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Saying Patches About Yourself

Sorted out our funny patches that have the words I or I'm. These expressions state something about yourself. You can sew or iron them on to your clothing. This group has patches that are supposed to tell the reader something about you. They are not designed to call the reader to do something, we have plenty of those too, just under a different category.

I Didn't Come Here To Impress Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Didn't Come Here To Impress None of You Motherfuckers Patch

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My Bike Is My Psychiatrist Biker Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Bike Is My Psychiatrist Patch

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I Scored High On My Drug Test Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

I Scored High On My Drug Test Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1
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My Dad Can Kick Your Dad's Ass Patch

My Dad Can Kick Your Dad's Ass Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Broken Bones Club Member Patch

Broken Bones Club Member Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Suffering from a double dose of Original Sin Patch

Suffering from a double dose of Original Sin Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Voted For Trump And I Carry a Gun Patch

I Voted For Trump And I Carry a Gun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I'm Not Fat I'm Just Easy to See Patch

I'm Not Fat I'm Just Easy to See Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Retired Drug Dealer Patch

Retired Drug Dealer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Sometimes I have to Tell Myself It's Just not Worth The Jail Time Patch

Sometimes I have to Tell Myself It's Just not Worth The Jail Time Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Libtard Patch

Libtard Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Sorry Im Allergic To Bullshit Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sorry Im Allergic To Bullshit Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1
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If Found Dead Delete my Browser History Patch

If Found Dead Delete my Browser History Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Could Use A Little Sexual Harassment Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Could Use A Little Sexual Harassment Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I didn't Choose the Biker Life, The Biker Life Chose Me Patch

I didn't Choose the Biker Life, The Biker Life Chose Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I support Boobies and The Research To Save Them Patch

I support Boobies and The Research To Save Them Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I'll be Naughty to you If You Talk Dirty to Me Patch

I'll be Naughty to you If You Talk Dirty to Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Don't Need Sex Government Fucks Me Daily Patch

I Don't Need Sex Government Fucks Me Daily Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1
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I don't Suffer from Memory Loss I Enjoy it Patch

I don't Suffer from Memory Loss I Enjoy it Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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If I had Balls They Would be Bigger Than Yours Patch

If I had Balls They Would be Bigger Than Yours Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I had a handle on Life but I broke it Patch

I had a handle on Life but I broke it Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Work Sucks I'm Going Riding Patch

Work Sucks I'm Going Riding Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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We Went We Fought With Honor and Pride So Leave Me Alone and Just Let me Ride Patch

We Went We Fought With Honor and Pride So Leave Me Alone and Just Let me Ride Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Don't Hate Me Cause I'm Beautiful Patch

Don't Hate Me Cause I'm Beautiful Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Speak English Eat Meat Shoot my Gun Patch

I Speak English Eat Meat Shoot my Gun Patriotic Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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If I agreed with You We would Both be Wrong Patch

If I agreed with You We would Both be Wrong Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Defend The 2nd Amendment Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

I Shall Defend The 2nd Amendment With My Life Against All Governments Foreign or Domestic Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Hell Yes I'm Drunk I'm no Stunt Driver Patch

Hell Yes I'm Drunk I'm no Stunt Driver Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Identify as a Biker Patch

I Identify as a Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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When I drink I break out in Handcuffs Patch

When I drink I break out in Handcuffs Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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We Go By My Rules I Got The Pussy Patch | Embroidered Patches

We Go By My Rules I Got The Pussy Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1
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Where is My Burrito Patch

Where is My Burrito Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Men Not Needed For Riding A Motorcycle Patch | Embroidered Patches

I may need Men for Somethings But Riding a Motorcycle Is not one of them Patch

4x1.75 inch +1 colors as low as $1
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About to Void the Warranty Patch

About to Void the Warranty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Karen Patch

Karen Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I'm Not Your Fucking Bro Patch

I'm Not Your Fucking Bro Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1
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Just here for the Drinks Patch

Just here for the Drinks Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Have ADD A Delicious Dick Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Have ADD A Delicious Dick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Can't Be Good All The Time Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Can't Be Good All The Time Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I'm Not Stubborn My Way is Just Better Patch

I'm Not Stubborn My Way is Just Better Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Don't Let My Big Dick Scare You Patch

Don't Let My Big Dick Scare You I'm Really a Nice Person Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I'm The Guy with the Gun Patch

I'm The Guy with the Gun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Medicated It's For Your Safety Patch

Medicated It's For Your Safety Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Don't Have A Short Temper I Just Have A Quick Reaction To Bullshit Patch

I Don't Have A Short Temper I Just Have A Quick Reaction To Bullshit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Just Want to go Riding and Ignore all My Adult Problems Patch

I Just Want to go Riding and Ignore all My Adult Problems Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I May Be Old But At Least I Got To See All The Cool Bands Patch

I May Be Old But At Least I Got To See All The Cool Bands Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Where The Hell Is My Medication Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Where The Hell Is My Medication Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
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Born To Be A Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Born To Be A Biker Patch

2.5x1.25 inch as low as $0.75
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US Soldier I Did And Others Didn't Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

US Soldier It's not like I can and others can't It's that I Did and Others Didn't Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Shaved My Balls For This Patch

I Shaved My Balls For This Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I'm Going To Hell On A Full Scholarship Patch

I'm Going To Hell On A Full Scholarship Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Sometimes It Takes A Tankful Of Fuel To Think Straight Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sometimes It Takes A Tankful Of Fuel To Think Straight Patch

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I'm Sorry my Weed is So Loud I can't Hear Your Bullshit Patch

I'm Sorry my Weed is So Loud I can't Hear Your Bullshit Funny Iron on Patch

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Not A Single Fuck Shall Be Given Today Patch

Not A Single Fuck Shall Be Given Today Patch

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I'm On Bike Ride Away from a Good Mood Patch

I'm One Bike Ride Away from a Good Mood Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I would Explain It to You But I'm all out of Puppets And Crayons Patch

I would Explain It to You But I'm all out of Puppets And Crayons Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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My Blood Type is Biker Positive Patch

My Blood Type is Biker Positive Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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For Entertainment Purposes Only Patch

For Entertainment Purposes Only Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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We Went We Served We Ride With USA Pride Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

We Went We Served We Ride With USA Pride Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1
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Why Yes I am Sexy Patch

Why Yes I am Sexy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Driven by The Spirit Patch

Driven by The Spirit Christian Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Wasn't There But I Still Care Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches

I Wasn't There But I Still Care Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
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My God Is Not Dead Patches

My God Is Not Dead Patches

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Thank God I'm Alive Patch

Thank God I'm Alive Christian Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Can Read Your Mind You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself Patch

I Can Read Your Mind You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Out Of Estrogen And I Have A Gun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Out Of Estrogen and I Have A Gun Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Just Want to Feel Wanted By Someone Other Than the Police Patch

I Just Want to Feel Wanted By Someone Other Than the Police Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Lead me not into Temptation I know the Way Patch

Lead me not into Temptation I know the Way Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Suffering from CRS Can't Remember Shit Red Patch

Suffering from CRS Can't Remember Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1
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Some Girls Chase Boys I Race Them Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some Girls Chase Boys I Race Them Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Keep It Simple I'm Kinda Stoned Patch

Keep It Simple I'm Kinda Stoned Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Condom And Volunteer Trick Patch | Embroidered Patches

For my Next Trick I need a Condom and Volunteer Trick Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Sisterhood Of Loyalty Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sisterhood Of Loyalty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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My Ex Is Proof As To How Stupid I Can Be Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Ex Is Proof As To How Stupid I Can Be Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Hope I don't Blackout Because this is Awesome Patch

I Hope I don't Blackout Because this is Awesome Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Warning I Don't Give A Rats Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning I Don't Give A Rats Ass Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1
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If My Wife Would Let Me Patch

If My Wife Would Let Me Ride Her as much as I ride my motorcycle, I'd be home right now Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Brotherhood Of Loyalty Patch | Embroidered Patches

Brotherhood Of Loyalty Military Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I'm Not Fat I'm Just So Sexy It Overflows Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Fat I'm Just So Sexy It Overflows Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Warning Boocoo Dinky Dau Vietnam Vet Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches

Warning Boocoo Dinky Dau Patch

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Patches Saying Patches Sayings with I