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Funny Saying Patches

Find all the saying patches are funny in nature. If you come across one that you don't find funny it's okay, not everyone in the world has the same sense of humor. Purpose of these patches are to have a laugh, they are made for fun. They are not intended to spread hate. If that's what you think then lighten up, you'll live longer if you don't let every little thing get to you. Learn to ignore things that you don't find funny when others might find it funny. Enjoy these funny saying patches, these are stock items, they are not made on demand. We have the stock to ship them out to you the day you place your order. We do have a cut off time, you'll know at shopping cart page if your order will ship out today or the next business day. RIDE SAFE.

Hopeless Romantic Looking For Filthy Whore Patch

Hopeless Romantic Looking For Filthy Whore Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Shit Happens When You Party Naked Patch

Shit Happens When You Party Naked Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Support Your Local Paramedic Patch | Embroidered Patches

Support Your Local Paramedic Text and Drive Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Still Hot It Just Comes In Flashes Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Still Hot It Just Comes In Flashes Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Don't Need A Reason To Do Stupid Things Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Need A Reason To Do Stupid Things I Need a Place Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sarcasm Because Beating Up People Is Illegal Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sarcasm! Because Apparently Beating The Shit out of People Is Illegal Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm A Lesbian Trapped In This Body Funny Biker Patch

I'm A Lesbian Trapped In This Body Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I May Not Change The World But Will Leave A Scar Patch | Embroidered Patches

I May Not Change The World But Will Leave A Scar Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Does This Rag Smell Like Chloroform To You Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Does This Rag Smell Like Chloroform To You Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Love My Crazy Life Patch

I Love My Crazy Life Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sex Instructor First Lesson Free Patch

Sex Instructor First Lesson Free Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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When I Want Your Opinion I'll Remove The Duct Tape Patch | Embroidered Patches

When I Want Your Opinion I'll Remove The Duct Tape Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Let's Roll Patch | Embroidered Patches

Let's Roll Iron on Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Remember When Sex Was Safe Motorcycle Were Dangerous Patch

Remember When Sex Was Safe Motorcycle Were Dangerous Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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You Can't Buy Happiness But You Can Buy A Bike And That's Close Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Can't Buy Happiness But You Can Buy A Bike and That's Close Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Respect Is Earned Beatings Are Free Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Respect Is Earned Beatings Are Free Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Can't Start Drinking All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning Patch | Embroidered Patches

Can't Start Drinking All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Duct Tape Doesn't Fix Stupidity It Muffles The Sound Fun Patch

Duct Tape Doesn't Fix Stupidity It Muffles The Sound Fun Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Take Life With A Grain Of Salt Slice Of Lemon And Shot Of Tequila Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Take Life With A Grain Of Salt Slice Of Lemon and Shot Of Tequila Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Not Sure If I Need Sex Sleep Or To Punch Someone In The Face Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Sure If I Need Sex Sleep or To Punch Someone In The Face Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Keep Honking I'm Reloading Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

Keep Honking I'm Reloading Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Last Call For Anal Fun Patch

Last Call For Anal Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Show Me Yours And I'll Show You Mine Fun Patch

Show Me Yours and I'll Show You Mine Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Your Ass Must Be Jealous Of All The Shit That Comes Out Of Your Mouth Patch | Embroidered Patches

Your Ass Must Be Jealous Of All The Shit That Comes Out Of Your Mouth Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Evil Patch With Devil Horns | Embroidered Patches

Evil Patch With Devil Horns

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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God Sent me to Teach you a Lesson Patch

God Sent me to Teach you a Lesson Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Hate Everybody Patch

I Hate Everybody Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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BOB Broken Old Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

BOB Broken Old Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Boobs Are For Squeezing Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Boobs Are For Squeezing Fun Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Have ADD A Delicious Dick Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Have ADD A Delicious Dick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Bother Me I'm Living Happily Ever After Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Bother Me I'm Living Happily Ever After Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Did Nothing Today And Still Got Paid Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Did Nothing Today and Still Got Paid Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Marilize Legajuana Funny Pot Smokers Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

Marilize Legajuana Patch

4x2 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Fluent In English And Sarcasm Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Fluent In English and Sarcasm Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Am Starting To Think I Will Never Be Old Enough To Know Better Patch

I Am Starting To Think I Will Never Be Old Enough To Know Better Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Babe Patch | Embroidered Patches

Babe Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Sweetheart Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sweetheart Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Dont Let Fear And Common Sense Hold You Back Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Let Fear and Common Sense Hold You Back Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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BLM Biden Likes Minors Patch

BLM Biden Likes Minors Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm A People Person I'm Just Not A Stupid People Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm A People Person I'm Just Not A Stupid People Person Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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This Beer Tastes Like I'm Not Going To Work Today Patch | Embroidered Patches

This Beer Tastes Like I'm Not Going To Work Today Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Carry A Gun Because A Cop Is Too Heavy Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Carry A Gun Because A Cop Is Too Heavy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fat Boy Patch | Embroidered Patches

Fat Boy Patch

3x2 inch as low as $2.50
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If It's Wet Sticky And Not Yours Fun EMT Patch | Embroidered Patches

If It's Wet Sticky and Not Yours Fun EMT Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Think it's Not illegal Yet Patch

Think it's Not illegal Yet Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Nobody Asked You Fun Patch

Nobody Asked You Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Wicked Patch

Wicked Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Asphalt Angel Patch | Embroidered Patches

Asphalt Angel Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Work Sucks I'm Going Riding Patch

Work Sucks I'm Going Riding Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Money Never Sleeps Patch

Money Never Sleeps Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Being An Adult Is The Dumbest Thing I've Done Patch | Embroidered Patches

Being An Adult Is The Dumbest Thing I've Done Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Make Shit Happen Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Make Shit Happen Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If You Can Read This You Are In Range Patch In Red Black | Embroidered Patches

If You Can Read This You Are In Range Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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I Know License And Registration Patch In Red

I Know I Know License and Registration Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Relax Nothing Is Under Control Patch

Relax Nothing Is Under Control Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Whatever Patch

Whatever Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Not Drinking Anymore Not Drinking Any Less Either Patch In Red

I'm Not Drinking Anymore Not Drinking Any Less Either Funny Iron on Patch In Red

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here We'll Train You Patch

You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here We'll Train You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Some Need Theraphy I Have My Motorcycle Patch In Red

Some Need Therapy I Have My Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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I Do What I Want Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Do What I Want Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $2.50
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I feel so vintage Patch

I feel so vintage Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
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US VETERAN We Can Still Kick Ass Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

US VETERAN Don't Let the Gray Hair Fool You We Can Still Kick Ass Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Psycho Bitch Magnet Patch | Embroidered Patches

Psycho Bitch Magnet Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Nope Not Today Patch | Embroidered Patches

Nope Not Today Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Be Happy it Drives People Crazy Patch

Be Happy it Drives People Crazy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Biker Boys Make Good Toys Patch | Embroidered Patches

Biker Boys Make Good Toys Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Ride Hard Or Stay Home Black White Patch

Ride Hard or Stay Home Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fake Bikers Have An Image To Maintain Patch | Embroidered Patches

Fake Bikers Have An Image To Maintain Real Bikers Just Don't Give a Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Not Totally Useless I Can Be Used As A Bad Example Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Totally Useless I Can Be Used As A Bad Example Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Heaven Doesn't Want Me Hell Is Afraid I'll Take Over Patch | Embroidered Patches

Heaven Doesn't Want Me Hell Is Afraid I'll Take Over Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Ask To Ride My Bike I Won't Ask To Sleep With Your Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Ask To Ride My Bike I Won't Ask To Sleep With Your Wife Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Cell Phones And Cars Are Deadlier Than My Guns And Bullets Patch | Embroidered Patches

Cell Phones and Cars Are Deadlier Than My Guns and Bullets Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Warning Fart Zone Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Fart Zone Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Piss Off We Are Full Patch | Embroidered Patches

Piss Off We Are Full Patch

4x2.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Warning I Don't Give A Rats Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning I Don't Give A Rats Ass Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Think You Would Drive Better With That Phone Shoved Up Your Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Think You Would Drive Better With That Phone Shoved Up Your Ass Iron on Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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A Group Of Mistakes Is Called Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

A Group Of Mistakes Is Called Life Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Just Divorced Patch | Embroidered Patches

Just Divorced Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Don't Have An Anger Problem You Have A Pissing Me Off Problem Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Have An Anger Problem You Have A Pissing Me Off Problem Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Patches Saying Patches Funny Sayings