevitable Growing Up Is Optional Patch | Embroidered Patches

Growing Old Is Inevitable Growing Up Is Optional Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Not Perfect But I'm A Limited Edition Patch

I'm Not Perfect But I'm A Limited Edition Iron on Morale Patch

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I Think You Would Drive Better With That Phone Shoved Up Your Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Think You Would Drive Better With That Phone Shoved Up Your Ass Iron on Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Life's Good Patch | Embroidered Patches

Life's Good Iron on Morale Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Not Fat I'm Overstuffed With Awesomeness Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Fat I'm Overstuffed With Awesomeness Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Politically Incorrect Patch

Politically Incorrect Patch

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Number 1 Cause of Stress Is Giving a Fuck Patch

Number 1 Cause of Stress Is Giving a Fuck Patch

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Working Like Crazy to Support The Lazy Patch

Working Like Crazy to Support The Lazy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Yeah They're Fake The Real Ones Tried to Kill me Breast Cancer Patch

Yeah They're Fake The Real Ones Tried to Kill me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Life Begins at 60 Patch

Life Begins at 60 Patch

3x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Every Saint Has A Past Every Sinner Has A Future Patch

Every Saint Has A Past Every Sinner Has A Future Patch

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