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Offensive Iron on Saying Patches

Check out our collection of naughty, offensive and plain rude iron on saying patches. If it offends you then you'll probably find the patch here. Our intent is always good humor but we also know you can't make everyone laugh. If you find the patch to be inappropriate it's fine, you don't have to buy them. RIDE SAFE and have a wonderful day.

WTF is an Acronym Patch

WTF is an Acronym Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%
Duct Tape Since 1942 Patch | Embroidered Patches

Duct Tape Turning NO NO NO into MMM MMM MMM Since 1942 Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%
Retired Drug Dealer Patch

Retired Drug Dealer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%
Buck Fiden Patch

Buck Fiden Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%
Plenty Of Room For All Gods Creatures Patch

Plenty Of Room For All Gods Creatures Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%
I Don't Know Shit About Fuck Patch

I Don't Know Shit About Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
8 Beers Away From Being My Type Funny Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

8 Beers Away From Being My Type Funny Saying Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%
Keep Talking I'm diagnosing you Patch

Keep Talking I'm diagnosing you Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%
Brains And Tits Patch | Embroidered Patches

Brains and Tits Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%
Gulf Foxtrot Yankee Patch Go Fuck Yourself

Gulf Foxtrot Yankee Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%
I Curse Way Too Fuckin Much I Got To Stop That Shit Patch

I Curse Way Too Fuckin Much I Got To Stop That Shit Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
If I throw a Stick will you go away Patch

If I throw a Stick will you go away Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%
Hopeless Romantic Looking For Filthy Whore Patch

Hopeless Romantic Looking For Filthy Whore Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%
Naughty or Nice I can do both Patch

Naughty or Nice I can do both Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%
Shit Happens When You Party Naked Patch

Shit Happens When You Party Naked Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%
Your Face Would Look Better Between my Legs Patch

Your Face Would Look Better Between my Legs Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%
Sarcasm Because Beating Up People Is Illegal Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sarcasm! Because Apparently Beating The Shit out of People Is Illegal Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%
Dirty Little Freak Patch

Dirty Little Freak Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
No Uptight Honkeys Patch

No Uptight Honkeys Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%
If You Don't Want a Gut Take it in The Butt Patch

If You Don't Want a Gut Take it in The Butt Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%
Nipples Make Me Smile Patch

Nipples Make Me Smile Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
I'm Confident My Last Words will Be, Are you Fucking Kidding Me Patch

I'm Confident My Last Words will Be, Are you Fucking Kidding Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%
Warning Sex Addict Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Sex Addict Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%
Your Ass Must Be Jealous Of All The Shit That Comes Out Of Your Mouth Patch | Embroidered Patches

Your Ass Must Be Jealous Of All The Shit That Comes Out Of Your Mouth Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%
Caution Slippery When Wet Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Caution Slippery When Wet Patch

3x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Boobs Are For Squeezing Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Boobs Are For Squeezing Fun Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%
Bootylicious Patch | Embroidered Patches

Bootylicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Marilize Legajuana Funny Pot Smokers Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

Marilize Legajuana Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.25
$3.99$2 Save 50%
Sorry Im Allergic To Bullshit Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sorry Im Allergic To Bullshit Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Patch

Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%
Sleeps Well With Others Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sleeps Well With Others Patch

3.25x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%
Piss Off We Are Full Patch | Embroidered Patches

Piss Off We Are Full Patch

4x2.5 inch as low as $1.25
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%
I've Been Doing Cowboy Shit All Day Patch

I've Been Doing Cowboy Shit All Day Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%
Fuck Off Patch

Fuck Off Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $0.75
$3.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Rent Me Hourly Or All Night Patch | Embroidered Patches

Rent Me Hourly or All Night Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%
Wine Me Dine Me 69 Me Patch | Embroidered Patches

Wine Me Dine Me 69 Me Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.25
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%
I Don't Mind A Reasonable Amount Of Trouble Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Mind A Reasonable Amount Of Trouble Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$2 Save 50%
Bad Motherfucker Patch

Bad Motherfucker Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%
Hashtag Bad Girl Patch

Hashtag Bad Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$3.99$3.19 Save 20%
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