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For A Small Town It Sure Has A Lot Of Assholes Patch | Embroidered Patches

For A Small Town It Sure Has A Lot Of Assholes Naughty Iron on Patch

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Zombies Eat Brains You Are Safe Patch | Embroidered Patches

Zombies Eat Brains You Are Safe Funny Iron on Patch

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I Love Zombies Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love Zombies Funny Iron on Patch

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Congratulations On Your Ability To Make Drama Out Of Nothing Patch | Embroidered Patches

Congratulations On Your Ability To Make Drama Out Of Nothing Funny Iron on Patch

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Reality Continues To Ruin My Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

Reality Continues To Ruin My Life Funny Iron on Patch

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If You Are Not Living On The Edge You Are Taking Up Too Much Space Patch

If You Are Not Living On The Edge You Are Taking Up Too Much Space Iron on Morale Patch

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I Used To Have Super Powers But My Therapist Took Them Away Patch | Embroidered Patches

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Duct Tape Doesn't Fix Stupidity It Muffles The Sound Fun Patch

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I Never Make The Same Mistake Twice I Make It Five Or Six Times Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Never Make The Same Mistake Twice I Make It Five or Six Times Funny Iron on Patch

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This is My Clone Patch

This is My Clone Funny Iron on Patch

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Chairman Patch

Chairman Patch

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Give me Vodka or Give Me Death Patch

Give me Vodka or Give Me Death Funny Iron on Patch

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God Created the World Everything Else is Made in China Patch

God Created the World Everything Else is Made in China Funny Iron on Patch

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Anarchist Patch

Anarchist Patch

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Nothing is Foolproof to a Sufficiently Talented Fool Patch

Nothing is Foolproof to a Sufficiently Talented Fool Funny Iron on Patch

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Hell Yes I'm Drunk I'm no Stunt Driver Patch

Hell Yes I'm Drunk I'm no Stunt Driver Biker Patch

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Problem with Common Sense is that most people are Morons Patch

Problem with Common Sense is that most people are Morons Funny Iron on Patch

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Asshole Customer Patch

Asshole Customer Patch

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Hello My Name is Jail Bait Patch

Hello My Name is Jail Bait Patch

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Pessimistically Optimistic Patch

Pessimistically Optimistic Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm What Bruce Willis Was Talking About Patch

I'm What Bruce Willis Was Talking About Funny Iron on Patch

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Locals Only Patch

Locals Only Funny Iron on Patch

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Pussy Wrecker Patch

Pussy Wrecker Patch

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A Group Of Mistakes Is Called Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

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I Can Feel Myself Getting Dumber Just By Listening To You Patch

I Can Feel Myself Getting Dumber Just By Listening To You Funny Iron on Patch

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Peanut Patch

Peanut Funny Iron on Patch

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It's Okay if You Disagree with Me I can't Force You to Be Right Patch

It's Okay if You Disagree with Me I can't Force You to Be Right Funny Iron on Patch

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In Marriage you have two Choices Be Right or Be Happy Patch

In Marriage you have two Choices Be Right or Be Happy Funny Iron on Patch

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You've Got to be odd to be Number 1 Patch

You've Got to be odd to be Number 1 Patch

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Wannabe Lap Dog Patch

Wannabe Lap Dog Patch

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I survived Probation Patch

I survived Probation Funny Iron on Patch

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Do My Nipples Offend You Patch

Do My Nipples Offend You Patch

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Beer It's Not Just for Breakfast Anymore Patch

Beer It's Not Just for Breakfast Anymore Patch

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Menace to Sobriety Patch

Menace to Sobriety Funny Iron on Patch

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Thousands of My Potential Children Died on Your Daughter's Face Last Night Patch

Thousands of My Potential Children Died on Your Daughter's Face Last Night Funny Iron on Patch

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Bullet With Your Name On It Patch

Bullet With Your Name On It Military Morale Patch

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I didn't Choose the Biker Life, The Biker Life Chose Me Patch

I didn't Choose the Biker Life, The Biker Life Chose Me Patch

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You Can't Ride All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning Patch

You Can't Ride All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning Patch

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Most Important Things in Life Just Require a Deep Breath and a Long Ride with Friends Patch

Most Important Things in Life Just Require a Deep Breath and a Long Ride with Friends Patch

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Live Free Ride Wild Patch

Live Free Ride Wild Patch

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Left Lane is For Passing Patch

Left Lane is For Passing Patch

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You are About to earn your I just got my Ass Kicked Patch

You are About to earn your I just got my Ass Kicked Funny Iron on Patch

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Time Flies when you are having Rum Patch

Time Flies when you are having Rum Funny Iron on Patch

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If Government is the Answer It was a Stupid Question Patch

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How about Less Talk and a Little More Shut the Fuck Up Patch

How about Less Talk and a Little More Shut the Fuck Up Patch

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I'll be Naughty to you If You Talk Dirty to Me Patch

I'll be Naughty to you If You Talk Dirty to Me Patch

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Why Yes I am Sexy Patch

Why Yes I am Sexy Patch

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It's not the Journey It's How Fast you can take the Curves Patch

It's not the Journey It's How Fast you can take the Curves Patch

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I don't Suffer from Memory Loss I Enjoy it Patch

I don't Suffer from Memory Loss I Enjoy it Funny Iron on Patch

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I had a handle on Life but I broke it Patch

I had a handle on Life but I broke it Funny Iron on Patch

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Don't Be Stupid Patch

Don't Be Stupid Patch

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Beauty is Only a Light Switch Away Patch

Beauty is Only a Light Switch Away Patch

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If I agreed with You We would Both be Wrong Patch

If I agreed with You We would Both be Wrong Patch

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God Created Men, Sam Colt Made them Equal Patch

God Created Men, Sam Colt Made them Equal Patch

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When I drink I break out in Handcuffs Patch

When I drink I break out in Handcuffs Funny Iron on Patch

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I would Say go to Hell but then I would See you Everyday Patch

I would Say go to Hell but then I would See you Everyday Patch

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Anything Worth Doing is Worth Overdoing Patch

Anything Worth Doing is Worth Overdoing Patch

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If It Comes from The Government It's Never Free Patch

If It Comes from The Government It's Never Free Patch

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Without Assholes We Would All be Full of Shit Patch

Without Assholes We Would All be Full of Shit Patch

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Make America Great Again Patch

Make America Great Again Patch

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1st Rule of Gun Safety Don't Piss Me Off Patch

1st Rule of Gun Safety Don't Piss Me Off Patch

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I survive entirely on Caffeine and Hate Patch

I survive entirely on Caffeine and Hate Funny Iron on Patch

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You're Doing it Wrong Patch

You're Doing it Wrong Patch

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A back Rub, Few Shots and Some Great Sex would Be Great Patch

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100% Awesome Patch

100% Awesome Funny Iron on Patch

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Freedom Nothing Else Matters Patch

Freedom Patch Nothing Else Matters - Iron on Morale Patch

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Nobody Cares About Hurting Your Feelings Patch

Nobody Cares About Hurting Your Feelings Patch

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Emotional Creature Patch

Emotional Creature Patch

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Stupid Oughta Hurt Patch

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Where is My Burrito Patch

Where is My Burrito Patch

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Don't Pet Me I'm Working Patch

Don't Pet Me I'm Working Patch

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Feminist Patch

Feminist Patch

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Don't Be a Douche Patch

Don't Be a Douche Patch

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I Got Stoned and I Missed It Patch

I Got Stoned and I Missed It Patch

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Same Shit Different Asshole Patch

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Come to the Dark Side We Have Munchies Patch

Come to the Dark Side We Have Munchies Funny Iron on Patch

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Triggered Patch

Triggered Patch

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Keep on Keeping On Patch

Keep on Keeping On Patch

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About to Void the Warranty Patch

About to Void the Warranty Patch

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MAGA Mexicans Always Get Across Patch

MAGA Mexicans Always Get Across Funny Iron on Patch

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