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Funny Saying Patches

Find all the saying patches are funny in nature. If you come across one that you don't find funny it's okay, not everyone in the world has the same sense of humor. Purpose of these patches are to have a laugh, they are made for fun. They are not intended to spread hate. If that's what you think then lighten up, you'll live longer if you don't let every little thing get to you. Learn to ignore things that you don't find funny when others might find it funny. Enjoy these funny saying patches, these are stock items, they are not made on demand. We have the stock to ship them out to you the day you place your order. We do have a cut off time, you'll know at shopping cart page if your order will ship out today or the next business day. RIDE SAFE.

I Don't Have An Anger Problem You Have A Pissing Me Off Problem Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Have An Anger Problem You Have A Pissing Me Off Problem Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Rent Me Hourly Or All Night Patch | Embroidered Patches

Rent Me Hourly or All Night Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Warning Do Not Spank Me I Like It Way Too Much Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Do Not Spank Me I Like It Way Too Much Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm A Girl I Don't Need To Make Sense I'm Just Right Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm A Girl I Don't Need To Make Sense I'm Just Right Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Do Not Interrupt Me When I Am Talking To Myself Patch | Embroidered Patches

Do Not Interrupt Me When I Am Talking To Myself Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Property Of An Awesome Husband Patch | Embroidered Patches

Property Of An Awesome Husband Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Naughty Girl Patch | Embroidered Patches

Naughty Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If You Obey All The Rules You'll Miss All The Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Obey All The Rules You'll Miss All The Fun Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Innocent Looking But Very Naughty Patch | Embroidered Patches

Innocent Looking But Very Naughty Patch

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Just Because I'm A Gentleman Doesn't Mean I Won't Spank You Patch | Embroidered Patches

Just Because I'm A Gentleman Doesn't Mean I Won't Spank You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Don't Mind A Reasonable Amount Of Trouble Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Mind A Reasonable Amount Of Trouble Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Naughty Girls Have More Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Naughty Girls Have More Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Not Fat I'm Overstuffed With Awesomeness Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Fat I'm Overstuffed With Awesomeness Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Party Is Not Over Till You Smile For The Mugshot Patch | Embroidered Patches

Party Is Not Over Till You Smile For The Mugshot Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Get On Grab Tight And Don't Talk Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Get On Grab Tight and Don't Talk Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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There Is Absolutely No Excuse For What I'm About To Do Patch | Embroidered Patches

There Is Absolutely No Excuse For What I'm About To Do Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Live Laugh Love Patch

Live Laugh Love Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Armed With A Dangerous Mind Patch

Armed With A Dangerous Mind Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Life is Short Choose Happiness Patch

Life is Short Choose Happiness Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If I Had Known I Would Live This Long I Would've Taken Better Care Of My Body Patch

If I Had Known I Would Live This Long I Would've Taken Better Care Of My Body Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Can Read Your Mind You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself Patch

I Can Read Your Mind You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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You Have The Right To Remain Silent Use It Patch

You Have The Right To Remain Silent Use It Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Bend Over I'll Drive Patch

Bend Over I'll Drive Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Only A Bitch Like Me Could Love A Bastard Like Him Patch

Only A Bitch Like Me Could Love A Bastard Like Him Patch

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Don't Mess With Bikers They Don't Just Look Crazy Patch

Don't Mess With Bikers They Don't Just Look Crazy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional GrandPa Patch

I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional GrandPa Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional Grandma Patch

I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional Grandma Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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A Good Place To Put Your Opinions Is Up Your Ass Patch

A Good Place To Put Your Opinions Is Up Your Ass Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Allergic To Stupidity I Break Out In Sarcasm Patch

I'm Allergic To Stupidity I Break Out In Sarcasm Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Alone Time Is Sometimes For Your Safety Patch

My Alone Time Is Sometimes For Your Safety Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Keep Rolling Your Eyes Maybe You'll Find A Brain Back There Patch

Keep Rolling Your Eyes Maybe You'll Find A Brain Back There Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Boobs Aren't Small They Are Just Low Fat Patch

My Boobs Aren't Small They Are Just Low Fat Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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In Dog Beers I've Only Had 1 Funny Patch

In Dog Beers I've Only Had 1 Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Living in the New World with an Old Soul Patch

Living in the New World with an Old Soul Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Hashtag Bad Girl Patch

Hashtag Bad Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Not Saying It Was Aliens But It Was Patch

I'm Not Saying It Was Aliens But It Was Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Let's Get Drunk Make Mistakes And Blame It On The Alcohol Patch

Let's Get Drunk Make Mistakes and Blame It On The Alcohol Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Beast Mode Mode On Patch

Beast Mode Mode On Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Sexy Mode On Patch

Sexy Mode ON OFF Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Proud To Be A Gun Toting American Patch In RWB

Proud To Be A Gun Toting American Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Bacon Beer Boobs Patch

Bacon Beer Boobs Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Make Beer Disappear Patch

I Make Beer Disappear Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Currently Unable To Give A Shit Patch

Currently Unable To Give A Shit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me Patch

Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Proud To Be A Gun Toting American Patch

Proud To Be A Gun Toting American Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Whoever Said Less Is More Clearly Wasn't A Whiskey Drinker Patch

Whoever Said Less Is More Clearly Wasn't A Whiskey Drinker Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Good Girl Gone Bad Patch

Good Girl Gone Bad Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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American By Birth Asshole By Choice Patch

American By Birth Asshole By Choice Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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More Balls Than Brains Patch

More Balls Than Brains Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fresh Out Of Fucks To Give Patch

Fresh Out Of Fucks To Give Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Whoop Dee Fuckin Do Patch

Whoop Dee Fuckin Do Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Everyone Has An Asshole Friend If You Don't You Are The Asshole Patch

Everyone Has An Asshole Friend If You Don't You Are The Asshole Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Just Want Someone To Love Me For The True Asshole That I Am Patch

I Just Want Someone To Love Me For The True Asshole That I Am Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Like My Attitude Call 1 800 Eat Shit Patch

Don't Like My Attitude Call 1 800 Eat Shit Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Don't Have A Short Temper I Just Have A Quick Reaction To Bullshit Patch

I Don't Have A Short Temper I Just Have A Quick Reaction To Bullshit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Therapy Has Taught Me That It's All Your Fault Patch

Therapy Has Taught Me That It's All Your Fault Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Love Trucks, Guns and TRUMP Patch

I Love Trucks, Guns and TRUMP Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Yes I Bite But I've Had My Shots Patch

Yes I Bite But I've Had My Shots Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Merica Fuck Yeah Patch

Merica Fuck Yeah Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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In Order to Be Insulted I would gave to Value your Opinion Patch

In Order to Be Insulted I would gave to Value your Opinion Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Envy People Who Have Never Met You Patch

I Envy People Who Have Never Met You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Is it Still By The People For the People Patch

Is it Still By The People For the People Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck Politics Patch

Fuck Politics Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Ohh Don't Be Such a Richard Patch

Ohh Don't Be Such a Richard Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Not Stubborn My Way is Just Better Patch

I'm Not Stubborn My Way is Just Better Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Aren't I Just a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Patch

Aren't I Just a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Backup Plan is My Original Plan but With a Lot More Alcohol Patch

My Backup Plan is My Original Plan but With a Lot More Alcohol Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Slightly Used But Still in Excellent Condition Patch

Slightly Used But Still in Excellent Condition Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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None of My Personalities Like You Patch

None of My Personalities Like You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Way too Hot Patch Psychotic

I'm Way too Psychotic Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Better To Be Full Of Whiskey Than Full of Shit Patch

Better To Be Full Of Whiskey Than Full of Shit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Ride It Like You Stole It Orange Patch

Ride It Like You Stole It Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $2.50
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Honk if You've Never Seen a Gun Fired from a Motorcycle Orange Patch

Honk if You've Never Seen a Gun Fired from a Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Honk If you've never seen a gun fired from a motorcycle Red Patch

Honk If you've never seen a gun fired from a motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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I have the Right to Remain Silent But I lack the ability Patch

I have the Right to Remain Silent But I lack the ability Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I wish more of My Handcuff Stories involved Sex and Not Cops Patch

I wish more of My Handcuff Stories involved Sex and Not Cops Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Blame it on the Whiskey Patch

Blame it on the Whiskey Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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We'll Be Best Friends Forever Because You Already Know Too Much Patch

We'll Be Best Friends Forever Because You Already Know Too Much Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Medium Speed Some Drag Patch

Medium Speed Some Drag Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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The Only Running I do is Running Out of Money Patch

The Only Running I do is Running Out of Money Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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