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Patches that says something to the one Reading it

When you look at thousands of patches and try to categorize them in some sensible way you realize sometimes you go nuts. Other times you realize there is a pattern. These patches in this category says something directly to the person reading your patch. I call them Engaging Patches. Mostly for good humor of course. I've also broken up our funny patches into worldly advice patches that have sayings which one would consider as wise knowledge. There are funny patches that fall into a third category which I like to call I'm patches. Mostly patches that say something just about yourself. Surely these patches overlap each other at times so I recommend if you have the time do check out the entire funny patches selection. RIDE SAFE

Why Don't You Hide And Go Fuck Yourself Patch

Why Don't You Hide and Go Fuck Yourself Funny Iron on Patch

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Your Ass Must Be Jealous Of All The Shit That Comes Out Of Your Mouth Patch | Embroidered Patches

Your Ass Must Be Jealous Of All The Shit That Comes Out Of Your Mouth Patch

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Can You Shift Gears Or You Stuck On Stupid Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Can You Shift Gears or You Stuck On Stupid Patch

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We'll Be Best Friends Forever Because You Already Know Too Much Patch

We'll Be Best Friends Forever Because You Already Know Too Much Patch

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Don't Make Me Open This Can Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Make Me Open This Can Funny Iron on Patch

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Don't Ask To Ride My Bike I Won't Ask To Sleep With Your Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Ask To Ride My Bike I Won't Ask To Sleep With Your Wife Patch

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The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Patch

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Patch

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You Have The Right To Remain Silent Use It Patch

You Have The Right To Remain Silent Use It Iron on Patch

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You can Save a Horse and Ride This Cowboy Patch

You can Save a Horse and Ride This Cowboy Biker Patch

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Mess With Trailer Park Patch | Embroidered Patches

Mess with Me You Mess With Trailer Park Funny Iron on Patch

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Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon Patch | Embroidered Patches

Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon Funny Iron on Patch

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Nobody Asked You Fun Patch

Nobody Asked You Patch

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Really Patch

Really Iron on Patch

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Penny For Your Thoughts Patch | Embroidered Patches

Penny For Your Thoughts Dollar for the Panties Patch

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Fuck The Police Patch Except

Fuck The Police Except You Officer Patch

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Fucking Fucktards Patch

Fucking Fucktards Naughty Iron on Patch

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You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here We'll Train You Patch

You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here We'll Train You Funny Iron on Patch

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Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself Patch

Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself Patch

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You Should Hear The Names Patch

You Should Hear The Names The Voices In My Head Are Calling You Funny Iron on Patch

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Yeah It's Fast No You Can't Ride It Patch

Yeah It's Fast No You Can't Ride It Patch

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Bad Planning on Your Part Does not Constitute and Emergency on My Part Patch

Bad Planning on Your Part Does not Constitute and Emergency on My Part Patch

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Show Me Yours And I'll Show You Mine Fun Patch

Show Me Yours and I'll Show You Mine Fun Patch

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One More Beer And I'm All Yours Patch

One More Beer and I'm All Yours Funny Iron on Patch

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Put On Your Big Girl Panties And Deal With It Patch | Embroidered Patches

Put On Your Big Girl Panties and Deal With It Funny Iron on Patch

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If You Can Read This You Are In Range Patch In Red Black | Embroidered Patches

If You Can Read This You Are In Range Patch

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What You See Is What You Get Patch | Embroidered Patches

What You See Is What You Get Funny Iron on Patch

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Zombies Eat Brains You Are Safe Patch | Embroidered Patches

Zombies Eat Brains You Are Safe Funny Iron on Patch

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If It's Not In Your Heart Don't Put It On Your Back Patch | Embroidered Patches

If It's Not In Your Heart Don't Put It On Your Back Patch

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Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me Patch

Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me Patch

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Who Is Your Daddy Patch

Who Is Your Daddy Funny Iron on Patch

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Enjoying Freedom Thank A Vet Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Enjoying Freedom Thank A Vet Patch

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What Can I Do To Piss You Off Today Patch

What Can I Do To Piss You Off Today Funny Iron on Patch

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Sorry Sarcasm Just Falls Out Of My Mouth Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sorry Sarcasm Just Falls Out Of My Mouth Patch

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If You Are Agitated Or Confused My Job Here Is Done Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Are Agitated or Confused My Job Here Is Done Funny Iron on Patch

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It's Called Fuck Off And It's Located Over There Patch

It's Called Fuck Off and It's Located Over There Patch

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Before You Ask The Answer Is No Patch | Embroidered Patches

Before You Ask The Answer Is No Funny Iron on Patch

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My Dad Can Kick Your Dad's Ass Patch

My Dad Can Kick Your Dad's Ass Funny Iron on Patch

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You Can't Scare Me I've Got Daughters Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Can't Scare Me I've Got Daughters Funny Patch

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My Degree Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Degree Of Stupidity Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Degree Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Degree Of Stupidity Funny Iron on Patch

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Keep Rolling Your Eyes Maybe You'll Find A Brain Back There Patch

Keep Rolling Your Eyes Maybe You'll Find A Brain Back There Funny Iron on Patch

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Why Because Fuck You That's Why Patch

Why Because Fuck You That's Why Patch

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Yolo Patch | Embroidered Patches

Yolo Iron on Morale Patch

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Here I Am Other 2 Wishes Patch | Embroidered Patches

Here I Am Other 2 Wishes Funny Iron on Patch

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Therapy Has Taught Me That It's All Your Fault Patch

Therapy Has Taught Me That It's All Your Fault Funny Iron on Patch

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Relax Nothing Is Under Control Patch

Relax Nothing Is Under Control Iron on Morale Patch

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Don't Bother Me I'm Living Happily Ever After Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Bother Me I'm Living Happily Ever After Funny Patch

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A Good Place To Put Your Opinions Is Up Your Ass Patch

A Good Place To Put Your Opinions Is Up Your Ass Funny Iron on Patch

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Nosey Little Fucker Aren't You Patch

Nosey Little Fucker Aren't You Funny Iron on Patch

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Sorry For Being So Fucking Sexy Patch

Sorry For Being So Fucking Sexy Patch

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Ain't Nobody Got Time For That Funny Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

Ain't Nobody Got Time For That Funny Saying Patch

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My Alone Time Is Sometimes For Your Safety Patch

My Alone Time Is Sometimes For Your Safety Funny Iron on Patch

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Swallow Or I'll Put It In Your Eyes Patch

Swallow or I'll Put It In Your Eyes Funny Biker Patch

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Smells Like Bovine Feces To Me FUN Patch

Smells Like Bovine Feces To Me Funny Iron on Patch

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Fuck You Earn It Patch

Fuck You Earn It Offensive Iron on Patch

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You are About to earn your I just got my Ass Kicked Patch

You are About to earn your I just got my Ass Kicked Funny Iron on Patch

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You probably know me from my Sextape Patch

You probably know me from my Sextape Patch

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You Can't Fix Stupid Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Can't Fix Stupid Patch

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You Couldn't Handle Me Even If I Came With Instructions Patch

You Couldn't Handle Me Even If I Came With Instructions Funny Iron on Patch

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You've Yeed your Last Haw Patch

You've Yeed your Last Haw Patch

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You Can't Make This Shit Up Patch

You Can't Make This Shit Up Funny Iron on Patch

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Don't Stop Riding Because You Get Old Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Don't Stop Riding Because You Get Old, You Get Old Because You Stop Riding Patch

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You're Never Lost On A Motorcycle Patch | Embroidered Patches

You're Never Lost On A Motorcycle Patch

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You Find it Offensive I Find it Funny That's Why I'm Happier Patch

You Find it Offensive I Find it Funny That's Why I'm Happier Patch

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You Read My Patch That's Enough Social Interaction for One Day Iron on Patch

You Read My Patch That's Enough Social Interaction for One Day Patch

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Your Village Called They Want Their Idiot Back Iron on Patch

Your Village Called They Want Their Idiot Back Patch

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You Can't Buy Sisterhood Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Can't Buy Sisterhood Patch

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Your Mask is as Useless As Joe Biden Patch

Your Mask is as Useless As Joe Biden Patch

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You Can't Defeat Your Demons If You're Enjoying Their Company Patch

You Can't Defeat Your Demons If You're Enjoying Their Company Patch

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You Have Never Really Lived Until You Have Done Something Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Have Never Really Lived Until You Have Done Something for Someone Who Can Never Repay You Patch

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You Can Kiss My Rebel Ass Patch

You Can Kiss My Rebel Ass Patch

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You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Kid Patch

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Kid Patch

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You Can't Buy Happiness But You Can Buy A Bike And That's Close Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Can't Buy Happiness But You Can Buy A Bike and That's Close Patch

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You Don't have to trust your Government Patch

You Don't have to trust your Government to be a Good American, Just believe in your Country Patch

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You can't fix stupid you can only hope to survive the symptoms Patch

You can't fix stupid you can only hope to survive the symptoms Patch

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You're Doing it Wrong Patch

You're Doing it Wrong Patch

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You've Got to be odd to be Number 1 Patch

You've Got to be odd to be Number 1 Patch

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You're not the Boss of Me Iron on Patch

You're not the Boss of Me Patch

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You Cannot Imagine The Immensity of The Fuck I Do Not Give Patch

You Cannot Imagine The Immensity of The Fuck I Do Not Give Funny Iron on Patch

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#2 in Funny Patches
Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch | Embroidered Patches

Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch

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You are not my Supervisor Patch

You are not my Supervisor Funny Iron on Patch

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