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I know God will not Give me Anything I cannot Handle. I just Wish He Didn't Trust me So Much Patch

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No Fat Chicks The Fender Will Bend Patch

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Be a Flirt Lift That Skirt Patch

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You can Save a Horse and Ride This Cowboy Patch

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Heard Nothing Saw Nothing Said Nothing Patch

Heard Nothing Saw Nothing Said Nothing Iron on Morale Patch

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Body By Beer Funny Iron on Patch

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When You are Dead You Don't Know That You are Dead Patch

When You are Dead You Don't Know That You are Dead. It's the same thing when you are Stupid Patch

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You Cannot Imagine The Immensity of The Fuck I Do Not Give Patch

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When In Doubt Twist The Throttle Out Patch

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Never Laugh at your Wife's Choices You are one of them Patch

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I tried Normal Once It wasn't my Forte Patch

I tried Normal Once It wasn't my Forte Funny Iron on Patch

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I always Carry a Little Crazy With Me You Never Know When It's Going to Come in Handy Patch

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I am an Acquired Taste If You don't Like Me You Should Acquire Some Taste Patch

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Never Take Advice From Me You'll End Up Drunk Patch

Never Take Advice From Me You'll End Up Drunk Funny Iron on Patch

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Share The Road Save a Life Patch

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Life Begins at 60 Patch

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I'm Really Easy to Get Along With Once You Learn to See Things My Way Patch

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Don't Be An Asshole Don't Text and Drive Patch

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Make a Bridge and Get Over It Iron on Morale Patch

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Roughly Used But Still Under Warranty Patch

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In Order to Be Insulted I would gave to Value your Opinion Patch

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I Envy People Who Have Never Met You Patch

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Proud Air Force Wife Patch

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Wrecking Crew Patch

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Commando Patch

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Aren't I Just a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Patch

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My Backup Plan is My Original Plan but With a Lot More Alcohol Patch

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Armed and Ready to Defend Myself Patch

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Slightly Used But Still in Excellent Condition Patch

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None of My Personalities Like You Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Way too Psychotic Funny Iron on Patch

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Things Just Got Weird Funny Iron on Patch

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Better To Be Full Of Whiskey Than Full of Shit Patch

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I have the Right to Remain Silent But I lack the ability Patch

I have the Right to Remain Silent But I lack the ability Funny Iron on Patch

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Throw Me to the Wolves and I'll Return Leading the Pack Patch

Throw Me to the Wolves and I'll Return Leading the Pack Iron on Morale Patch

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I wish more of My Handcuff Stories involved Sex and Not Cops Patch

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Better to Fight for Something than Live for Nothing Patch

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Evil is Powerless if the Good are Unafraid Patch

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Director Patch

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Real Heroes Stand In front of the Weak Patch

Real Heroes Stand In front of the Weak Patriotic Iron on Patch

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If I wanted to Listen to an Asshole I would Fart Patch

If I wanted to Listen to an Asshole I would Fart Funny Iron on Patch

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Life Without Liberty is Like a Body Without Spirit Patch

Life Without Liberty is Like a Body Without Spirit Iron on Morale Patch

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If you Jingle my Bells I'll give you a White Christmas Patch

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They can have my Gun When they Pry it from my Cold Dead Fingers Patch

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I love my Dad He is the Best Iron on Morale Patch

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I love My Mom She is The Best Iron on Morale Patch

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Daddy's Boy Patch

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My Dad is Better Than Your Dad Funny Iron on Patch

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Girl Power Patch

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Space Cadet Patch

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Gambler Patch

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Let Whoever Think Whatever Patch

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Mental Patch

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Socialist Patch

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Atheist Patch

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Conservative Patch

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My Stomach is Flat, The L is just Silent Patch

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My Favorite Childhood Memory is My Back Not Hurting Patch

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My Favorite Kind Of Beer Is Another One Patch | Embroidered Patches

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I'm Sorry I Don't Speak Whinese Patch

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Sometimes I Wrestle With My Inner Demons Other Times We Just Hug and Eat Cheesecake Patch

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I Don't Have An Anger Problem You Have A Pissing Me Off Problem Patch | Embroidered Patches

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Rent Me Hourly or All Night Patch

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Warning Do Not Spank Me I Like It Way Too Much Patch

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I'm Awesome Don't Question It Deal With It Patch

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Do Not Interrupt Me When I Am Talking To Myself Patch

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Property Of An Awesome Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches

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If You Obey All The Rules You'll Miss All The Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

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I Don't Mind A Reasonable Amount Of Trouble Patch | Embroidered Patches

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I'm Not Fat I'm Overstuffed With Awesomeness Patch | Embroidered Patches

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I'm Not Perfect But I'm Awesome Patch | Embroidered Patches

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Party Is Not Over Till You Smile For The Mugshot Patch | Embroidered Patches

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Get On Grab Tight And Don't Talk Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Get On Grab Tight and Don't Talk Patch

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Better To Live On Day As A Lion Than A 100 Years As A Sheep Patch | Embroidered Patches

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There Is Absolutely No Excuse For What I'm About To Do Patch | Embroidered Patches

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Are You Talking To Me Or My Tits Patch | Embroidered Patches

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Some Call It Adventure I Call It My Way Of Life Patch

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When Life Gets Complicated GO RIDING Patch

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Heaven Doesn't Want Me Hell Is Afraid I'll Take Over Patch | Embroidered Patches

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