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Sarcastic Sayings Patches You can Iron on To Your Clothing

Shop our sarcastic saying patches. If sarcasm is within you, you will enjoy looking through these patches. Buy some up and iron them on your shirt.

Despite The Look On My Face Patch | Embroidered Patches

Despite The Look On My Face You're Still Talking Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99
You Are Proof That God Has A Sense Of Humor Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Are Proof That God Has A Sense Of Humor Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%
You Read My Patch That's Enough Social Interaction for One Day Iron on Patch

You Read My Patch That's Enough Social Interaction for One Day Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
$3.99
If You Don't Want A Sarcastic Answer Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Don't Want A Sarcastic Answer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99
Do I Look Like A People Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

Do I Look Like A People Person Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99
I have no feeling or emotions, Just Sarcasm Patch

I have no feeling or emotions, Just Sarcasm Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%
Life Is Hard It's Harder If You'Re Stupid Patch

Life Is Hard It's Harder If You'Re Stupid Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1
$3.99
#1 in Biker Patches
These Are My Church Clothes Patch | Embroidered Patches

These Are My Church Clothes Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
$3.99
Congratulations On Your Ability To Make Drama Out Of Nothing Patch | Embroidered Patches

Congratulations On Your Ability To Make Drama Out Of Nothing Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99
#3 in Funny Patches
Duct Tape Since 1942 Patch | Embroidered Patches

Duct Tape Turning NO NO NO into MMM MMM MMM Since 1942 Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99
Not An Accurate Representation Of White People Patch | Embroidered Patches

Not An Accurate Representation Of White People Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%
#2 in Funny Patches
I Don't Discriminate I Hate Everyone Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Discriminate I Hate Everyone Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99
Problem with Common Sense is that most people are Morons Patch

Problem with Common Sense is that most people are Morons Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%
#5 in Ladies Patches
Cute But Psycho Patch | Embroidered Patches

Cute But Psycho Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $1
$3.99
Without Assholes We Would All be Full of Shit Patch

Without Assholes We Would All be Full of Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%
#4 in Funny Patches
Some People Need A Pat On The Head With A Hammer Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some People Need A Pat On The Head With A Hammer Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99
Stay Sext Don't Get Murdered Iron on Patch

Stay Sexy Don't Get Murdered Iron on Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%
3 Can Keep A Secret If 2 Are Dead Patch | Embroidered Patches

3 Can Keep A Secret If 2 Are Dead Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1
$3.99
Sarcasm Just Another Service I Offer Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sarcasm Just Another Service I Offer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99
Mistaken Me For Someone Who Cares Patch | Embroidered Patches

Mistaken Me For Someone Who Cares Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1
$3.99
Famous Last Words WATCH THIS Patch | Embroidered Patches

Famous Last Words WATCH THIS Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99
I Drink To Make You More Interesting Patch

I Drink To Make You More Interesting Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%
Horn Broken Watch For Finger Patch | Embroidered Patches

Horn Broken Watch For Finger Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
$3.99
Sometimes I Wrestle With My Inner Demons Other Times We Just Hug And Eat CheeseCake Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sometimes I Wrestle With My Inner Demons Other Times We Just Hug and Eat Cheesecake Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%
My Degree Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Degree Of Stupidity Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Degree Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Degree Of Stupidity Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99
Do Not Interrupt Me When I Am Talking To Myself Patch | Embroidered Patches

Do Not Interrupt Me When I Am Talking To Myself Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%
Sarcastic Me NEVER Patch

Sarcastic Me NEVER Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99
I'm Fluent In English And Sarcasm Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Fluent In English and Sarcasm Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%
Sorry Sarcasm Just Falls Out Of My Mouth Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sorry Sarcasm Just Falls Out Of My Mouth Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99
Sometimes When I close My Eyes I can't See Patch

Sometimes When I close My Eyes I can't See Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%
Please Cancel My Subscription to your Issues Patch

Please Cancel My Subscription to your Issues Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99
I Beat Anorexia Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Beat Anorexia Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%
If you don't sin a little Jesus Died for Nothing Patch

If you don't sin a little Jesus Died for Nothing Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99
Gun Control Use Both Hands Patch | Embroidered Patches

Gun Control Use Both Hands Patch

4x1 inch as low as $0.75
$3.99
I Could Use A Little Sexual Harassment Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Could Use A Little Sexual Harassment Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99
Don't Steal Government Hates Competition Patch

Don't Steal Government Hates Competition Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1
$3.99
Motorcycles Helping Ugly People Have Sex Patch | Embroidered Patches

Motorcycles Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 1903 Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99
Really Patch

Really Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%
Keep Staring I May Do A Trick Patch | Embroidered Patches

Keep Staring I May Do A Trick Funny Iron on Patch

3x1 inch as low as $0.75
$3.99
I'm Allergic To Stupidity I Break Out In Sarcasm Patch

I'm Allergic To Stupidity I Break Out In Sarcasm Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99
Powered By Sarcasm and Coffee Patch

Powered By Sarcasm and Coffee Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99
If Being Sexy is a Crime Arrest Me Patch

If Being Sexy is a Crime Arrest Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%
WTF Patch | Embroidered Patches

WTF Patch

2.5x1.5 inch as low as $0.75
$3.99
I wish all my boyfriends would just get along Patch

I wish all my boyfriends would just get along Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99
Sure You Can Trust The Government Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sure You Can Trust The Government Just ask an Indian Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99
How about Less Talk and a Little More Shut the Fuck Up Patch

How about Less Talk and a Little More Shut the Fuck Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99
I Got This Patch For My Wife Awesome Trade | Embroidered Patches

I Got This Patch For My Wife Was an Awesome Trade Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%
Body by Burritos Patch

Body by Burritos Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99
I'm Not Perfect But I'm Awesome Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Perfect But I'm Awesome Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%
If I agreed with You We would Both be Wrong Patch

If I agreed with You We would Both be Wrong Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99
Some People Need A High Five Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some People Need A High Five Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99
Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap Patch | Embroidered Patches

Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
$3.99
Zombies Eat Brains You Are Safe Patch | Embroidered Patches

Zombies Eat Brains You Are Safe Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%
You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here We'll Train You Patch

You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here We'll Train You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%
I'm No Cactus Expert Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm No Cactus Expert Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99
Plenty Of Room For All Gods Creatures Patch

Plenty Of Room For All Gods Creatures Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%
Keep on Keeping On Patch

Keep on Keeping On Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99
Rehab Is For Quitters Patch | Funny Quote Phrase Saying Patches

Rehab Is For Quitters Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1
$3.99
I Like You I Will Kill You Last Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Like You I Will Kill You Last Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
$3.99
When I Want Your Opinion I'll Remove The Duct Tape Patch | Embroidered Patches

When I Want Your Opinion I'll Remove The Duct Tape Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99
I Just Want to Feel Wanted By Someone Other Than the Police Patch

I Just Want to Feel Wanted By Someone Other Than the Police Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99
Sarcasm Because Beating Up People Is Illegal Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sarcasm! Because Apparently Beating The Shit out of People Is Illegal Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1
$3.99
I'm Not Totally Useless I Can Be Used As A Bad Example Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Totally Useless I Can Be Used As A Bad Example Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99
I Hate Being Bipolar Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Hate Being Bipolar But It's Awesome Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99
Doing Nothing is Hard, You never know when you're done Patch

Doing Nothing is Hard, You never know when you're done Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%
I'm Not Insulting You I'm Describing You Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Insulting You I'm Describing You Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99
Duct Tape Doesn't Fix Stupidity It Muffles The Sound Fun Patch

Duct Tape Doesn't Fix Stupidity It Muffles The Sound Fun Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%
To Save Time Let's Assume I'm Always Right Patch | Embroidered Patches

To Save Time Let's Assume I'm Always Right Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99
It's Okay if You Don't Like me Not Everyone Has Good Taste Patch

It's Okay if You Don't Like me Not Everyone Has Good Taste Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99
Last Thing I Want Is To Hurt You Patch | Embroidered Patches

Last Thing I Want Is To Hurt You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99
Lead me not into Temptation I know the Way Patch

Lead me not into Temptation I know the Way Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99
I Don't Suffer From Insanity I Actually Enjoy It Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Suffer From Insanity I Actually Enjoy It Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99
Proud Member Of Peta Patch | Embroidered Patches

Proud Member Of Peta Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1
$3.99
For Those I love I will do Great and Terrible Things Patch

For Those I love I will do Great and Terrible Things Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99
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