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For A Small Town It Sure Has A Lot Of Assholes Patch | Embroidered Patches

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Zombies Eat Brains You Are Safe Patch | Embroidered Patches

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I Love Zombies Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love Zombies Funny Iron on Patch

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Congratulations On Your Ability To Make Drama Out Of Nothing Patch | Embroidered Patches

Congratulations On Your Ability To Make Drama Out Of Nothing Funny Iron on Patch

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Reality Continues To Ruin My Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

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If You Are Not Living On The Edge You Are Taking Up Too Much Space Patch

If You Are Not Living On The Edge You Are Taking Up Too Much Space Iron on Morale Patch

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I Used To Have Super Powers But My Therapist Took Them Away Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Used To Have Super Powers But My Therapist Took Them Away Funny Iron on Patch

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#1 in Funny Patches

Duct Tape Doesn't Fix Stupidity It Muffles The Sound Fun Patch

Duct Tape Doesn't Fix Stupidity It Muffles The Sound Fun Funny Iron on Patch

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I Never Make The Same Mistake Twice I Make It Five Or Six Times Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Never Make The Same Mistake Twice I Make It Five or Six Times Funny Iron on Patch

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This is My Clone Funny Iron on Patch

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Chairman Patch

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Give me Vodka or Give Me Death Funny Iron on Patch

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God Created the World Everything Else is Made in China Patch

God Created the World Everything Else is Made in China Funny Iron on Patch

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Anarchist Patch

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Nothing is Foolproof to a Sufficiently Talented Fool Patch

Nothing is Foolproof to a Sufficiently Talented Fool Funny Iron on Patch

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Hell Yes I'm Drunk I'm no Stunt Driver Patch

Hell Yes I'm Drunk I'm no Stunt Driver Biker Patch

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Problem with Common Sense is that most people are Morons Patch

Problem with Common Sense is that most people are Morons Funny Iron on Patch

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Asshole Customer Patch

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Hello My Name is Jail Bait Patch

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Pessimistically Optimistic Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm What Bruce Willis Was Talking About Patch

I'm What Bruce Willis Was Talking About Funny Iron on Patch

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Locals Only Funny Iron on Patch

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Pussy Wrecker Patch

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A Group Of Mistakes Is Called Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

A Group Of Mistakes Is Called Life Funny Iron on Patch

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I Can Feel Myself Getting Dumber Just By Listening To You Patch

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Peanut Funny Iron on Patch

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It's Okay if You Disagree with Me I can't Force You to Be Right Patch

It's Okay if You Disagree with Me I can't Force You to Be Right Funny Iron on Patch

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In Marriage you have two Choices Be Right or Be Happy Patch

In Marriage you have two Choices Be Right or Be Happy Funny Iron on Patch

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You've Got to be odd to be Number 1 Patch

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Wannabe Lap Dog Patch

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I survived Probation Funny Iron on Patch

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Do My Nipples Offend You Patch

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Beer It's Not Just for Breakfast Anymore Patch

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Menace to Sobriety Funny Iron on Patch

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Thousands of My Potential Children Died on Your Daughter's Face Last Night Patch

Thousands of My Potential Children Died on Your Daughter's Face Last Night Funny Iron on Patch

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Bullet With Your Name On It Military Morale Patch

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I didn't Choose the Biker Life, The Biker Life Chose Me Patch

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You Can't Ride All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning Patch

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Most Important Things in Life Just Require a Deep Breath and a Long Ride with Friends Patch

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Live Free Ride Wild Patch

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Left Lane is For Passing Patch

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You are About to earn your I just got my Ass Kicked Patch

You are About to earn your I just got my Ass Kicked Funny Iron on Patch

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Time Flies when you are having Rum Patch

Time Flies when you are having Rum Funny Iron on Patch

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If Government is the Answer It was a Stupid Question Patch

If Government is the Answer It was a Stupid Question Funny Iron on Patch

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How about Less Talk and a Little More Shut the Fuck Up Patch

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I tried to Contain Myself But I escaped Patch

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I'll be Naughty to you If You Talk Dirty to Me Patch

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Why Yes I am Sexy Patch

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It's not the Journey It's How Fast you can take the Curves Patch

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I don't Suffer from Memory Loss I Enjoy it Patch

I don't Suffer from Memory Loss I Enjoy it Funny Iron on Patch

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I had a handle on Life but I broke it Patch

I had a handle on Life but I broke it Funny Iron on Patch

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Don't Be Stupid Patch

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Gee Let me Drop Everything and Work on Your Problem Patch

Gee Let me Drop Everything and Work on Your Problem Funny Iron on Patch

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Beauty is Only a Light Switch Away Patch

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If I agreed with You We would Both be Wrong Patch

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God Created Men, Sam Colt Made them Equal Patch

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When I drink I break out in Handcuffs Patch

When I drink I break out in Handcuffs Funny Iron on Patch

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I would Say go to Hell but then I would See you Everyday Patch

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Anything Worth Doing is Worth Overdoing Patch

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If It Comes from The Government It's Never Free Patch

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Without Assholes We Would All be Full of Shit Patch

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Make America Great Again Patch

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1st Rule of Gun Safety Don't Piss Me Off Patch

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I survive entirely on Caffeine and Hate Patch

I survive entirely on Caffeine and Hate Funny Iron on Patch

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You're Doing it Wrong Patch

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Let's Misbehave Patch

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A back Rub, Few Shots and Some Great Sex would Be Great Patch

A back Rub, Few Shots and Some Great Sex would Be Great Funny Patch

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100% Awesome Funny Iron on Patch

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Freedom Patch Nothing Else Matters - Iron on Morale Patch

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#4 in Naughty Patches

Nobody Cares About Hurting Your Feelings Patch

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Emotional Creature Patch

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Stupid Oughta Hurt Funny Iron on Patch

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Where is My Burrito Patch

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Don't Pet Me I'm Working Patch

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Feminist Patch

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Don't Be a Douche Patch

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I Got Stoned and I Missed It Patch

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Same Shit Different Asshole Funny Iron on Patch

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Come to the Dark Side We Have Munchies Patch

Come to the Dark Side We Have Munchies Funny Iron on Patch

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Triggered Patch

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