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Funny Saying Patches

Find all the saying patches are funny in nature. If you come across one that you don't find funny it's okay, not everyone in the world has the same sense of humor. Purpose of these patches are to have a laugh, they are made for fun. They are not intended to spread hate. If that's what you think then lighten up, you'll live longer if you don't let every little thing get to you. Learn to ignore things that you don't find funny when others might find it funny. Enjoy these funny saying patches, these are stock items, they are not made on demand. We have the stock to ship them out to you the day you place your order. We do have a cut off time, you'll know at shopping cart page if your order will ship out today or the next business day. RIDE SAFE.

Some People are Just Beautifully Wrapped Boxes of Shit Patch

Some People are Just Beautifully Wrapped Boxes of Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Bullet With Your Name On It Patch

Bullet With Your Name On It Military Morale Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
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Eagles Don't Fly with Pigeons Patch

Eagles Don't Fly with Pigeons Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm On Bike Ride Away from a Good Mood Patch

I'm One Bike Ride Away from a Good Mood Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sometimes I wonder if My Bike is Thinking About Me Patch

Sometimes I wonder if My Bike is Thinking About Me Patch

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Let's Pretend I Give a Shit and Leave it at That Patch

Let's Pretend I Give a Shit and Leave it at That Patch

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Does My Bike Make My Ass Look Fast Patch

Does My Bike Make My Ass Look Fast Patch

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What Scares you Excites Me Patch

What Scares you Excites Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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No Uptight Honkeys Patch

No Uptight Honkeys Funny Iron on Patch

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You are About to earn your I just got my Ass Kicked Patch

You are About to earn your I just got my Ass Kicked Funny Iron on Patch

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Time Flies when you are having Rum Patch

Time Flies when you are having Rum Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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How about Less Talk and a Little More Shut the Fuck Up Patch

How about Less Talk and a Little More Shut the Fuck Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'll be Naughty to you If You Talk Dirty to Me Patch

I'll be Naughty to you If You Talk Dirty to Me Patch

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I don't Suffer from Memory Loss I Enjoy it Patch

I don't Suffer from Memory Loss I Enjoy it Funny Iron on Patch

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Absence Makes the Heart Fondle Other People Patch

Absence Makes the Heart Fondle Other People Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Bikers have more Fun than People Patch

Bikers have more Fun than People Patch

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Beauty is Only a Light Switch Away Patch

Beauty is Only a Light Switch Away Patch

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If I agreed with You We would Both be Wrong Patch

If I agreed with You We would Both be Wrong Patch

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God Created Men, Sam Colt Made them Equal Patch

God Created Men, Sam Colt Made them Equal Patch

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Nothing is Foolproof to a Sufficiently Talented Fool Patch

Nothing is Foolproof to a Sufficiently Talented Fool Funny Iron on Patch

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I would Say go to Hell but then I would See you Everyday Patch

I would Say go to Hell but then I would See you Everyday Patch

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Out Of Order Patch

Out Of Order Patch

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1st Rule of Gun Safety Don't Piss Me Off Patch

1st Rule of Gun Safety Don't Piss Me Off Patch

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I survive entirely on Caffeine and Hate Patch

I survive entirely on Caffeine and Hate Funny Iron on Patch

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You can't fix stupid you can only hope to survive the symptoms Patch

You can't fix stupid you can only hope to survive the symptoms Patch

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You're Doing it Wrong Patch

You're Doing it Wrong Patch

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Free Handmade Black Eyes Patch

Free Handmade Black Eyes Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Spank me Hard Fuck me Harder Patch

Spank me Hard Fuck me Harder Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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A back Rub, Few Shots and Some Great Sex would Be Great Patch

A back Rub, Few Shots and Some Great Sex would Be Great Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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100% Awesome Patch

100% Awesome Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Nobody Cares About Hurting Your Feelings Patch

Nobody Cares About Hurting Your Feelings Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Stupid Oughta Hurt Patch

Stupid Oughta Hurt Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Where is My Burrito Patch

Where is My Burrito Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Body by Burritos Patch

Body by Burritos Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Be a Douche Patch

Don't Be a Douche Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Got Stoned and I Missed It Patch

I Got Stoned and I Missed It Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Same Shit Different Asshole Patch

Same Shit Different Asshole Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm The Guy with the Gun Patch

I'm The Guy with the Gun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Keep on Keeping On Patch

Keep on Keeping On Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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About to Void the Warranty Patch

About to Void the Warranty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Where your Off Button Patch

Where your Off Button Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Life is Short Smile While You Still Have Teeth Patch

Life is Short Smile While You Still Have Teeth Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Throw Me to the Wolves and I'll Return Leading the Pack Patch

Throw Me to the Wolves and I'll Return Leading the Pack Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If You are too Open Minded Your Brains Will Fall Out Patch

If You are too Open Minded Your Brains Will Fall Out Funny Iron on Patch

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I Speak English Eat Meat Shoot my Gun Patch

I Speak English Eat Meat Shoot my Gun Patriotic Iron on Patch

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It's a Big Shit Sandwich and We all have to take a Bite Patch

It's a Big Shit Sandwich and We all have to take a Bite Funny Iron on Patch

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Satisfaction Guaranteed Patch

Satisfaction Guaranteed Patch

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I have no feeling or emotions, Just Sarcasm Patch

I have no feeling or emotions, Just Sarcasm Funny Iron on Patch

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Body under construction Patch

Body under construction Patch

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Just here for the Drinks Patch

Just here for the Drinks Funny Iron on Patch

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FIDO Fuck it drive on Military Patch

FIDO Fuck it drive on Patch

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I only listen to bands you've never heard of Patch

I only listen to bands you've never heard of Patch

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Weird is a side effect of Being Awesome Patch

Weird is a side effect of Being Awesome Patch

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Stop Staring at my Boobs Iron on Patch

Stop Staring at my Boobs Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Will You Shut up Man Patch

Will You Shut up Man Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I wish all my girlfriends would just get along Patch

I wish all my girlfriends would just get along Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I wish all my boyfriends would just get along Patch

I wish all my boyfriends would just get along Patch

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Livin La Vida Broka Funny Iron on Patch

Livin La Vida Broka Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Free Hugs It's Okay I got the Shot Patch

Free Hugs It's Okay I got the Shot Patch

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Sometimes When I close My Eyes I can't See Patch

Sometimes When I close My Eyes I can't See Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Doing Nothing is Hard, You never know when you're done Patch

Doing Nothing is Hard, You never know when you're done Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Please Don't Make me Do Stuff Patch

Please Don't Make me Do Stuff Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Keep Talking I'm diagnosing you Patch

Keep Talking I'm diagnosing you Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck Me Running Patch

Fuck Me Running Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Number 1 Bullshit Guy Patch

Number 1 Bullshit Guy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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That Ain't It Patch

That Ain't It Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Hello My Name is Your Boss Patch

Hello My Name is Your Boss Funny Iron on Patch

3x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Hello My Name is That Guy Patch

Hello My Name is That Guy Funny Iron on Patch

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Hello My Name is Karen Patch

Hello My Name is Karen Funny Iron on Patch

3x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Pessimistically Optimistic Patch

Pessimistically Optimistic Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Assembled in USA with Mexican Parts Patch

Assembled in USA with Mexican Parts Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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No You Can't Be First But You can be Next Patch

No You Can't Be First But You can be Next Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Talk to the Hand Patch

Talk to the Hand Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Pay Up Motherfucker Patch

Pay Up Motherfucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Locals Only Patch

Locals Only Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Wrecking Crew Patch

Wrecking Crew Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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President of The Piss and Moan Club Patch

President of The Piss and Moan Club Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Hate it When That Happens Patch

I Hate it When That Happens Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Hello I'm Here to Piss on your Parade Patch

Hello I'm Here to Piss on your Parade Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Thanks I hate it Patch

Thanks I hate it Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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