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Patches that says something to the one Reading it

When you look at thousands of patches and try to categorize them in some sensible way you realize sometimes you go nuts. Other times you realize there is a pattern. These patches in this category says something directly to the person reading your patch. I call them Engaging Patches. Mostly for good humor of course. I've also broken up our funny patches into worldly advice patches that have sayings which one would consider as wise knowledge. There are funny patches that fall into a third category which I like to call I'm patches. Mostly patches that say something just about yourself. Surely these patches overlap each other at times so I recommend if you have the time do check out the entire funny patches selection. RIDE SAFE

Smile If You're Not Wearing Panties Patch

Smile If You're Not Wearing Panties Patch

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Ride My Ass At Least Pull Me Hair Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Are Going to Ride My Ass At Least Pull Me Hair Patch

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But Did you Die Patch

But Did you Die Funny Iron on Patch

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You Say I'm A Bitch Like It's A Bad Thing Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Say I'm A Bitch Like It's A Bad Thing Patch

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That's Mr Asshole To You Patch | Embroidered Patches

That's Mr Asshole To You Patch

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Lick Me Til I Scream Patch

Lick Me Til I Scream Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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You My Friend Should Have Been Swallowed Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

You My Friend Should Have Been Swallowed Patch

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Don't Ask To Ride My Bike I Won't Ask To Fuck Your Wife Patch

Don't Ask To Ride My Bike I Won't Ask To Fuck Your Wife Patch

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Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Patch

Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Patch

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If You Have a Whistle Now is The Time Patch

If You Have a Whistle Now is The Time Funny Iron on Patch

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Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Person Patch

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Congratulations On Your Ability To Make Drama Out Of Nothing Patch | Embroidered Patches

Congratulations On Your Ability To Make Drama Out Of Nothing Funny Iron on Patch

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Abcdefucku Patch

Abcdefucku Patch

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Are We Going To Ride Or Are We Going To Dick Around All Day Patch | Embroidered Patches

Are We Going To Ride or Are We Going To Dick Around All Day Patch

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I Envy People Who Have Never Met You Patch

I Envy People Who Have Never Met You Funny Iron on Patch

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Show Your Tits Patch

Show Your Tits Patch

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If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch

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I Love How Stupid You Are Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love How Stupid You Are Makes me Feeling Like a Fucking Genius Naughty Iron on Patch

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Fuck You I Have Enough Friends Patch

Fuck You I Have Enough Friends Patch

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If You Can't Feed Them Don't Breed Them Patch

If You Can't Feed Them Don't Breed Them Iron on Morale Patch

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Lollipops To Cocks Patch | Embroidered Patches

Lollipops To Cocks Patch

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Contrary To Popular Belief Nobody Owes You Anything Patch

Contrary To Popular Belief Nobody Owes You Anything Iron on Morale Patch

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Stomp My Flag And I'll Stomp Your Ass Patch

Stomp My Flag and I'll Stomp Your Ass Patch

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Thank You For Serving Our Nation Patch

Thank You For Serving Our Nation Patriotic Iron on Patch

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I Love The Sound You Make When You Shut The Fuck Up Patch

I Love The Sound You Make When You Shut The Fuck Up Patch

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Sorry Officer I thought you wanted to race Patch

Sorry Officer I thought you wanted to race Patch

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If You Don't Want a Gut Take it in The Butt Patch

If You Don't Want a Gut Take it in The Butt Patch

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I didn't serve this country for you to tell me I should be politically correct Patch

I didn't serve this country for you to tell me I should be politically correct Patch

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Long Day Need A Hug That Turns To Sex Patch | Embroidered Patches

Long Day Need A Hug That Turns To Sex Patch

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Noone Owes You a Fucking Thing Patch

Noone Owes You a Fucking Thing Patch

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You Are Here Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Are Here Patch

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Once Upon A Time Fuck You The End Patch

Once Upon A Time Fuck You The End Patch

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Tell Your Boobs To Stop Staring At Me Patch | Embroidered Patches

Tell Your Boobs To Stop Staring At Me Patch

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Your Face Would Look Better Between my Legs Patch

Your Face Would Look Better Between my Legs Patch

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You Are No 1 Middle Finger Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Are No 1 Middle Finger Patch

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Offended You Are A Fuck I Dont Give Yoda Patch

Offended You Are A Fuck I Dont Give Yoda Patch

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Free Hugs Patch | Embroidered Patches

Free Hugs Naughty Iron on Patch

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None of My Personalities Like You Patch

None of My Personalities Like You Funny Iron on Patch

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I Aint Mr. Right But I'll Fuck You Till He Shows Up Patch

I Aint Mr. Right But I'll Fuck You Till He Shows Up Patch

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I am an Acquired Taste If You don't Like Me You Should Acquire Some Taste Patch

I am an Acquired Taste If You don't Like Me You Should Acquire Some Taste Funny Iron on Patch

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Dont Fuck With Me I Fuck Back Patch

Dont Fuck With Me I Fuck Back Patch

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I Hunt the Evil You Pretend Doesn't Exist Patch

I Hunt the Evil You Pretend Doesn't Exist Military Morale Patch

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I May Look Calm But I Killed You Three Times Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I May Look Calm But In My Head I Already Killed You Three Times Patch

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Fuck Off Patch

Fuck Off Naughty Iron on Patch

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Does This Rag Smell Like Chloroform To You Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Does This Rag Smell Like Chloroform To You Funny Patch

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I Just Can't Fix Stupid Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Just Can't Fix Stupid Funny Iron on Patch

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Amazingly Enough I Don't Give A Shit Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Amazingly Enough I Don't Give A Shit Funny Naughty Patch

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Keep Honking I'm Reloading Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

Keep Honking I'm Reloading Patch

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Don't Argue With Me You Will Not Win Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Argue With Me You Will Not Win Funny Iron on Patch

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Are You Into Casual Sex Or Should I Dress Up Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Are You Into Casual Sex or Should I Dress Up Funny Naughty Patch

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Come To The Dark Side Have Milk And Cookies Patch | Embroidered Patches

Come To The Dark Side We Have Milk and Cookies Funny Iron on Patch

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Don't Bro Me If You Don't Know Me Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Bro Me If You Don't Know Me Funny Iron on Patch

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Despite The Look On My Face Patch | Embroidered Patches

Despite The Look On My Face You're Still Talking Funny Iron on Patch

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Don't Hate Me Cause I'm Beautiful Patch

Don't Hate Me Cause I'm Beautiful Patch

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Last Thing I Want Is To Hurt You Patch | Embroidered Patches

Last Thing I Want Is To Hurt You Funny Iron on Patch

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English Motherfucker You Speak It Patch

English Motherfucker You Speak It Naughty Iron on Patch

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As Useless As A Nun With Big Tits Funny Patch

Your As Useless As A Nun With Big Tits Funny Naughty Patch

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Practice Safe Sex Go Fuck Yourself Patch

Practice Safe Sex Go Fuck Yourself Patch

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Do I Look Like A People Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

Do I Look Like A People Person Funny Iron on Patch

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I Only Ride This Way To Piss You Off Patch

I Only Ride This Way To Piss You Off Patch

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Welcome To The Dark Side We Lied About The Cookies Patch | Embroidered Patches

Welcome To The Dark Side We Lied About The Cookies Funny Iron on Patch

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Just Because I'm A Gentleman Doesn't Mean I Won't Spank You Patch | Embroidered Patches

Just Because I'm A Gentleman Doesn't Mean I Won't Spank You Funny Iron on Patch

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You Are Proof That God Has A Sense Of Humor Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Are Proof That God Has A Sense Of Humor Funny Iron on Patch

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Heavily Sedated For Your Protection Patch | Embroidered Patches

Heavily Sedated For Your Protection Patch

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Don't Hate Me Because I Sin Differently Than You Patch

Don't Hate Me Because I Sin Differently Than You Iron on Morale Patch

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Your hole is my Goal Patch

Your hole is my Goal Patch

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Back Off Patch

Back Off Patch

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My Middle Finger Gets A Boner Patch

My Middle Finger Gets A Boner Patch

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When I Want Your Opinion I'll Remove The Duct Tape Patch | Embroidered Patches

When I Want Your Opinion I'll Remove The Duct Tape Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Penny For You Thoughts Dollar If You Flash Me Patch

Penny For You Thoughts Dollar If You Flash Me Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.25
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When You are Dead You Don't Know That You are Dead Patch

When You are Dead You Don't Know That You are Dead. It's the same thing when you are Stupid Patch

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Mistaken Me For Someone Who Cares Patch | Embroidered Patches

Mistaken Me For Someone Who Cares Funny Iron on Patch

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I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch

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You Look Like I Need Another Drink Patch

You Look Like I Need Another Drink Funny Iron on Patch

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I Like You I Will Kill You Last Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Like You I Will Kill You Last Funny Iron on Patch

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Why Yes That Is A Gun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Why Yes That Is A Gun In My Pocket and No I'm Not Excited To See You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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If You Can Read This You Are In Range Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Can Read This You Are In Range Patch

4x1.25 inch +1 colors as low as $1
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What Part Don't You Understand Patch | Embroidered Patches

What Part Of Shall Not Be Infringed Don't You Understand Patch

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I would Say go to Hell but then I would See you Everyday Patch

I would Say go to Hell but then I would See you Everyday Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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May Not Be Mrs. Right Patch

May Not Be Mrs. Right But I'll Fuck You Till She Shows Up Patch

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