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Discount Saying Patches

These saying patches have been buried deep down in our patch categories. Since we have thousands of patches it is almost impossible to come across these while checking out our patches. Enjoy the discounted prices of these patches. Most of these saying patches will likely get discontinued if there is no demand for them. We don't mind letting them go for half the price just to give them another chance.

I Drink To Make You More Interesting Patch

I Drink To Make You More Interesting Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
For A Small Town It Sure Has A Lot Of Assholes Patch | Embroidered Patches

For A Small Town It Sure Has A Lot Of Assholes Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Mistaken Me For Someone Who Cares Patch | Embroidered Patches

Mistaken Me For Someone Who Cares Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1
$4.99$3.99 Save 20% #1 in Funny Patches
Silence Better Than Bullshit Patch | Embroidered Patches

Silence Better Than Bullshit Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
I Used To Have Super Powers But My Therapist Took Them Away Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Used To Have Super Powers But My Therapist Took Them Away Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$4.99$2 Save 60%
You Look Like I Need Another Drink Patch

You Look Like I Need Another Drink Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Relationship Advice Patch

Relationship Advice Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Congratulations On Your Ability To Make Drama Out Of Nothing Patch | Embroidered Patches

Congratulations On Your Ability To Make Drama Out Of Nothing Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Made Some Mistakes I Wish I Could Do Again Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Made Some Mistakes I Wish I Could Do Again Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Running Out Of Beer Patch | Embroidered Patches

The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Running Out Of Beer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
God Will Judge Our Enemies We'll Arrange The Meeting Patch | Embroidered Patches

God Will Judge Our Enemies We'll Arrange The Meeting Military Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Think My Problem Is That I Have Really Fantastic Bad Ideas Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Think My Problem Is That I Have Really Fantastic Bad Ideas Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Sorry I Don't Speak Whinese Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Sorry I Don't Speak Whinese Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Sometimes I Wrestle With My Inner Demons Other Times We Just Hug And Eat CheeseCake Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sometimes I Wrestle With My Inner Demons Other Times We Just Hug and Eat Cheesecake Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
I'm Awesome Don't Question It Deal With It Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Awesome Don't Question It Deal With It Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Do Not Interrupt Me When I Am Talking To Myself Patch | Embroidered Patches

Do Not Interrupt Me When I Am Talking To Myself Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Life Begins at 60 Patch

Life Begins at 60 Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.25
$4.99$2 Save 60%
A Cousin a Day keeps the Boredom Away Patch

A Cousin a Day keeps the Boredom Away Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Stay on Target Patch

Stay on Target Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Friend of Dorothy Patch

Friend of Dorothy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Roofies Make My Pussy Soar Patch

Roofies Make My Pussy Soar Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Cousin Love Patch

Cousin Love Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$4.99$2 Save 60%
This Ain't My Fucking Vest Patch

This Ain't My Fucking Vest Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$4.99$2 Save 60%
This Ain't My Fucking Hat Patch

This Ain't My Fucking Hat Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Stand and Deliver Patch

Stand and Deliver Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Thanks I hate it Patch

Thanks I hate it Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Cash Me Outside Patch

Cash Me Outside Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
How you doin Keep it movin Patch

How you doin Keep it movin Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Riverbottom Nightmare Band Patch

Riverbottom Nightmare Band Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Even Staff Patch Orange

Event Staff Patch Orange

4x1.5 inch +4 colors as low as $1.25
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Return To Sender Patch

Return To Sender Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Malnourished Patch

Malnourished Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Get Back to Work America Patch

Get Back to Work America Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Just a Reminder You can Always be Kinder Patch

Just a Reminder You can Always be Kinder Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
That Ain't It Patch

That Ain't It Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Optimistically Pessimistic Patch

Optimistically Pessimistic Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Assembled in USA with Chinese Parts Patch

Assembled in USA with Chinese Parts Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Talk to the Hand Patch

Talk to the Hand Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
I'm What Bruce Willis Was Talking About Patch

I'm What Bruce Willis Was Talking About Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Fuck you Corona Virus Patch

Fuck you Corona Virus Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Stay Sext Don't Get Murdered Iron on Patch

Stay Sexy Don't Get Murdered Iron on Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Fuck Fauci Patch

Fuck Fauci Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Fuck Masks Patch

Fuck Masks Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
It's Okay I'm Vaccinated Patch

It's Okay I'm Vaccinated Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$4.99$2 Save 60%
When Life throws you a curve, Lean into it, Pick your line and keep your weight over the outside Peg Patch

When Life throws you a curve, Lean into it, Pick your line and keep your weight over the outside Peg Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Most Important Things in Life Just Require a Deep Breath and a Long Ride with Friends Patch

Most Important Things in Life Just Require a Deep Breath and a Long Ride with Friends Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Left Lane Etiquette Pass and move over don't be a prick patch

Left Lane Etiquette Pass and move over don't be a prick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Don't Be an Asshole Don't Hog the Left Lane It's Made for Passing Patch

Don't Be an Asshole Don't Hog the Left Lane It's Made for Passing Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
If Government is the Answer It was a Stupid Question Patch

If Government is the Answer It was a Stupid Question Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Biker Rules Always Double Tap Patch

Biker Rules Always Double Tap Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Infidel Small Flag Rocker Patch

Infidel Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 size as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
HMFIC Small Flag Rocker Patch

HMFIC Small Flag Rocker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
If we are Going to go Socialist at least Give us Vodka Patch

If we are Going to go Socialist at least Give us Vodka Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Proud to be a Christian in a Nation Under God Patch

Proud to be a Christian in a Nation Under God Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
I had a handle on Life but I broke it Patch

I had a handle on Life but I broke it Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Absence Makes the Heart Fondle Other People Patch

Absence Makes the Heart Fondle Other People Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Don't Be Stupid Patch

Don't Be Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Long in the Balls Short in the Brains Patch

Long in the Balls Short in the Brains Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Politicians Depend on you not asking too many questions Patch

Politicians Depend on you not asking too many questions Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Those Who Live by the Sword Will Die By The Gun Patch

Those Who Live by the Sword Will Die By The Gun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Hell Yes I'm Drunk I'm no Stunt Driver Patch

Hell Yes I'm Drunk I'm no Stunt Driver Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
When I drink I break out in Handcuffs Patch

When I drink I break out in Handcuffs Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Dumb Ass You Are Patch

Dumb Ass You Are Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Problem with Common Sense is that most people are Morons Patch

Problem with Common Sense is that most people are Morons Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Anything Worth Doing is Worth Overdoing Patch

Anything Worth Doing is Worth Overdoing Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Without Assholes We Would All be Full of Shit Patch

Without Assholes We Would All be Full of Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Make America Great Again Patch

Make America Great Again Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1
$4.99$3.99 Save 20% #4 in Inspiring Patches
Emotional Creature Patch

Emotional Creature Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
You are not my Supervisor Patch

You are not my Supervisor Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Feminist Patch

Feminist Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Triggered Patch

Triggered Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$4.99$2 Save 60%
I Want to Lose Weight But I Don't Want to Get Caught in one of those Eat Right and Exercise Scams Patch

I Want to Lose Weight But I Don't Want to Get Caught in one of those Eat Right and Exercise Scams Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Ex Carnie Patch

Ex Carnie Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
I Married my Best Friend My Wife is Pissed Patch

I Married my Best Friend My Wife is Pissed Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
My Girlfriend's Husband is Overseas Fighting For Your Freedom Patch

My Girlfriend's Husband is Overseas Fighting For Your Freedom Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Practice What You Preach or It's Just Speech Patch

Practice What You Preach or It's Just Speech Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
I Can't Breathe Patch

I Can't Breathe Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
No Justice No Peace Patch

No Justice No Peace Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Karen Patch

Karen Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$2 Save 60%
Just here for the Drinks Patch

Just here for the Drinks Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
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