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Funny Saying Patches

Find all the saying patches are funny in nature. If you come across one that you don't find funny it's okay, not everyone in the world has the same sense of humor. Purpose of these patches are to have a laugh, they are made for fun. They are not intended to spread hate. If that's what you think then lighten up, you'll live longer if you don't let every little thing get to you. Learn to ignore things that you don't find funny when others might find it funny. Enjoy these funny saying patches, these are stock items, they are not made on demand. We have the stock to ship them out to you the day you place your order. We do have a cut off time, you'll know at shopping cart page if your order will ship out today or the next business day. RIDE SAFE.

IV XX Patch 420 Pot Symbol

IV XX Patch 420 Pot Symbol

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Hate me Because I'm Beardiful Patch

Don't Hate me Because I'm Beardiful Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Just Because You Are Offended Doesn't Mean You're Right Patch

Just Because You Are Offended Doesn't Mean You're Right Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Your hole is my Goal Patch

Your hole is my Goal Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Identify as a Biker Patch

I Identify as a Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Savage Patch

Savage Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Dont Fuck With Me I Fuck Back Patch

Dont Fuck With Me I Fuck Back Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Husband Thinks I'm Crazy, But I'm not the one who Married Me Patch

My Husband Thinks I'm Crazy, But I'm not the one who Married Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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To Be Old and Wise You must First be Young and Stupid Patch

To Be Old and Wise You must First be Young and Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Hellbound Patch

Hellbound Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Powered By Sarcasm and Coffee Patch

Powered By Sarcasm and Coffee Funny Iron on Patch

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Rub Some Dirt On It, Everything Stops Bleeding Eventually Patch

Rub Some Dirt On It, Everything Stops Bleeding Eventually Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Talk Shit Spit Blood Patch

Talk Shit Spit Blood Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Just Want to go Riding and Ignore all My Adult Problems Patch

I Just Want to go Riding and Ignore all My Adult Problems Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Repent so the Preacher Won't Have to Lie at your Funeral Patch

Repent so the Preacher Won't Have to Lie at your Funeral Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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For Entertainment Purposes Only Patch

For Entertainment Purposes Only Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Keep it Up I need Another Felony Conviction Patch

Keep it Up I need Another Felony Conviction Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Did I say that Out Loud Patch

Did I say that Out Loud Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Keep Calm and Return Fire Patch

Keep Calm and Return Fire Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Dirty Little Freak Patch

Dirty Little Freak Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Naughty or Nice I can do both Patch

Naughty or Nice I can do both Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Your Face Would Look Better Between my Legs Patch

Your Face Would Look Better Between my Legs Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Feel a Sin Coming On Patch

I Feel a Sin Coming On Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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The More I meet People The More I love My Dog

The More I meet People The More I love My Dog

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If I throw a Stick will you go away Patch

If I throw a Stick will you go away Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Professional Booby Massager Patch

Professional Booby Massager Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Made in the 90s Patch

Made in the 90s Novelty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Please Cancel My Subscription to your Issues Patch

Please Cancel My Subscription to your Issues Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Smile It Looks Good on You Patch

Smile It Looks Good on You Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Trust Gets You Killed Love Gets you Hurt Being Real gets you Hated Patch

Trust Gets You Killed Love Gets you Hurt Being Real gets you Hated Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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You Can Kiss My Rebel Ass Patch

You Can Kiss My Rebel Ass Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Never Trust a Fart Patch

Never Trust a Fart Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch In Red | Embroidered Patch

Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

3x2.75 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Support Your Local Fuck Buddy Patch

Support Your Local Fuck Buddy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I thought growing old would take longer Patch

I thought growing old would take longer Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Cracker Patch

Cracker Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sorry I'm Late I didn't want to come funny patch

Sorry I'm Late I didn't want to come Patch

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Gulf Foxtrot Yankee Patch Go Fuck Yourself

Gulf Foxtrot Yankee Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Let me apologize in advance for my behavior Tonight Patch

Let me apologize in advance for my behavior Tonight Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Wood Spoon Survivor Patch

Wood Spoon Survivor Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Well that didn't go as planned My Life's Story Patch

Well that didn't go as planned My Life's Story Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sarcastic Me NEVER Patch

Sarcastic Me NEVER Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I will make better mistakes tomorrow Patch

I will make better mistakes tomorrow Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Good Morning I see the assassins have failed Patch

Good Morning I see the assassins have failed Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If you don't sin a little Jesus Died for Nothing Patch

If you don't sin a little Jesus Died for Nothing Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Motorcycho Patch

Motorcycho Patch

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Expert Multitasker, Listen Ignore, Forget all at the same time Patch

Expert Multitasker, Listen Ignore, Forget all at the same time Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Normal is Boring Patch

Normal is Boring Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Only Talking to My Dog Today Patch

I'm Only Talking to My Dog Today Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Vaccinated and Ready To Fuck Funny Iron on Patch

Vaccinated and Ready To Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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That's What She Said Patch

That's What She Said Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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You Can't Defeat Your Demons If You're Enjoying Their Company Patch

You Can't Defeat Your Demons If You're Enjoying Their Company Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Rednecker Than you Patch

I'm Rednecker Than you Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Allow me To Introduce My Selves Patch

Allow me To Introduce My Selves Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Hold on I got to Overthink About it Patch

Hold on I got to Overthink About it Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Hello My Name is Awesome Patch

Hello My Name is Awesome Funny Iron on Patch

3x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Wine is my Spirit Animal Patch

Wine is my Spirit Animal Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Assembled in USA with Puerto Rican Parts Patch

Assembled in USA with Puerto Rican Parts Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Anti Social Club Member Patch

Anti Social Club Member Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm not Super into Giving a shit Patch

I'm not Super into Giving a shit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Girls Only Patch

Girls Only Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Pussy Wrecker Patch

Pussy Wrecker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Thou Shalt Not Try Me Patch

Thou Shalt Not Try Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Another Successful Day of Disappointing My Parents Patch

Another Successful Day of Disappointing My Parents Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Gay as Fuck Patch

Gay as Fuck Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Buck Fiden Patch

Buck Fiden Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I was born at night Not Last Night Patch

I was born at night Not Last Night Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Help me Sweet Baby Jesus Patch

Help me Sweet Baby Jesus Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Before you ask why someone hates you ask yourself why you give a fuck patch

Before you ask why someone hates you ask yourself why you give a fuck patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I can burn bridges because I know how to fucking swim patch

I can burn bridges because I know how to fucking swim patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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LGBTQ Lets Get Biden to Quit Funny Patch

LGBTQ Lets Get Biden to Quit Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Milf'n ain't easy funny patch

Milf'n ain't easy funny patch

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You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Kid Patch

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Kid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Kind People Are My Kind of People Patch

Kind People Are My Kind of People Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Crazy Ass Bitch Patch

Crazy Ass Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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VIP Very Immense Penis Patch

VIP Very Immense Penis Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Toxic Don't Say I didn't Warn Ya Patch

Toxic Don't Say I didn't Warn Ya Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I've Been Doing Biker Shit All Day Patch

I've Been Doing Biker Shit All Day Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap Patch | Embroidered Patches

Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck Y'All I'm From Texas Patch

Fuck Y'All I'm From Texas Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Patches Saying Patches Funny Sayings