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Saying Patches About Yourself

Sorted out our funny patches that have the words I or I'm. These expressions state something about yourself. You can sew or iron them on to your clothing. This group has patches that are supposed to tell the reader something about you. They are not designed to call the reader to do something, we have plenty of those too, just under a different category.

My Parents Said So I Became An Asshole Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Parents Said So I Became An Asshole Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I May Not Be Perfect But My Dog Loves Me Cute Patch | Embroidered Patches

I May Not Be Perfect But My Dog Loves Me Cute Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I will make better mistakes tomorrow Patch

I will make better mistakes tomorrow Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Did I say that Out Loud Patch

Did I say that Out Loud Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Do Very Bad Things And I Do Them Very Well Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Do Very Bad Things and I Do Them Very Well Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Don't Get Drunk I Get Awesome Funny Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Get Drunk I Get Awesome Funny Saying Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Like Girls That Like Girls Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Like Girls That Like Girls Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Do All My Own Stunts Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Do All My Own Stunts Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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To Save Time Let's Assume I'm Always Right Patch | Embroidered Patches

To Save Time Let's Assume I'm Always Right Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Know Right From Wrong Wrong Is The Fun One Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Know Right From Wrong Wrong Is The Fun One Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I'm A People Person I'm Just Not A Stupid People Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm A People Person I'm Just Not A Stupid People Person Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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This Beer Tastes Like I'm Not Going To Work Today Patch | Embroidered Patches

This Beer Tastes Like I'm Not Going To Work Today Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I'm Off My Meds Not Sure Who Drives Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Off My Meds Not Sure Who Drives Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Some Will Never Like And I Will Never Give A Fuck Patch

Some Will Never Like and I Will Never Give A Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I have the Right to Remain Silent But I lack the ability Patch

I have the Right to Remain Silent But I lack the ability Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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My Whole Life is an Elaborate Plot to Find Weed Patch

My Whole Life is an Elaborate Plot to Find Weed Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Don't Suffer From Insanity I Actually Enjoy It Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Suffer From Insanity I Actually Enjoy It Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Powered By Sarcasm and Coffee Patch

Powered By Sarcasm and Coffee Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Would Rather Be An Honest Asshole Than A Fucking Liar Patch

I Would Rather Be An Honest Asshole Than A Fucking Liar Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Don't Hate me Because I'm Beardiful Patch

Don't Hate me Because I'm Beardiful Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Fuck On The First Date Patch

I Fuck On The First Date Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Hate Being Bipolar Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Hate Being Bipolar But It's Awesome Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I've Had My Patience Tested I'm Negative Patch

I've Had My Patience Tested I'm Negative Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Love My Dog Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Dog Iron on Morale Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1
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I Make Beer Disappear Patch

I Make Beer Disappear Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Feel a Sin Coming On Patch

I Feel a Sin Coming On Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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The More I meet People The More I love My Dog

The More I meet People The More I love My Dog

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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My Stomach is Flat, The L is just Silent Patch

My Stomach is Flat, The L is just Silent Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I'm Not Totally Useless I Can Be Used As A Bad Example Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Totally Useless I Can Be Used As A Bad Example Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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My Favorite Childhood Memory is My Back Not Hurting Patch

My Favorite Childhood Memory is My Back Not Hurting Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Want You To Speak English Uncle Sam Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Want You To Speak English Uncle Sam Patriotic Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
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Sarcastic Me NEVER Patch

Sarcastic Me NEVER Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Drink Beer Like a Fat Kid Eats Cake Patch

I Drink Beer Like a Fat Kid Eats Cake Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I only listen to bands you've never heard of Patch

I only listen to bands you've never heard of Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Sorry I'm Late I Got Here as Soon as I Wanted to Patch

Sorry I'm Late I Got Here as Soon as I Wanted to Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Being An Adult Is The Dumbest Thing I've Done Patch | Embroidered Patches

Being An Adult Is The Dumbest Thing I've Done Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Give Me Head Till I'm Dead Patch | Embroidered Patches

Give Me Head Till I'm Dead Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
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I'm Not Insulting You I'm Describing You Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Insulting You I'm Describing You Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Area 51 Tour Guide Patch Alien Head

Area 51 Tour Guide Funny Iron on Patch Alien Head

3x3 inch as low as $1.75
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I'm Here About The Blow Job Patch

I'm Here About The Blow Job Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
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Let's Pretend I Give a Shit and Leave it at That Patch

Let's Pretend I Give a Shit and Leave it at That Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Don't Need A Reason To Do Stupid Things Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Need A Reason To Do Stupid Things I Need a Place Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I'll Act My Age When I'm 69 Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'll Act My Age When I'm 69 Funny Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I tried Normal Once It wasn't my Forte Patch

I tried Normal Once It wasn't my Forte Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I'm A Lesbian Trapped In This Body Funny Biker Patch

I'm A Lesbian Trapped In This Body Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Dip Me In Honey Feed Me To Lesbians Patch

Dip Me In Honey Feed Me To Lesbians Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Out Of My Mind Back In 5 Patch | Embroidered Patches

Out Of My Mind Back In 5 Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1
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Large Lone Wolf Rocker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Lone Wolf Patch

10x4 inch as low as $4
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I Didn't Do It Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Didn't Do It Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $0.75
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I Hate Everybody Patch

I Hate Everybody Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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My Give A Damn Is Busted Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Give A Damn Is Busted Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Confused As A Kid In Ghetto Patch

I'm Confused As A Kid In Ghetto on Father's Day Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I wish more of My Handcuff Stories involved Sex and Not Cops Patch

I wish more of My Handcuff Stories involved Sex and Not Cops Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I live to Offend Patch

I live to Offend Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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In Dog Beers I've Only Had 1 Funny Patch

In Dog Beers I've Only Had 1 Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Keep Staring I May Do A Trick Patch | Embroidered Patches

Keep Staring I May Do A Trick Funny Iron on Patch

3x1 inch as low as $0.75
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Being An Asshole It's What I do Best Patch

Being An Asshole It's What I do Best Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I'm A Virgin But This Patch Is Old

I'm A Virgin But This Patch Is Old

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Cracker Patch

Cracker Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I'm No Cactus Expert Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm No Cactus Expert Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I'm Allergic To Stupidity I Break Out In Sarcasm Patch

I'm Allergic To Stupidity I Break Out In Sarcasm Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Work Harder than an Ugly Stripper Patch

I Work Harder than an Ugly Stripper Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I love my hot wife Patch

I love my hot wife Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I love hot moms Patch

I love hot moms Patch

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I would lose weight but I hate losing Patch

I would lose weight but I hate losing Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I licked it so It's mine Patch

I licked it so It's mine Funny Iron on Patch

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I never dreamed I would become a grumpy old man but here I am killing it patch

I never dreamed I would become a grumpy old man but here I am killing it Patch

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I'm not shy I just have no interest in talking to idiots Patch

I'm not shy I just have no interest in talking to idiots Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I'm Just here to Establish my Alibi Patch

I'm Just here to Establish my Alibi Patch

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I eat Milf and Cookies Patch

I Eat Milf and Cookies Patch

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I didn't serve this country for you to tell me I should be politically correct Patch

I didn't serve this country for you to tell me I should be politically correct Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I May Look Calm But I Killed You Three Times Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I May Look Calm But In My Head I Already Killed You Three Times Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Stand with the People of Israel Patch

I Stand with the People of Israel Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I run Better than the government Patch

I run Better than the government Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Stand with the innocent Not with a war hungry Governments Patch

I Stand with the innocent Not with a war hungry Governments Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Suck Dick and I Stutter Patch

I Suck Dick and I Stutter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I'm Willing to die to Protect my Rights Are you willing to die to take them away Patch

I'm Willing to die to Protect my Rights Are you willing to die to take them away Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I'm Bulling you for this Conversation Patch

I'm Bulling you for this Conversation Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I enjoy Romantic Walks to the Taco Truck Patch

I enjoy Romantic Walks to the Taco Truck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I'm here because You Broke Something Patch

I'm here because You Broke Something Patch

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