Saying Patches with Sayings and Quotes

The Cheap Place offers an extensive collection of saying patches. What is a saying patch, you ask? It is an embroidered patch that displays a humorous or clever saying in easily readable text. Saying patches can be designed around cultural messages, common beliefs, politics, or just about anything else. We divide ours into multiple categories covering everything from inspiring quotes to naughty sayings and humorous patches with reflective fabric.

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13 Patch

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Girls Only Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Pussy Wrecker Patch

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Help me Sweet Baby Jesus Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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I hate Everyone Equally Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
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I'll be Your Huckle Bearer Patch

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Live Laugh Love Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Lets Get Naked Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Sorry I'm not listening Patch

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2024 Patch Upper Rocker White

2.5x1 inch +5 colors/years as low as $0.60
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Crazy Cat Lady Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Crazy Soccer Mom Patch

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World's Best Dad Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Vietnam War Vet Patch

15x6 inch +2 size as low as $6
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Retired Patch

11x4.5 inch +1 size as low as $4
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My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
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Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself Patch

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Hate To Work Love To Ride Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1
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Who Is Your Daddy Funny Iron on Patch

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Idaho Patch Iron on State Rocker

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Missouri Patch Iron on State Rocker

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Utah Patch Iron on State Rocker

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Original Gangsta Patch

2.5x2.5 inch as low as $1
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Enjoying Freedom Thank A Vet Patch

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333 Half Evil Funny Iron on Patch

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If You Can Read This You Are In Range Patch

4x1.25 inch +1 colors as low as $1
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MC Patch

3x2 inch +1 colors as low as $1
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Stfu Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $0.75
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Devil Inside Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuggetaboutit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $0.75
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I'm A Virgin But This Patch Is Old

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Do Not Arrest This Person Funny Iron on Patch

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Secretary Patch

3.5x1 inch +2 colors as low as $0.75
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Yolo Iron on Morale Patch

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Not A Role Model Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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BADA Bikers Against Dumbasses Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Sinner Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I'm Delicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Los Angeles Patch

4x1 inch as low as $0.75
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Nyc Patch

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Oakland Patch

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Philadelphia Patch

4x1 inch as low as $0.75
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Proud Family Iraq War Vet Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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Embroidered Saying Patches for Bikers and Others

The biggest audience for our saying patches is made up of bikers. But you don't have to own a bike to appreciate embroidered patches. A well-constructed patch is a decorative item you can attach to an article of clothing or a hat. Embroidered patches work well with shoulder bags, laptop bags, instrument cases, and more.

Are you looking for an inspiring message you can share with others? We probably have a ton of patches that would fit the bill. If inspiration isn't your thing, maybe you're looking to stir the pot with something a little naughty. We have those kinds of patches, too.

Say What You Want to Say

As you spend time looking through our extensive saying patch collection, you are going to find lots of words, phrases, and ideas designed to appeal to a broad audience. Some of the sayings will resonate with you. Others will make you laugh. Still others might even offend you. But it's all good. That's what free speech is all about.

Say what you want to say with the patches that appeal to you most. Those you find bothersome, simply ignore. Our philosophy has always been this: buy the patches you like. If you see something you don't like, do not buy it.

We offer wholesale accounts to buyers looking for bulk patches for resale or large-scale distribution. Contact us to learn more. If you would like to design your own saying patch, we can handle that too. We welcome all sorts of ideas we can turn into embroidered patches to add to our inventory. Send us your thoughts and we'll see what happens.