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Funny Saying Patches

Find all the saying patches are funny in nature. If you come across one that you don't find funny it's okay, not everyone in the world has the same sense of humor. Purpose of these patches are to have a laugh, they are made for fun. They are not intended to spread hate. If that's what you think then lighten up, you'll live longer if you don't let every little thing get to you. Learn to ignore things that you don't find funny when others might find it funny. Enjoy these funny saying patches, these are stock items, they are not made on demand. We have the stock to ship them out to you the day you place your order. We do have a cut off time, you'll know at shopping cart page if your order will ship out today or the next business day. RIDE SAFE.

Like a Blind Guy at an Orgy You have to feel things out Iron on Patch

Like a Blind Guy at an Orgy You have to feel things out Patch

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My Life feels Like a test I didn't Study For Patch

My Life feels Like a test I didn't Study For Patch

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Show me The Butthole Patch

Show me The Butthole Patch

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Shit Show Supervisor Patch

Shit Show Supervisor Patch

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No Hablo Fucktardo Patch

No Hablo Fucktardo Patch

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I need a Speed Bump between my Brain and my Mouth Patch

I need a Speed Bump between my Brain and my Mouth Patch

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Uncle Fucker Patch

Uncle Fucker Patch

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Sort Your Fucking Shit Out Patch

Sort Your Fucking Shit Out Patch

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When Was the Last Time You've Been Reckoned with Iron on Patch

When Was the Last Time You've Been Reckoned with Patch

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Privileged Patch

Privileged Patch

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If at First You Don't Succeed Redefine Success Patch

If at First You Don't Succeed Redefine Success Patch

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I told you I was sick Patch

I told you I was sick Patch

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I Always carry a Knife in my Pocket You know incase there is cheesecake or something Patch

I Always carry a Knife in my Pocket You know incase there is cheesecake or something Patch

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Hold My Drink I've Got to Pet this Dog Patch

Hold My Drink I've Got to Pet this Dog Patch

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For Those I love I will do Great and Terrible Things Patch

For Those I love I will do Great and Terrible Things Patch

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Well My Mom was Right About Everything Patch

Well My Mom was Right About Everything Patch

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What's the Sitch Patch

What's the Sitch Patch

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Most Important Things in Life Just Require a Deep Breath and a Long Ride with Friends Patch

Most Important Things in Life Just Require a Deep Breath and a Long Ride with Friends Patch

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Of Course Your Opinion Matters Just not to me Patch

Of Course Your Opinion Matters Just not to me Patch

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See you in my DMs Patch

See you in my DMs Patch

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Queen of the Universe Patch

Queen of the Universe Patch

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I Plan to Live Forever so Far So Good Patch

I Plan to Live Forever so Far So Good Patch

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All I want is to Settle Down with a very wealthy Cat Patch

All I want is to Settle Down with a very wealthy Cat Patch

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Liberals Are What Happens When You Tell Every Child They're Special Patch

Liberals Are What Happens When You Tell Every Child They're Special Patch

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I'm Definitely Going to Hell with The Best Stories to Tell Patch

I'm Definitely Going to Hell with The Best Stories to Tell Patch

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All I want is to Settle Down with a very wealthy Dog Patch

All I want is to Settle Down with a very wealthy Dog Patch

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Being 20 in the 70s was way more fun that being 70 in the 20s Patch

Being 20 in the 70s was way more fun that being 70 in the 20s Patch

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One Nation Under Inflation Patch

One Nation Under Inflation Patch

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On The Spectrum Patch

On The Spectrum Patch

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Physically Fit and Tattooed as Shit Patch

Physically Fit and Tattooed as Shit Patch

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Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap Patch

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap Patch

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If it was inappropriate I probably Said it Patch

If it was inappropriate I probably Said it Patch

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Support Drunk Times Patch

Support Drunk Times Patch

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Smile Tomorrow will be Worse Patch

Smile Tomorrow will be Worse Patch

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If you Can Count Your Tattoos You Don't Have Enough Patch

If you Can Count Your Tattoos You Don't Have Enough Patch

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Hello My name is Mr. Fix it All Patch

Hello My name is Mr. Fix it All Patch

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It's a Beautiful Day to be Antisocial Patch

It's a Beautiful Day to be Antisocial Patch

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That's What I do I fix Stuff and I know things Patch

That's What I do I fix Stuff and I know things Patch

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I would lose weight but I hate losing Patch

I would lose weight but I hate losing Patch

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Shenanigan Enthusiast Patch

Shenanigan Enthusiast Patch

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Drinks Well with Others Patch

Drinks Well with Others Patch

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Middle Earth Hiking Club Patch

Middle Earth Hiking Club Patch

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Lets Get Naked Patch

Lets Get Naked Patch

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Me Weird Always Patch

Me Weird Always Patch

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If I Pass Out please note my time Patch

If I Pass Out please note my time Patch

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You probably know me from my Sextape Patch

You probably know me from my Sextape Patch

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Emotional Support Human Patch

Emotional Support Human Patch

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I love hot moms Patch

I love hot moms Patch

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Hold my juice box and Watch this Patch

Hold my juice box and Watch this Patch

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DeSantis 2024 Patch

DeSantis 2024 Patch

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I legit Don't Care Patch

I legit Don't Care Patch

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I run Better than the government Patch

I run Better than the government Patch

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Don't Grow Up It's a Trap Patch

Don't Grow Up It's a Trap Patch

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Warning I void warranties Patch

Warning I void warranties Patch

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It's a Beard it's a Saddle Patch

It's a Beard it's a Saddle Patch

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I Work Harder than an Ugly Stripper Patch

I Work Harder than an Ugly Stripper Patch

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Please Don't New York my Florida Patch

Please Don't New York my Florida Patch

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I came I saw I had anxiety I left Patch

I came I saw I had anxiety I left Patch

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Funny How Good Fella Patch

Funny How Good Fella Patch

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You've Yeed your Last Haw Patch

You've Yeed your Last Haw Patch

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I love my hot wife Patch

I love my hot wife Patch

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Safety Second Patch

Safety Second Patch

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Stop Staring at My Dad Bod Patch

Stop Staring at My Dad Bod Patch

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Squeaky Wheel Gets the Oil Iron on Patch

Squeaky Wheel Gets the Oil Patch

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Sorry I'm not listening Patch

Sorry I'm not listening Patch

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I enjoy Romantic Walks to the Taco Truck Patch

I enjoy Romantic Walks to the Taco Truck Patch

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I Make Cute Babies Patch

I Make Cute Babies Patch

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My Rights Don't End Where Your Feelings Begin Patch

My Rights Don't End Where Your Feelings Begin Patch

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My Beard is the Only Hair that should be Between Your Legs Patch

My Beard is the Only Hair that should be Between Your Legs Patch

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Easily Distracted by Tits and Tacos Patch

Easily Distracted by Tits and Tacos Patch

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I'm not a Taxidermist but I'll Gladly Stuff your Beaver Patch

I'm not a Taxidermist but I'll Gladly Stuff your Beaver Patch

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I'm Bulling you for this Conversation Patch

I'm Bulling you for this Conversation Patch

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Be Yourself Everyone Else is Taken Patch

Be Yourself Everyone Else is Taken Patch

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It Gets Worse before it gets worse Patch

It Gets Worse before it gets worse Patch

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Nobody Cares Work Harder Patch

Nobody Cares Work Harder Patch

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I'm here because You Broke Something Patch

I'm here because You Broke Something Patch

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Maybe Swearing Will Help Patch

Maybe Swearing Will Help Patch

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The Universe is made of protons neutrons electrons and morons patch

The Universe is made of protons neutrons electrons and morons patch

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Don't tell me what to do unless you are Naked Patch

Don't tell me what to do unless you are Naked Patch

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I'll get over it I just need to be Dramatic First Patch

I'll get over it I just need to be Dramatic First Patch

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