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Funny Military Patches

Shop Funny Military Patches at TheCheapPlace.com. You'll understand the humor behind these patches if you are a Vet or Active Duty member of the US military. You can sew or iron on these embroidered funny military patches. You can find more funny patches by taking a look at our main funny patches category.

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Terrorist Hunting Permit Patch

Terrorist Hunting Permit Funny Military Morale Patch

3.75x3 inch +1 colors as low as $1.75
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Warning Retired Part Time Pain In The Ass Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Warning Retired and Work as a Part Time Pain In The Ass Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Just The Tip Bullet Patch

Just The Tip Bullet Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Waterboarding It's How We Baptize the Terrorists Patch

Waterboarding It's How We Baptize the Terrorists Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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FUBAR Patch Fucked Up Beyond All Repair

FUBAR Patch Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1
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Warning Retired Knows It All Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Warning Retired Knows It All Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Pick A Fight With An Old Man Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Don't Pick A Fight With An Old Man If He's Too Old to Fight He'll Just Kill You Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
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Old Coots On Scoots Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Old Coots On Scoots Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1
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This Is My Peace Sign Patch | Embroidered Patches

This Is My Peace Sign Funny Military Morale Patch

3.5x3.5 inch as low as $1.75
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Bullet With Your Name On It Patch

Bullet With Your Name On It Military Morale Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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BOHICA Patch - Bend Over Here It Comes Again | US Marine Corps Military Veteran Patches

BOHICA Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Damn I Got Old Quick Funny Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Damn I Got Old Quick Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1
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US VETERAN We Can Still Kick Ass Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

US VETERAN Don't Let the Gray Hair Fool You We Can Still Kick Ass Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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My Idea Of Help From Above Sniper On Roof Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

My Idea Of Help From Above Sniper On Roof Military Morale Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.25
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Get Some Patch

Get Some Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Freedom Has a Nice Right to It and a Bit of a Recoil Patch

Freedom Has a Nice Ring To It and a Bit of a Recoil Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Warning: This Vet Is Medicated For Your Protection Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Warning: This Vet Is Medicated For Your Protection Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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FIDO Fuck it drive on Military Patch

FIDO Fuck it drive on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Sniper Scope Smiley Face Patch

Sniper Scope Smiley Face Funny Iron on Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.25
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Valley Of The Shadow Of Death Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Valley Of The Shadow Of Death Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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Terrorist Hunting Permit White Patch

Terrorist Hunting Permit White Patch

3.75x3 inch +1 colors as low as $1.75
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Warning Boocoo Dinky Dau Vietnam Vet Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches

Warning Boocoo Dinky Dau Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Don't Let The Gray Hair Fool You We Can Still Kick Ass US VETERAN Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Don't Let The Gray Hair Fool You We Can Still Kick Ass US VETERAN Patch

3x3 inch +1 colors as low as $1.25
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There are no Atheists in Foxholes Patch

There are no Atheists in Foxholes Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Don't Let The Gray Hair Fool You Patch In White Text | US Military Veteran Patches

Don't Let The Gray Hair Fool You Patch for Vets

3x3 inch +1 colors as low as $1.25
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My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Where The Hell Is My Medication Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Where The Hell Is My Medication Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
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Gulf Foxtrot Yankee Patch Go Fuck Yourself

Gulf Foxtrot Yankee Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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#3 in Funny Patches
You Never go Full Retard Patch

You Never go Full Retard Patch

4x2.5 inch as low as $2
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SNAFU Patch

SNAFU Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $0.75
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Fubar Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Fubar Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1
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Peace Was Never an Option Iron on Patch

Peace Was Never an Option Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Infidel Patch | Embroidered Patches

Infidel Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Keep Calm and Return Fire Patch

Keep Calm and Return Fire Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I'm Retired Go Around Me Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

I'm Retired Go Around Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Smile Tomorrow will be Worse Patch

Smile Tomorrow will be Worse Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Rub Some Dirt On It, Everything Stops Bleeding Eventually Patch

Rub Some Dirt On It, Everything Stops Bleeding Eventually Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot WTF Patch

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot WTF Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1
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Medicated It's For Your Safety Patch

Medicated It's For Your Safety Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Done It All But Can't Remember It All Funny Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches

Done It All But Can't Remember It All Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Patch

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Don't Let The Gray Hair Fool You Vietnam Veteran Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches

Don't Let The Gray Hair Fool You Vietnam Veteran Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.25
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Merica Fuck Yeah Patch

Merica Fuck Yeah Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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