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Funny Saying Patches

Find all the saying patches are funny in nature. If you come across one that you don't find funny it's okay, not everyone in the world has the same sense of humor. Purpose of these patches are to have a laugh, they are made for fun. They are not intended to spread hate. If that's what you think then lighten up, you'll live longer if you don't let every little thing get to you. Learn to ignore things that you don't find funny when others might find it funny. Enjoy these funny saying patches, these are stock items, they are not made on demand. We have the stock to ship them out to you the day you place your order. We do have a cut off time, you'll know at shopping cart page if your order will ship out today or the next business day. RIDE SAFE.

Tequila Makes My Pussy Sore Patch

Tequila Makes My Pussy Sore Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Kiss Me Where it Smells Funny Patch

Kiss Me Where it Smells Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck'em All Patch

Fuck'em All Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Number 1 Cause of Stress Is Giving a Fuck Patch

Number 1 Cause of Stress Is Giving a Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Stomp My Flag And I'll Stomp Your Ass Patch

Stomp My Flag and I'll Stomp Your Ass Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Inhale the Good Shit Exhale The Bullshit Patch

Inhale the Good Shit Exhale The Bullshit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Scare me I Poop Easily Patch

Don't Scare me I Poop Easily Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Two Words One Finger Patch

Two Words One Finger Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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No Fat Chicks The Fender Will Bend Patch

No Fat Chicks The Fender Will Bend Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Be a Flirt Lift That Skirt Patch

Be a Flirt Lift That Skirt Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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You can Save a Horse and Ride This Cowboy Patch

You can Save a Horse and Ride This Cowboy Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Nothing Like a Woman with a Brilliant Mind a Filthy Mouth and a Tight Pussy Patch

Nothing Like a Woman with a Brilliant Mind a Filthy Mouth and a Tight Pussy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If It's too Loud You are Too Old Patch

If It's too Loud You are Too Old Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Body By Beer Patch

Body By Beer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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When You are Dead You Don't Know That You are Dead Patch

When You are Dead You Don't Know That You are Dead. It's the same thing when you are Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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You Cannot Imagine The Immensity of The Fuck I Do Not Give Patch

You Cannot Imagine The Immensity of The Fuck I Do Not Give Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Once in a While Something Amazing Comes Along Well, Here I am Patch

Once in a While Something Amazing Comes Along Well, Here I am Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I've Had My Patience Tested I'm Negative Patch

I've Had My Patience Tested I'm Negative Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Some Will Never Like And I Will Never Give A Fuck Patch

Some Will Never Like and I Will Never Give A Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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When In Doubt Twist The Throttle Out Patch

When In Doubt Twist The Throttle Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Never Laugh at your Wife's Choices You are one of them Patch

Never Laugh at your Wife's Choices You are one of them Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I tried Normal Once It wasn't my Forte Patch

I tried Normal Once It wasn't my Forte Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I always Carry a Little Crazy With Me You Never Know When It's Going to Come in Handy Patch

I always Carry a Little Crazy With Me You Never Know When It's Going to Come in Handy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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In Marriage you have two Choices Be Right or Be Happy Patch

In Marriage you have two Choices Be Right or Be Happy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I am an Acquired Taste If You don't Like Me You Should Acquire Some Taste Patch

I am an Acquired Taste If You don't Like Me You Should Acquire Some Taste Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If Mama is not Happy No one is Going to Be Happy Patch

If Mama is not Happy No one is Going to Be Happy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Hakuna Matata Patch

Hakuna Matata Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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All You Need is Love And a Dog Patch

All You Need is Love And a Dog Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Daddy Cares Patch

Daddy Cares Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Save a Rooster Ride My Cock Patch

Save a Rooster Ride My Cock Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Mommy Cares Patch

Mommy Cares Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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You've Got to be odd to be Number 1 Patch

You've Got to be odd to be Number 1 Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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See You on The Other Side Patch

See You on The Other Side Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Gone Crazy Be Back Soon Patch

Gone Crazy Be Back Soon Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Waterboarding It's How We Baptize the Terrorists Patch

Waterboarding It's How We Baptize the Terrorists Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Obedience School Drop Out Patch

Obedience School Drop Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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The Resistance Patch

The Resistance Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Blood Type is Biker Positive Patch

My Blood Type is Biker Positive Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I don't Work out much But My Beard Lifts Skirts Patch

I don't Work out much But My Beard Lifts Skirts Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Why Be Rude When You can Be Nude Patch

Why Be Rude When You can Be Nude Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Yeah They're Fake The Real Ones Tried to Kill me Breast Cancer Patch

Yeah They're Fake The Real Ones Tried to Kill me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Ice Mocha a Lot of Weed Patch

Ice Mocha a Lot of Weed Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I live to Offend Patch

I live to Offend Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I survived Probation Patch

I survived Probation Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Just So You Know I don't Mind Going Back to Prison Patch

Just So You Know I don't Mind Going Back to Prison Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Do My Nipples Offend You Patch

Do My Nipples Offend You Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Team USA Drinking Team Patch

Team USA Drinking Team Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I support Boobies and The Research To Save Them Patch

I support Boobies and The Research To Save Them Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot WTF Patch

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot WTF Patch

3x2 inch as low as $2.50
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If Being Sexy is a Crime Arrest Me Patch

If Being Sexy is a Crime Arrest Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Up and Dressed What More Do you Want Patch

Up and Dressed What More Do you Want Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Drink Beer Like a Fat Kid Eats Cake Patch

I Drink Beer Like a Fat Kid Eats Cake Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Know Don't Care Patch

Don't Know Don't Care Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Kind of a Big Deal Patch

I'm Kind of a Big Deal Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Dream Big Work Hard Stay Humble Patch

Dream Big Work Hard Stay Humble Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Never Tell me the Odds Patch

Never Tell me the Odds Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Republican Because We Can't All Be on Welfare Patch

I'm Republican Because We Can't All Be on Welfare Patriotic Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I tried to Stop Cursing But I Cunt Patch

I tried to Stop Cursing But I Cunt Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Menace to Sobriety Patch

Menace to Sobriety Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Not Gay but My Boyfriend Is Patch

I'm Not Gay but My Boyfriend Is Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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50 Percent Single Patch

50 Percent Single Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Whole Life is an Elaborate Plot to Find Weed Patch

My Whole Life is an Elaborate Plot to Find Weed Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Never Waste a Boner Patch

Never Waste a Boner Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If you Jingle my Bells I'll give you a White Christmas Patch

If you Jingle my Bells I'll give you a White Christmas Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Dad Can Kick Your Dad's Ass Patch

My Dad Can Kick Your Dad's Ass Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Space Cadet Patch

Space Cadet Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Down with Panties Patch

Down with Panties Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Retired Drug Dealer Patch

Retired Drug Dealer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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How you doin Keep it movin Patch

How you doin Keep it movin Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Stomach is Flat, The L is just Silent Patch

My Stomach is Flat, The L is just Silent Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Favorite Childhood Memory is My Back Not Hurting Patch

My Favorite Childhood Memory is My Back Not Hurting Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Live Fast and Die Young So You Can Look Good in your Grave Patch

Live Fast and Die Young So You Can Look Good in your Grave Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Malnourished Patch

Malnourished Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Heaven Sent Patch

Heaven Sent Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If Found Dead Delete my Browser History Patch

If Found Dead Delete my Browser History Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Nosey Little Fucker Aren't You Patch

Nosey Little Fucker Aren't You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Play Stupid Games Win Stupid Prizes Patch

Play Stupid Games Win Stupid Prizes Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Googled my Symptoms Turns Out I just Need to Go Riding Patch

I Googled my Symptoms Turns Out I just Need to Go Riding Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sorry I'm Late I Got Here as Soon as I Wanted to Patch

Sorry I'm Late I Got Here as Soon as I Wanted to Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If It Works Don't Fix It Patch

If It Works Don't Fix It Funny Biker Saying Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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