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Funny Saying Patches

Find all the saying patches are funny in nature. If you come across one that you don't find funny it's okay, not everyone in the world has the same sense of humor. Purpose of these patches are to have a laugh, they are made for fun. They are not intended to spread hate. If that's what you think then lighten up, you'll live longer if you don't let every little thing get to you. Learn to ignore things that you don't find funny when others might find it funny. Enjoy these funny saying patches, these are stock items, they are not made on demand. We have the stock to ship them out to you the day you place your order. We do have a cut off time, you'll know at shopping cart page if your order will ship out today or the next business day. RIDE SAFE.

Heavens to Betsy Patch

Heavens to Betsy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Ohh Hell And Jesus Help me Holy Ghost Patch

Ohh Hell And Jesus Help me Holy Ghost Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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You are a Genius At Not Being Smart Patch

You are a Genius At Not Being Smart Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Come Crappy Leave Happy Patch

Come Crappy Leave Happy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Give me Vodka or Give Me Death Patch

Give me Vodka or Give Me Death Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Dad is Better Than Your Dad Patch

My Dad is Better Than Your Dad Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Suffering from a double dose of Original Sin Patch

Suffering from a double dose of Original Sin Funny Iron on Patch

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God Created the World Everything Else is Made in China Patch

God Created the World Everything Else is Made in China Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Mother Nature Makes me Wet Patch

Mother Nature Makes me Wet Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Life Begins at 60 Patch

Life Begins at 60 Patch

3x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Hadouken Patch

Hadouken Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Libtard Patch

Libtard Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Artificial Stupidity Patch

Artificial Stupidity Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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When Life throws you a curve, Lean into it, Pick your line and keep your weight over the outside Peg Patch

When Life throws you a curve, Lean into it, Pick your line and keep your weight over the outside Peg Patch

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If Government is the Answer It was a Stupid Question Patch

If Government is the Answer It was a Stupid Question Funny Iron on Patch

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Live Free Ride Wild Patch

Live Free Ride Wild Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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It's not the Journey It's How Fast you can take the Curves Patch

It's not the Journey It's How Fast you can take the Curves Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If we are Going to go Socialist at least Give us Vodka Patch

If we are Going to go Socialist at least Give us Vodka Funny Iron on Patch

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I had a handle on Life but I broke it Patch

I had a handle on Life but I broke it Funny Iron on Patch

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Sometimes the Majority Means all The Fools are On the Same Side Patch

Sometimes the Majority Means all The Fools are On the Same Side Patriotic Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Be Stupid Patch

Don't Be Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Long in the Balls Short in the Brains Patch

Long in the Balls Short in the Brains Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Hell Yes I'm Drunk I'm no Stunt Driver Patch

Hell Yes I'm Drunk I'm no Stunt Driver Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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When I drink I break out in Handcuffs Patch

When I drink I break out in Handcuffs Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Dumb Ass You Are Patch

Dumb Ass You Are Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Problem with Common Sense is that most people are Morons Patch

Problem with Common Sense is that most people are Morons Funny Iron on Patch

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Anything Worth Doing is Worth Overdoing Patch

Anything Worth Doing is Worth Overdoing Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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When Life Gets Complicated GO RIDING Patch | Embroidered Patches

When Life Gets Complicated GO RIDING Patch

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Without Assholes We Would All be Full of Shit Patch

Without Assholes We Would All be Full of Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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You are not my Supervisor Patch

You are not my Supervisor Funny Iron on Patch

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I Want to Lose Weight But I Don't Want to Get Caught in one of those Eat Right and Exercise Scams Patch

I Want to Lose Weight But I Don't Want to Get Caught in one of those Eat Right and Exercise Scams Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Married my Best Friend My Wife is Pissed Patch

I Married my Best Friend My Wife is Pissed Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Girlfriend's Husband is Overseas Fighting For Your Freedom Patch

My Girlfriend's Husband is Overseas Fighting For Your Freedom Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Karen Patch

Karen Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck you 2020 Iron on Patch

Fuck you 2020 Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Stay Sext Don't Get Murdered Iron on Patch

Stay Sexy Don't Get Murdered Iron on Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Hello My Name is Jail Bait Patch

Hello My Name is Jail Bait Patch

3x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Optimistically Pessimistic Patch

Optimistically Pessimistic Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Assembled in USA with Chinese Parts Patch

Assembled in USA with Chinese Parts Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm What Bruce Willis Was Talking About Patch

I'm What Bruce Willis Was Talking About Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Cash Me Outside Patch

Cash Me Outside Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Riverbottom Nightmare Band Patch

Riverbottom Nightmare Band Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Return To Sender Patch

Return To Sender Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Friend of Dorothy Patch

Friend of Dorothy Funny Iron on Patch

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Made in the 10's Patch

Made in the 10's Patch

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Roofies Make My Pussy Soar Patch

Roofies Make My Pussy Soar Funny Iron on Patch

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Cousin Love Patch

Cousin Love Patch

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This Ain't My Fucking Vest Patch

This Ain't My Fucking Vest Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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This Ain't My Fucking Hat Patch

This Ain't My Fucking Hat Patch

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I Smell Hippies Patch

I Smell Hippies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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You Read My Patch That's Enough Social Interaction for One Day Iron on Patch

You Read My Patch That's Enough Social Interaction for One Day Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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If at first you don't Succeed Try Doing it the Way I told you to Iron on Patch

If at first you don't Succeed Try Doing it the Way I told you to Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm a Bad Influence but Damn I'm Fun Iron on Patch

I'm a Bad Influence but Damn I'm Fun Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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I hate Everyone Equally Iron on Patch

I hate Everyone Equally Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Not The Medic Iron on Patch

Not The Medic Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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I don't snore I dream I'm a Tractor Iron on Patch

I don't snore I dream I'm a Tractor Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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I'll Bring the Shovel Iron on Patch

I'll Bring the Shovel Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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I have Boobs So I Win Iron on Patch

I have Boobs So I Win Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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If Only Common Sense was more Common Iron on Patch

If Only Common Sense was more Common Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'll Cut a Bitch Iron on Patch

I'll Cut a Bitch Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Let's Accelerate Patch

Let's Accelerate Patch

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I'll Shoot a Bitch Iron on Patch

I'll Shoot a Bitch Patch

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I think therefore I am Iron on Patch

I think therefore I am Patch

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You Can't Ride All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning Patch

You Can't Ride All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Warning I cause Safety Briefs Iron on Patch

Warning I cause Safety Briefs Patch

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That's What I do I drink and I know Things Iron on Patch

That's What I do I drink and I know Things Patch

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Two Words Maiden America Iron on Patch

Two Words Maiden America Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Your Village Called They Want Their Idiot Back Iron on Patch

Your Village Called They Want Their Idiot Back Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Devil Dog Iron on Patch

Devil Dog Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Dirty Dog Iron on Patch

Dirty Dog Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Cuck Iron on Patch

Cuck Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Redneck Iron on Patch

Redneck Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Emotional Support Patch

Emotional Support Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Country Boy Iron on Patch

Country Boy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Made in the 20's Patch

Made in the 20's Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Hello I'm trying my Best Iron on Patch

Hello I'm trying my Best Iron on Patch

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Pure Evil Iron on Patch

Pure Evil Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Organic Iron on Patch

Organic Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Southern Belle Iron on Patch

Southern Belle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I identify as non Bidenary Iron on Patch

I identify as non Bidenary Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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