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Funny and Wise Saying Patches

Look through these Wise Funny Saying Patches you can sew or iron on to your jackets and vests. Find the fun wisdom you've been looking for in this category of embroidered patches. Visit the main Funny Patches category for more funny patches.

Loud Pipes Save Lives Biker Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

4x1.75 inch +2 colors as low as $1
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Ass Gas Or Grass Nobody Rides Free Funny Biker Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

Ass Gas or Grass Nobody Rides Free Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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In Marriage you have two Choices Be Right or Be Happy Patch

In Marriage you have two Choices Be Right or Be Happy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History Patch | Embroidered Patches

Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1
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Don't Fear Dying, Fear Not Living Patch

Don't Fear Dying, Fear Not Living Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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God Created the World Everything Else is Made in China Patch

God Created the World Everything Else is Made in China Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Honk If You've Never Seen A Gun Fired From A Motorcycle Patch | Embroidered Patches

Honk If You've Never Seen A Gun Fired From A Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Never Trust Anything That Bleeds 5 Days Patch

Never Trust Anything That Bleeds 5 Days And Doesn't Die Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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It Is What It Is Patch | Embroidered Patches

It Is What It Is Patch

3.5x1 inch +1 colors as low as $0.75
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Bad Decisions Make Good Stories Patch

Bad Decisions Make Good Stories Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch | Embroidered Patches

Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Biker Prayer Patch

Biker Prayer Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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You Can't Have Manslaughter without Laughter Patch

You Can't Have Manslaughter without Laughter Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Patch | Embroidered Patches

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1
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Forget The Bullshit All About 2 Wheels Patch

Forget The Bullshit All About 2 Wheels and a Motor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Warning I'm an asshole walk away if you don't want your feelings hurt patch

Warning I'm an asshole walk away if you don't want your feelings hurt Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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For A Small Town It Sure Has A Lot Of Assholes Patch | Embroidered Patches

For A Small Town It Sure Has A Lot Of Assholes Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Not My Problem Patch

Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Not My Problem Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Game Over Marriage Patch Medium | Embroidered Patches

Game Over Marriage Funny Iron on Patch

3x3.75 inch +1 size as low as $1.50
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Black Bikes Matter Patch

Black Bikes Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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If we are Going to go Socialist at least Give us Vodka Patch

If we are Going to go Socialist at least Give us Vodka Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Fuck It Let's Ride Patch

Fuck It Let's Ride Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Relax God Is In Control Patch | Embroidered Patches

Relax God Is In Control Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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A Group Of Mistakes Is Called Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

A Group Of Mistakes Is Called Life Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Loud Pipes Save Lives Red Patch

Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1
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If I Had Known I Would Live This Long I Would've Taken Better Care Of My Body Patch

If I Had Known I Would Live This Long I Would've Taken Better Care Of My Body Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Ride No Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Follow Patch | Embroidered Patches

Ride No Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Follow Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Just Trump It Patch

Just Trump It Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Sometimes the Majority Means all The Fools are On the Same Side Patch

Sometimes the Majority Means all The Fools are On the Same Side Patriotic Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1
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Bikers Don't Go Gray We Turn Chrome Patch | Embroidered Patches

Bikers Don't Go Gray We Turn Chrome Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Nothing is Foolproof to a Sufficiently Talented Fool Patch

Nothing is Foolproof to a Sufficiently Talented Fool Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Respect The Beard Patch

Respect The Beard Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Life's Good Patch | Embroidered Patches

Life's Good Iron on Morale Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Problem with Common Sense is that most people are Morons Patch

Problem with Common Sense is that most people are Morons Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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You Can't Fix Stupid Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Can't Fix Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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If You Can Read This You Are Too Damn Close Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Can Read This You Are Too Damn Close Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
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A Cousin a Day keeps the Boredom Away Patch

A Cousin a Day keeps the Boredom Away Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Never Underestimate the Power of a Woman That Can Ride a Motorcycle Patch

Never Underestimate the Power of a Woman That Can Ride a Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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