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Offensive Iron on Saying Patches

Check out our collection of naughty, offensive and plain rude iron on saying patches. If it offends you then you'll probably find the patch here. Our intent is always good humor but we also know you can't make everyone laugh. If you find the patch to be inappropriate it's fine, you don't have to buy them. RIDE SAFE and have a wonderful day.

Don't Be a Douche Patch

Don't Be a Douche Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Easily Distracted by Tits and Tacos Patch

Easily Distracted by Tits and Tacos Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sticks And Stones Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones Buy Whips and Chains Excite Me Patch

4x2 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm not a Taxidermist but I'll Gladly Stuff your Beaver Patch

I'm not a Taxidermist but I'll Gladly Stuff your Beaver Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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It's a Beard it's a Saddle Patch

It's a Beard it's a Saddle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Same Shit Different Asshole Patch

Same Shit Different Asshole Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Work Harder than an Ugly Stripper Patch

I Work Harder than an Ugly Stripper Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Maybe Swearing Will Help Patch

Maybe Swearing Will Help Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sort Your Fucking Shit Out Patch

Sort Your Fucking Shit Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't tell me what to do unless you are Naked Patch

Don't tell me what to do unless you are Naked Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If It Has Tits Or Wheels Sooner Or Later It Will Let You Down Patch

If It Has Tits or Wheels Sooner or Later It Will Let You Down Patch

4x2 inch as low as $2.50
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I Suck Dick and I Stutter Patch

I Suck Dick and I Stutter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Where your Off Button Patch

Where your Off Button Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck Netanyahu Patch

Fuck Netanyahu Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Cousin Love Patch

Cousin Love Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck the Democratic Party Fuck The Republican Party Vote Independent Patch

Fuck the Democratic Party Fuck The Republican Party Vote Independent Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck you 2020 Iron on Patch

Fuck you 2020 Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm A Bitch Deal With It Patch

I'm A Bitch Deal With It Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck you Corona Virus Patch

Fuck you Corona Virus Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Your hole is my Goal Patch

Your hole is my Goal Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck Masks Patch

Fuck Masks Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Little Bitch Patch

Little Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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That Ain't It Patch

That Ain't It Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Merica Fuck Yeah Patch

Merica Fuck Yeah Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Not Friendly Patch

Not Friendly Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Hello My Name is Jail Bait Patch

Hello My Name is Jail Bait Patch

3x2 inch as low as $2.50
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The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Patch

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Pay Up Motherfucker Patch

Pay Up Motherfucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Like My Attitude Call 1 800 Eat Shit Patch

Don't Like My Attitude Call 1 800 Eat Shit Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Pussy Wrecker Patch

Pussy Wrecker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Motorcycles Make Me Happy You Not So Much Patch

Motorcycles Make Me Happy You Not So Much Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck Fauci Patch

Fuck Fauci Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'll Cut a Bitch Iron on Patch

I'll Cut a Bitch Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Just Because I'm A Gentleman Doesn't Mean I Won't Spank You Patch | Embroidered Patches

Just Because I'm A Gentleman Doesn't Mean I Won't Spank You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'll Shoot a Bitch Iron on Patch

I'll Shoot a Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fucking Fucktards Patch

Fucking Fucktards Naughty Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Why Because Fuck You That's Why Patch

Why Because Fuck You That's Why Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm A Fuckin Biker Who The Hell Are You Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm A Fuckin Biker Who The Hell Are You Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Heavily Sedated For Your Protection Patch | Embroidered Patches

Heavily Sedated For Your Protection Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Bad Example Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Bad Example Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck This Fuck That and Fuck You Too Patch

Fuck This Fuck That and Fuck You Too Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sorry Sarcasm Just Falls Out Of My Mouth Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sorry Sarcasm Just Falls Out Of My Mouth Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Innocent Looking But Very Naughty Patch | Embroidered Patches

Innocent Looking But Very Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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SNAFU Patch

SNAFU Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Some Will Never Like And I Will Never Give A Fuck Patch

Some Will Never Like and I Will Never Give A Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Don't Need Sex Government Fucks Me Daily Patch

I Don't Need Sex Government Fucks Me Daily Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Fish Fuck It Shit Happens Patch

Fish Fuck It Shit Happens Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Dip Me In Honey Feed Me To Lesbians Patch

Dip Me In Honey Feed Me To Lesbians Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Hate Everybody Patch

I Hate Everybody Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Only Ride This Way To Piss You Off Patch

I Only Ride This Way To Piss You Off Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
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Two Words One Finger Patch

Two Words One Finger Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Shaved My Pussy For This Patch

I Shaved My Pussy For This Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Down with Panties Patch

Down with Panties Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Penny For You Thoughts Dollar If You Flash Me Patch

Penny For You Thoughts Dollar If You Flash Me Patch

4x2 inch as low as $2.50
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If I had Balls They Would be Bigger Than Yours Patch

If I had Balls They Would be Bigger Than Yours Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Can You Shift Gears Or You Stuck On Stupid Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Can You Shift Gears or You Stuck On Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Some People Ride The Crazy Train I drive that Motherfucker Patch

Some People Ride The Crazy Train I drive that Motherfucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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English Motherfucker You Speak It Patch

English Motherfucker You Speak It Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Could Use A Little Sexual Harassment Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Could Use A Little Sexual Harassment Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Practice Safe Sex Go Fuck Yourself Patch

Practice Safe Sex Go Fuck Yourself Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Snatch Kisses And Vice Versa Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Like to Snatch Kisses and Vice Versa Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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It's A Beautiful Day Now Watch Some Asshole Fuck It Up Patch

It's A Beautiful Day Now Watch Some Asshole Fuck It Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Penny For Your Thoughts Patch | Embroidered Patches

Penny For Your Thoughts Dollar for the Panties Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Here About The Blow Job Patch

I'm Here About The Blow Job Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Jane Fonda American Traitor Bitch Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Jane Fonda American Traitor Bitch Patch

5.5x2.25 inch as low as $2.50
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I Can't Be Good All The Time Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Can't Be Good All The Time Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Jesus Loves You You Are An Asshole Patch | Embroidered Patches

Jesus Loves You I Think You Are An Asshole Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Spank Me I've Been A Bad Girl Patch | Embroidered Patches

Spank Me I've Been A Bad Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Stfu Patch

Stfu Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Wicked Patch

Wicked Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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No Hablo Fucktardo Patch

No Hablo Fucktardo Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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69 Patch Oval | Embroidered Patches

69 Patch

2.75x2 inch as low as $2.50
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I Have ADD A Delicious Dick Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Have ADD A Delicious Dick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Do Whatever the Fuck You Want Just Don't Hurt People Patch

Do Whatever the Fuck You Want Just Don't Hurt People Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fast as Fuck Patch

Fast as Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Parents Said So I Became An Asshole Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Parents Said So I Became An Asshole Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Like Girls That Like Girls Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Like Girls That Like Girls Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Would Rather Be An Honest Asshole Than A Fucking Liar Patch

I Would Rather Be An Honest Asshole Than A Fucking Liar Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Shit Happens Black White Patch | Embroidered Patches

Shit Happens Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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