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Funny and Wise Saying Patches

Look through these Wise Funny Saying Patches you can sew or iron on to your jackets and vests. Find the fun wisdom you've been looking for in this category of embroidered patches. Visit the main Funny Patches category for more funny patches.

BOHICA Patch - Bend Over Here It Comes Again | US Marine Corps Military Veteran Patches

BOHICA Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Warning: This Vet Is Medicated For Your Protection Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Warning: This Vet Is Medicated For Your Protection Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Can't Start Drinking All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning Patch | Embroidered Patches

Can't Start Drinking All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Let me apologize in advance for my behavior Tonight Patch

Let me apologize in advance for my behavior Tonight Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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US VETERAN We Can Still Kick Ass Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

US VETERAN Don't Let the Gray Hair Fool You We Can Still Kick Ass Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Talk Shit Spit Blood Patch

Talk Shit Spit Blood Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Rub Some Dirt On It, Everything Stops Bleeding Eventually Patch

Rub Some Dirt On It, Everything Stops Bleeding Eventually Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Fake Bikers Have An Image To Maintain Patch | Embroidered Patches

Fake Bikers Have An Image To Maintain Real Bikers Just Don't Give a Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Caution Slippery When Wet Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Caution Slippery When Wet Patch

3x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Ride it Like You Stole It Red Patch

Ride it Like You Stole It Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1
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Better To Be Full Of Whiskey Than Full of Shit Patch

Better To Be Full Of Whiskey Than Full of Shit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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A Friend with Weed is a Friend indeed Patch

A Friend with Weed is a Friend indeed Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Number 1 Cause of Stress Is Giving a Fuck Patch

Number 1 Cause of Stress Is Giving a Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Heard Nothing Saw Nothing Said Nothing Patch

Heard Nothing Saw Nothing Said Nothing Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Size Does Matter Patch

Size Does Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Inhale the Good Shit Exhale The Bullshit Patch

Inhale the Good Shit Exhale The Bullshit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Most Important Things in Life Just Require a Deep Breath and a Long Ride with Friends Patch

Most Important Things in Life Just Require a Deep Breath and a Long Ride with Friends Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Loyal Chicks Come With A Smart Ass Mouth And A Crazy Ass Attitude Patch | Embroidered Patches

Loyal Chicks Come With A Smart Ass Mouth and A Crazy Ass Attitude Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Never Take Advice From Me You'll End Up Drunk Patch

Never Take Advice From Me You'll End Up Drunk Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Don't Stop Riding Because You Get Old Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Don't Stop Riding Because You Get Old, You Get Old Because You Stop Riding Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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When Life Gets Complicated GO RIDING Patch | Embroidered Patches

When Life Gets Complicated GO RIDING Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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If I wanted to Listen to an Asshole I would Fart Patch

If I wanted to Listen to an Asshole I would Fart Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Sure You Can Trust The Government Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sure You Can Trust The Government Just ask an Indian Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Good Vibes Only Patch

Good Vibes Only Iron on Morale Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1
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Absence Makes the Heart Fondle Other People Patch

Absence Makes the Heart Fondle Other People Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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WTF Patch | Embroidered Patches

WTF Patch

2.5x1.5 inch as low as $0.75
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Just Because You Are Offended Doesn't Mean You're Right Patch

Just Because You Are Offended Doesn't Mean You're Right Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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No Matter How Good She Looks Someone's Tired Of Her Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches

No Matter How Good She Looks Someone's Tired Of Her Shit Funny Iron on Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1
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Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Patch

Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Beer Is Food Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Beer Is Food Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Contrary To Popular Belief Nobody Owes You Anything Patch

Contrary To Popular Belief Nobody Owes You Anything Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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You Can't Ride All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning Patch

You Can't Ride All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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3 Can Keep A Secret If 2 Are Dead Patch | Embroidered Patches

3 Can Keep A Secret If 2 Are Dead Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1
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Bikers have more Fun than People Patch

Bikers have more Fun than People Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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You're Never Lost On A Motorcycle Patch | Embroidered Patches

You're Never Lost On A Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Ride Naked Patch

Ride Naked Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1
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To Be Old and Wise You must First be Young and Stupid Patch

To Be Old and Wise You must First be Young and Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Some People Are Only Alive Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some People Are Only Alive Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Some People Need A Pat On The Head With A Hammer Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some People Need A Pat On The Head With A Hammer Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Latina Rules Patch | Embroidered Patches

Latina Rules Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
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