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Funny Saying Patches

Find all the saying patches are funny in nature. If you come across one that you don't find funny it's okay, not everyone in the world has the same sense of humor. Purpose of these patches are to have a laugh, they are made for fun. They are not intended to spread hate. If that's what you think then lighten up, you'll live longer if you don't let every little thing get to you. Learn to ignore things that you don't find funny when others might find it funny. Enjoy these funny saying patches, these are stock items, they are not made on demand. We have the stock to ship them out to you the day you place your order. We do have a cut off time, you'll know at shopping cart page if your order will ship out today or the next business day. RIDE SAFE.

ATF Should Be A Convenience Store Funny Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

ATF, Alcohol Tobacco Firearms, Should Be A Convenience Store, Not a Government Agency Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Pick A Fight With An Old Man Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Don't Pick A Fight With An Old Man If He's Too Old to Fight He'll Just Kill You Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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I Don't Discriminate I Hate Everyone Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Discriminate I Hate Everyone Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Confused As Baby In Topless Bar Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm As Confused As Baby In Topless Bar Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Yes I Do Bite Patch | Embroidered Patches

Yes I Do Bite Patch

3x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Puff Puff Pass Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

Puff Puff Pass Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Duct Tape Since 1942 Patch | Embroidered Patches

Duct Tape Turning NO NO NO into MMM MMM MMM Since 1942 Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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High Society Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

High Society Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Damn I Got Old Quick Funny Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Damn I Got Old Quick Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Warning Zero To Bitch In 2 Seconds Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Zero To Bitch In 2 Seconds Patch

3x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Good Girls Are Bad Girls That Never Get Caught Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Good Girls Are Bad Girls That Never Get Caught Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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In Memory Of When I Gave A Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches

In Memory Of When I Gave A Shit Patch

3x3 inch as low as $2.50
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Cute But Psycho Patch | Embroidered Patches

Cute But Psycho Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $2.50
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That's Mr Asshole To You Patch | Embroidered Patches

That's Mr Asshole To You Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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This Bitch Rides Her Own Bike Patch | Embroidered Patches

This Bitch Rides Her Own Bike Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Vibrator Has 2 Wheels Lady Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Vibrator Has 2 Wheels Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Biker Prayer Patch

Biker Prayer Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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All I Care About Is My Motorcycle And Maybe Like Three Other People Patch

All I Care About Is My Motorcycle and Maybe Like Three Other People Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Here To Fuck Shit Up Patch

I'm Here To Fuck Shit Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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FUBAR Patch Fucked Up Beyond All Repair

FUBAR Patch Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $2.50
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Black Bikes Matter Patch

Black Bikes Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I will not comply Patch

I will not comply Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Save a Lollipop Suck a Dick Patch

Save a Lollipop Suck a Dick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Freedom Has a Nice Right to It and a Bit of a Recoil Patch

Freedom Has a Nice Ring To It and a Bit of a Recoil Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Respect The Beard Patch

Respect The Beard Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Bearded For Her Pleasure Patch

Bearded For Her Pleasure Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Thicker the Thighs Sweeter the Prize Patch

Thicker the Thighs Sweeter the Prize Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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The Fuck Up Fairy Strikes Again Patch

The Fuck Up Fairy Strikes Again Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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MAde in the 80s Patch

Made in the 80s Novelty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Chubby Tattooed Bearded Awesome Patch

Chubby Tattooed Bearded Awesome Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck you Karen Iron on Patch

Fuck you Karen Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Will Fuck for Tacos Patch

Will Fuck for Tacos Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Warning I'm an asshole walk away if you don't want your feelings hurt patch

Warning I'm an asshole walk away if you don't want your feelings hurt Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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You Find it Offensive I Find it Funny That's Why I'm Happier Patch

You Find it Offensive I Find it Funny That's Why I'm Happier Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm not shy I just have no interest in talking to idiots Patch

I'm not shy I just have no interest in talking to idiots Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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The Idea is to Die Young as Late as Possible Patch

The Idea is to Die Young as Late as Possible Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Joe and Hoe Gotta Go Patch

Joe and Hoe Gotta Go Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Just here to Establish my Alibi Patch

I'm Just here to Establish my Alibi Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Hate People Patch

I Hate People Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Whoever is in Charge of Making Sure I Don't Do Stupid Stuff is Fired Patch

Whoever is in Charge of Making Sure I Don't Do Stupid Stuff is Fired Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Relationship Has 12 Letters So Does Fuck That Shit Patch

Relationship Has 12 Letters So Does Fuck That Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Goat Patch

Goat Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Problem with being beautiful is that all the ugly bitches hate you Patch

Problem with being beautiful is that all the ugly bitches hate you Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I've Seen Some Shit Patch

I've Seen Some Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sometimes Violence is the Way Patch

Sometimes Violence is the Way Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sorry If I looked interested I'm not Patch

Sorry If I looked interested I'm Not Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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You Can't Make This Shit Up Patch

You Can't Make This Shit Up Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Dog Was Right About You Patch

My Dog Was Right About You Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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3 Can Keep A Secret If 2 Are Dead Patch | Embroidered Patches

3 Can Keep A Secret If 2 Are Dead Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck You I Have Enough Friends Patch

Fuck You I Have Enough Friends Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Horn Broken Watch For Finger Patch | Embroidered Patches

Horn Broken Watch For Finger Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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I Know I Know License And Registration Biker Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Know I Know License and Registration Patch

4x1.75 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Too Loud Too Bad Patch | Embroidered Patches

Too Loud Too Bad Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Are We Going To Ride Or Are We Going To Dick Around All Day Patch | Embroidered Patches

Are We Going To Ride or Are We Going To Dick Around All Day Patch

4x2 inch as low as $2.50
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I Aint Mr. Right But I'll Fuck You Till He Shows Up Patch

I Aint Mr. Right But I'll Fuck You Till He Shows Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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The Road is my Therapy Patch

The Road is my Therapy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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It Only Seems Kinky The First Time Patch | Embroidered Patches

It Only Seems Kinky The First Time Patch

4x2 inch as low as $2.50
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I Eat Pussy And I Stutter Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Eat Pussy and I Stutter Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Shit Creek Survivor Patch | Embroidered Patches

Shit Creek Survivor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Bike Is My Psychiatrist Biker Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Bike Is My Psychiatrist Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Happy Wife Happy Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

Happy Wife Happy Life Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Shit Happens Patch | Embroidered Patches

Shit Happens Patch

3.75x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Designated Asshole Patch

Designated Asshole Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
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Smart Ass White Boy Patch | Embroidered Patches

Smart Ass White Boy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Vaginaterian Patch | Embroidered Patches

Vaginaterian Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Ask To Ride My Bike I Won't Ask To Fuck Your Wife Patch

Don't Ask To Ride My Bike I Won't Ask To Fuck Your Wife Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
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Warning: This Vet Is Medicated For Your Protection Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Warning: This Vet Is Medicated For Your Protection Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Famous Last Words WATCH THIS Patch | Embroidered Patches

Famous Last Words WATCH THIS Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Person Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sleeps Well With Others Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sleeps Well With Others Patch

3.25x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Patch

Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Got Weed Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

Got Weed Funny Iron on Patch

3x1 inch as low as $2.50
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I May Look Calm But I Killed You Three Times Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I May Look Calm But In My Head I Already Killed You Three Times Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Only Bikers Understand Dogs Patch | Embroidered Patches

Only A Biker Understands Why Dogs Like To Stick Their Heads Out Of Car Windows Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sarcasm Just Another Service I Offer Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sarcasm Just Another Service I Offer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sure You Can Trust The Government Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sure You Can Trust The Government Just ask an Indian Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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