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Funny and Wise Saying Patches

Look through these Wise Funny Saying Patches you can sew or iron on to your jackets and vests. Find the fun wisdom you've been looking for in this category of embroidered patches. Visit the main Funny Patches category for more funny patches.

#5 in Biker Patches
Loud Pipes Save Lives Biker Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

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Ass Gas Or Grass Nobody Rides Free Funny Biker Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

Ass Gas or Grass Nobody Rides Free Patch

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In Marriage you have two Choices Be Right or Be Happy Patch

In Marriage you have two Choices Be Right or Be Happy Funny Iron on Patch

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Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History Patch | Embroidered Patches

Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History Patch

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Don't Fear Dying, Fear Not Living Patch

Don't Fear Dying, Fear Not Living Patch

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God Created the World Everything Else is Made in China Patch

God Created the World Everything Else is Made in China Funny Iron on Patch

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Honk If You've Never Seen A Gun Fired From A Motorcycle Patch | Embroidered Patches

Honk If You've Never Seen A Gun Fired From A Motorcycle Patch

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Never Trust Anything That Bleeds 5 Days Patch

Never Trust Anything That Bleeds 5 Days And Doesn't Die Funny Iron on Patch

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It Is What It Is Patch | Embroidered Patches

It Is What It Is Patch

3.5x1 inch +1 colors as low as $0.75
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#2 in Funny Patches
Bad Decisions Make Good Stories Patch

Bad Decisions Make Good Stories Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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#4 in Funny Patches
Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch | Embroidered Patches

Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch

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Biker Prayer Patch

Biker Prayer Patch

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You Can't Have Manslaughter without Laughter Patch

You Can't Have Manslaughter without Laughter Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Patch | Embroidered Patches

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Patch

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Forget The Bullshit All About 2 Wheels Patch

Forget The Bullshit All About 2 Wheels and a Motor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Warning I'm an asshole walk away if you don't want your feelings hurt patch

Warning I'm an asshole walk away if you don't want your feelings hurt Funny Iron on Patch

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For A Small Town It Sure Has A Lot Of Assholes Patch | Embroidered Patches

For A Small Town It Sure Has A Lot Of Assholes Naughty Iron on Patch

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#1 in Inspiring Patches
Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Not My Problem Patch

Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Not My Problem Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Game Over Marriage Patch Medium | Embroidered Patches

Game Over Marriage Funny Iron on Patch

3x3.75 inch +1 size as low as $1.50
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Black Bikes Matter Patch

Black Bikes Matter Patch

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If we are Going to go Socialist at least Give us Vodka Patch

If we are Going to go Socialist at least Give us Vodka Funny Iron on Patch

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Relax God Is In Control Patch | Embroidered Patches

Relax God Is In Control Patch

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A Group Of Mistakes Is Called Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

A Group Of Mistakes Is Called Life Funny Iron on Patch

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Loud Pipes Save Lives Red Patch

Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

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If I Had Known I Would Live This Long I Would've Taken Better Care Of My Body Patch

If I Had Known I Would Live This Long I Would've Taken Better Care Of My Body Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Ride No Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Follow Patch | Embroidered Patches

Ride No Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Follow Patch

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Just Trump It Patch

Just Trump It Funny Iron on Patch

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Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1
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Bikers Don't Go Gray We Turn Chrome Patch | Embroidered Patches

Bikers Don't Go Gray We Turn Chrome Patch

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Nothing is Foolproof to a Sufficiently Talented Fool Patch

Nothing is Foolproof to a Sufficiently Talented Fool Funny Iron on Patch

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Respect The Beard Patch

Respect The Beard Patch

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Life's Good Patch | Embroidered Patches

Life's Good Iron on Morale Patch

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Problem with Common Sense is that most people are Morons Patch

Problem with Common Sense is that most people are Morons Funny Iron on Patch

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You Can't Fix Stupid Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Can't Fix Stupid Patch

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If You Can Read This You Are Too Damn Close Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Can Read This You Are Too Damn Close Patch

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A Cousin a Day keeps the Boredom Away Patch

A Cousin a Day keeps the Boredom Away Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Ohh Hell And Jesus Help me Holy Ghost Patch

Ohh Hell And Jesus Help me Holy Ghost Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Don't Pick A Fight With An Old Man Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Don't Pick A Fight With An Old Man If He's Too Old to Fight He'll Just Kill You Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
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My Girlfriend's Husband is Overseas Fighting For Your Freedom Patch

My Girlfriend's Husband is Overseas Fighting For Your Freedom Funny Iron on Patch

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Freedom Has a Nice Right to It and a Bit of a Recoil Patch

Freedom Has a Nice Ring To It and a Bit of a Recoil Patch

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Pet The Sweaty Stuff Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Sweat The Petty Stuff Pet The Sweaty Stuff Patch

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Bad Choices Make Good Stories Patch

Bad Choices Make Good Stories Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Relax Nothing Is Under Control Patch

Relax Nothing Is Under Control Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Thicker the Thighs Sweeter the Prize Patch

Thicker the Thighs Sweeter the Prize Patch

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Never Waste a Boner Patch

Never Waste a Boner Patch

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Strangers Have The Best Candy Patch

Strangers Have The Best Candy Patch

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Sometimes I Wrestle With My Inner Demons Other Times We Just Hug And Eat CheeseCake Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sometimes I Wrestle With My Inner Demons Other Times We Just Hug and Eat Cheesecake Patch

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Guns Have Two Enemies Patch | Embroidered Patches

Guns Have Two Enemies Rust and Liberals Patch

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God Created Men, Sam Colt Made them Equal Patch

God Created Men, Sam Colt Made them Equal Patch

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Save a Lollipop Suck a Dick Patch

Save a Lollipop Suck a Dick Patch

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If Government is the Answer It was a Stupid Question Patch

If Government is the Answer It was a Stupid Question Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Puff Puff Pass Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

Puff Puff Pass Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $0.75
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It Only Seems Kinky The First Time Patch | Embroidered Patches

It Only Seems Kinky The First Time Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1
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ATF Should Be A Convenience Store Funny Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

ATF, Alcohol Tobacco Firearms, Should Be A Convenience Store, Not a Government Agency Patch

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Live Fast and Die Young So You Can Look Good in your Grave Patch

Live Fast and Die Young So You Can Look Good in your Grave Patch

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Famous Last Words WATCH THIS Patch | Embroidered Patches

Famous Last Words WATCH THIS Patch

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Waterboarding It's How We Baptize the Terrorists Patch

Waterboarding It's How We Baptize the Terrorists Patch

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Be An Organ Donor Give Your Heart To Jesus Patch For The Faithfull | Embroidered Patches

Be An Organ Donor Give Your Heart To Jesus Christian Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1
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Growing Old Is Inevitable Growing Up Is Optional Patch | Embroidered Patches

Growing Old Is Inevitable Growing Up Is Optional Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1
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Too Loud Too Bad Patch | Embroidered Patches

Too Loud Too Bad Patch

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You Can't Buy Happiness But You Can Buy A Bike And That's Close Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Can't Buy Happiness But You Can Buy A Bike and That's Close Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Horn Broken Watch For Finger Patch | Embroidered Patches

Horn Broken Watch For Finger Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
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No Fat Chicks The Fender Will Bend Patch

No Fat Chicks The Fender Will Bend Patch

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Only Bikers Understand Dogs Patch | Embroidered Patches

Only A Biker Understands Why Dogs Like To Stick Their Heads Out Of Car Windows Patch

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Never Laugh at your Wife's Choices You are one of them Patch

Never Laugh at your Wife's Choices You are one of them Funny Iron on Patch

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Duct Tape Since 1942 Patch | Embroidered Patches

Duct Tape Turning NO NO NO into MMM MMM MMM Since 1942 Patch

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If You Don't Ride In The Rain You Don't Ride Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Don't Ride In The Rain You Don't Ride Patch

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Caution Does Not Play Well With Others Patch | Embroidered Patches

Caution Does Not Play Well With Others Funny Iron on Patch

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All Grown Up And Still Fascinated About Nipples Patch

All Grown Up and Still Fascinated About Nipples Naughty Patch

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Ride It Like You Stole It Funny Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Ride It Like You Stole It Patch

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If You Don't Want A Sarcastic Answer Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Don't Want A Sarcastic Answer Funny Iron on Patch

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Good Girls Are Bad Girls That Never Get Caught Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Good Girls Are Bad Girls That Never Get Caught Patch

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BOHICA Patch - Bend Over Here It Comes Again | US Marine Corps Military Veteran Patches

BOHICA Patch

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Warning: This Vet Is Medicated For Your Protection Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Warning: This Vet Is Medicated For Your Protection Patch

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Can't Start Drinking All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning Patch | Embroidered Patches

Can't Start Drinking All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning Funny Iron on Patch

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Let me apologize in advance for my behavior Tonight Patch

Let me apologize in advance for my behavior Tonight Patch

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US VETERAN We Can Still Kick Ass Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

US VETERAN Don't Let the Gray Hair Fool You We Can Still Kick Ass Patch

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Talk Shit Spit Blood Patch

Talk Shit Spit Blood Patch

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Rub Some Dirt On It, Everything Stops Bleeding Eventually Patch

Rub Some Dirt On It, Everything Stops Bleeding Eventually Patch

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