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Funny Saying Patches

Find all the saying patches are funny in nature. If you come across one that you don't find funny it's okay, not everyone in the world has the same sense of humor. Purpose of these patches are to have a laugh, they are made for fun. They are not intended to spread hate. If that's what you think then lighten up, you'll live longer if you don't let every little thing get to you. Learn to ignore things that you don't find funny when others might find it funny. Enjoy these funny saying patches, these are stock items, they are not made on demand. We have the stock to ship them out to you the day you place your order. We do have a cut off time, you'll know at shopping cart page if your order will ship out today or the next business day. RIDE SAFE.

SNAFU Patch

SNAFU Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Angel Inside Patch | Embroidered Patches

Angel Inside Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Devil Inside Patch | Embroidered Patches

Devil Inside Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Long Live the Beard Patch

Long Live the Beard Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Argue With Me You Will Not Win Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Argue With Me You Will Not Win Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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I Love How Stupid You Are Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love How Stupid You Are Makes me Feeling Like a Fucking Genius Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Gun In Hand Better Than Cop On Phone Patch | Embroidered Patches

Gun In Hand Better is Better Than Cop On Phone Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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If It Wasn't For Flashbacks Patch | Embroidered Patches

If It Wasn't For Flashbacks Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Out Of Estrogen And I Have A Gun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Out Of Estrogen and I Have A Gun Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Mean People Suck Nice People Swallow Patch

Mean People Suck Nice People Swallow Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Give A Damn Is Busted Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Give A Damn Is Busted Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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It's Okay To Stare Patch

It's Okay To Stare Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Out Of My Mind Back In 5 Patch | Embroidered Patches

Out Of My Mind Back In 5 Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Beautiful Intelligent Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches

Beautiful Intelligent Truthful Charming Horny Bitch Naughty Patch

3x3 inch as low as $2.50
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If You Can't Stand Behind Our Troops Then Stand in Front of Them Patch

If You Can't Stand Behind Our Troops Then Stand in Front of Them Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Don't Get Drunk I Get Awesome Funny Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Get Drunk I Get Awesome Funny Saying Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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All Grown Up And Still Fascinated About Nipples Patch

All Grown Up and Still Fascinated About Nipples Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Come To The Dark Side Have Milk And Cookies Patch | Embroidered Patches

Come To The Dark Side We Have Milk and Cookies Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Condom And Volunteer Trick Patch | Embroidered Patches

For my Next Trick I need a Condom and Volunteer Trick Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Despite The Look On My Face Patch | Embroidered Patches

Despite The Look On My Face You're Still Talking Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuggetaboutit Patch

Fuggetaboutit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
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I Don't Suffer From Insanity I Actually Enjoy It Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Suffer From Insanity I Actually Enjoy It Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Got This Patch For My Wife Awesome Trade | Embroidered Patches

I Got This Patch For My Wife Was an Awesome Trade Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If You Don't Want A Sarcastic Answer Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Don't Want A Sarcastic Answer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Last Thing I Want Is To Hurt You Patch | Embroidered Patches

Last Thing I Want Is To Hurt You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Paddle Faster I Hear Banjo Music Patch | Embroidered Patches

Paddle Faster I Hear Banjo Music Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Plenty Of Room For All Gods Creatures Patch

Plenty Of Room For All Gods Creatures Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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BOHICA Patch - Bend Over Here It Comes Again | US Marine Corps Military Veteran Patches

BOHICA Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Do Not Arrest This Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

Do Not Arrest This Person Funny Iron on Patch

3.25x2.25 inch as low as $2.50
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As Useless As A Nun With Big Tits Funny Patch

Your As Useless As A Nun With Big Tits Funny Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'll Act My Age When I'm 69 Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'll Act My Age When I'm 69 Funny Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Confused As A Kid In Ghetto Patch

I'm Confused As A Kid In Ghetto on Father's Day Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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8 Beers Away From Being My Type Funny Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

8 Beers Away From Being My Type Funny Saying Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Milf Patch | Embroidered Patches

Milf Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Do I Look Like A People Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

Do I Look Like A People Person Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Some People Need A High Five Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some People Need A High Five Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sorry For Being So Fucking Sexy Patch

Sorry For Being So Fucking Sexy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I didn't Choose the Biker Life, The Biker Life Chose Me Patch

I didn't Choose the Biker Life, The Biker Life Chose Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Didn't Do It Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Didn't Do It Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $2.50
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I Will Not Remember Any Of This Patch | Embroidered Drinking Patches

I Will Not Remember Any Of This Naughty Iron on Patch

3x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Old Coots On Scoots Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Old Coots On Scoots Patch

3x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Stranger With Benefits Patch | Embroidered Patches

Stranger With Benefits Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Do Not Expect Warning Shot Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Due To the Price Increase on Ammunition Do Not Expect Warning Shot Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Therapy Is Expensive Beer Is Cheap Patch

Therapy Is Expensive Beer Is Cheap Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Hate Being Bipolar Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Hate Being Bipolar But It's Awesome Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If Guns Cause Crimes Pencils Misspell Words Patch | Embroidered Patches

If Guns Cause Crimes Pencils Cause Misspelled Words Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Wife And Gun Til Death Do US Part Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Wife and Gun Til Death Do US Part Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Are You Into Casual Sex Or Should I Dress Up Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Are You Into Casual Sex or Should I Dress Up Funny Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Heavily Armed Easily Pissed Patch | Embroidered Patches

Heavily Armed Easily Pissed Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Relationship Advice Patch

Relationship Advice Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Why Yes That Is A Gun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Why Yes That Is A Gun In My Pocket and No I'm Not Excited To See You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Here I Am Other 2 Wishes Patch | Embroidered Patches

Here I Am Other 2 Wishes Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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To Save Time Let's Assume I'm Always Right Patch | Embroidered Patches

To Save Time Let's Assume I'm Always Right Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Trophy Husband Patch | Embroidered Patches

Trophy Husband Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Life Is Hard It's Harder If You'Re Stupid Patch

Life Is Hard It's Harder If You'Re Stupid Patch

3x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Ain't Nobody Got Time For That Funny Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

Ain't Nobody Got Time For That Funny Saying Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Assman Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Assman Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Breastman Patch

Breastman Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Congratulations On Your Ability To Make Drama Out Of Nothing Patch | Embroidered Patches

Congratulations On Your Ability To Make Drama Out Of Nothing Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Made Some Mistakes I Wish I Could Do Again Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Made Some Mistakes I Wish I Could Do Again Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Infidel Patch | Embroidered Patches

Infidel Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Bada Bikers Against Dumbasses Patch | Embroidered Patches

BADA Bikers Against Dumbasses Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Bad Example Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Bad Example Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Brains And Tits Patch | Embroidered Patches

Brains and Tits Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If You Are Not Living On The Edge You Are Taking Up Too Much Space Patch

If You Are Not Living On The Edge You Are Taking Up Too Much Space Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Hang Up And Drive Black White Patch | Embroidered Patches

Hang Up and Drive Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Do Not Pet Patch

Do Not Pet Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Don't Have Enough Middle Fingers To Show You How I Feel Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Have Enough Middle Fingers To Show You How I Feel Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Special Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Special Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Welcome To The Dark Side We Lied About The Cookies Patch | Embroidered Patches

Welcome To The Dark Side We Lied About The Cookies Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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You Are Proof That God Has A Sense Of Humor Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Are Proof That God Has A Sense Of Humor Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Hate Me Because I Sin Differently Than You Patch

Don't Hate Me Because I Sin Differently Than You Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Not Insulting You I'm Describing You Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Insulting You I'm Describing You Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Danger Is Inevitable Fear Is Optional Patch

Danger Is Inevitable Fear Is Optional Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fish Fuck It Shit Happens Patch

Fish Fuck It Shit Happens Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Life's A Bitch Then You Marry One Patch

Life's A Bitch Then You Marry One Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sinner Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sinner Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Delicious Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Delicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If You Are Agitated Or Confused My Job Here Is Done Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Are Agitated or Confused My Job Here Is Done Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Nerd Patch

Nerd Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Patches Saying Patches Funny Sayings