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$1 a piece Wholesale Patches that describe your personality and character, AKA About Me

These Patches usually say something about the person wearing it. Describing the character or personality or taste of the patch bearer.

I am My Brother's Keep Patch Blue

I am My Brother's Keeper Patch Blue

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I am My Brother's Keep Patch green

I am My Brother's Keeper Patch green

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I'm Actually Not Funny I'm Mean and People Think I'm Joking Patch

I'm Actually Not Funny I'm Mean and People Think I'm Joking Patch

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I'm a Bad Influence but Damn I'm Fun Iron on Patch

I'm a Bad Influence but Damn I'm Fun Patch

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I'm not a Taxidermist but I'll Gladly Stuff your Beaver Patch

I'm not a Taxidermist but I'll Gladly Stuff your Beaver Patch

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I Work Harder than an Ugly Stripper Patch

I Work Harder than an Ugly Stripper Patch

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Fuck Y'All I'm From Texas Patch

Fuck Y'All I'm From Texas Naughty Iron on Patch

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Give Me Head Till I'm Dead Patch | Embroidered Patches

Give Me Head Till I'm Dead Funny Iron on Patch

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I Didn't Fall Off I Ride My Own Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Didn't Fall Off I Ride My Own Patch

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I Know I Know License And Registration Biker Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Know I Know License and Registration Patch

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I Like You I Will Kill You Last Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Like You I Will Kill You Last Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm A Bitch Deal With It Patch

I'm A Bitch Deal With It Patch

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I Aint Mr. Right But I'll Fuck You Till He Shows Up Patch

I Aint Mr. Right But I'll Fuck You Till He Shows Up Patch

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Will Fuck For Beer Patch

Will Fuck For Beer Funny Iron on Patch

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I Eat Pussy And I Stutter Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Eat Pussy and I Stutter Patch

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I Scored High On My Drug Test Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

I Scored High On My Drug Test Patch

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Meaningless Sex Patch

Don't Assume I'm Not Into Meaningless Sex Funny Iron on Patch

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Snatch Kisses And Vice Versa Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Like to Snatch Kisses and Vice Versa Patch

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Instant Asshole Add Beer Patch

Instant Asshole Just Add Beer Funny Iron on Patch

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My Bike Is My Psychiatrist Biker Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Bike Is My Psychiatrist Patch

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I Love My Country Hate My Government Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Country Hate My Government Patriotic Iron on Patch

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Don't Let My Big Dick Scare You Patch

Don't Let My Big Dick Scare You I'm Really a Nice Person Patch

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Hairdoo By Helmet Patch

Hairdoo By Helmet Patch

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I Work So Hard So My Dog Can Have A Better Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Work So Hard So My Dog Can Have A Better Life Iron on Funny Patch

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Screw Housework Let's Ride Patch | Embroidered Patches

Screw Housework Let's Ride Patch

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I Shaved My Pussy For This Patch

I Shaved My Pussy For This Patch

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I'm Too Sexy For This Vest Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Too Sexy For This Vest Patch

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Love My Husband We Ride Together Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Husband We Ride Together Patch

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I'm Not Your Fucking Bro Patch

I'm Not Your Fucking Bro Patch

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My Way Of Life Motorcycles And Jesus Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Way Of Life Motorcycles and Jesus Patch

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We Go By My Rules I Got The Pussy Patch | Embroidered Patches

We Go By My Rules I Got The Pussy Patch

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I Was Born Free Now I'm Expensive Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Was Born Free Now I'm Expensive Patch

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I Only Ride This Way To Piss You Off Patch

I Only Ride This Way To Piss You Off Patch

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Yeah It's Dangerous Thats Why I Like It Patch | Embroidered Patches

Yeah It's Dangerous Thats Why I Like It Patch

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Born To Ride Forced To Work Patch

Born To Ride Forced To Work Patch

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Dip Me In Honey Feed Me To Lesbians Patch

Dip Me In Honey Feed Me To Lesbians Patch

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I Don't Need Sex Government Fucks Me Daily Patch

I Don't Need Sex Government Fucks Me Daily Naughty Iron on Patch

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I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One Patch

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I Shaved My Balls For This Patch

I Shaved My Balls For This Naughty Iron on Patch

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If My Wife Would Let Me Patch

If My Wife Would Let Me Ride Her as much as I ride my motorcycle, I'd be home right now Patch

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I Love How Stupid You Are Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love How Stupid You Are Makes me Feeling Like a Fucking Genius Naughty Iron on Patch

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If It Wasn't For Flashbacks Patch | Embroidered Patches

If It Wasn't For Flashbacks Funny Iron on Patch

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If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch

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I Don't Discriminate I Hate Everyone Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Discriminate I Hate Everyone Funny Iron on Patch

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Confused As Baby In Topless Bar Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm As Confused As Baby In Topless Bar Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Just Can't Fix Stupid Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Just Can't Fix Stupid Funny Iron on Patch

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Yes It's All About Me Patch | Embroidered Patches

Yes It's All About Me Funny Iron on Patch

3x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Sleeps Well With Others Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sleeps Well With Others Patch

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My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch

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Vietnam War Vet Ribbon Small Rocker | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches

Vietnam War Vet Ribbon Small Rocker

4x1.5 inch +2 size as low as $2.50
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Duty Honor Country White Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Duty Honor Country Proudly Served Patch

2.5x2.5 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Duty Honor Country Red Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Duty Honor Country Proudly Served Patch

2.5x2.5 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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I Don't Get Drunk I Get Awesome Funny Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Get Drunk I Get Awesome Funny Saying Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Condom And Volunteer Trick Patch | Embroidered Patches

For my Next Trick I need a Condom and Volunteer Trick Funny Iron on Patch

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I Don't Suffer From Insanity I Actually Enjoy It Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Suffer From Insanity I Actually Enjoy It Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Got This Patch For My Wife Awesome Trade | Embroidered Patches

I Got This Patch For My Wife Was an Awesome Trade Patch

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I'm A Virgin But This Patch Is Old

I'm A Virgin But This Patch Is Old

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I'm No Cactus Expert Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm No Cactus Expert Funny Iron on Patch

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Long Day Need A Hug That Turns To Sex Patch | Embroidered Patches

Long Day Need A Hug That Turns To Sex Patch

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Sarcasm Just Another Service I Offer Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sarcasm Just Another Service I Offer Funny Iron on Patch

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Patriot Rocker Patch With US Flag | US Military Veteran Patches

Patriot Rocker Iron on Patch With US Flag

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I Ride With The Son Patch

I Ride With The Son Patch

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I Love JC Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love JC Patch

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I Could Use A Little Sexual Harassment Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Could Use A Little Sexual Harassment Patch

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I Didn't Come Here To Impress Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Didn't Come Here To Impress None of You Motherfuckers Patch

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Sorry I'm Late But Fucking Off Takes Time Patch

Sorry I'm Late But Fucking Off Takes Time Patch

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If It's Sex Or Bacon Wake Me Up Patch | Embroidered Patches

If It's Sex or Bacon Wake Me Up Patch

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My Parents Said So I Became An Asshole Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Parents Said So I Became An Asshole Patch

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I Love My Husband Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Husband Iron on Morale Patch

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I Love My Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Wife Iron on Morale Patch

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Heavily Armed Easily Pissed Patch | Embroidered Patches

Heavily Armed Easily Pissed Funny Iron on Patch

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To Save Time Let's Assume I'm Always Right Patch | Embroidered Patches

To Save Time Let's Assume I'm Always Right Funny Iron on Patch

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Not A Single Fuck Shall Be Given Today Patch

Not A Single Fuck Shall Be Given Today Patch

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I'm Retired Go Around Me Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

I'm Retired Go Around Me Funny Iron on Patch

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I Don't Have Enough Middle Fingers To Show You How I Feel Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Have Enough Middle Fingers To Show You How I Feel Naughty Iron on Patch

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I'm Special Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Special Iron on Morale Patch

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I Curse Way Too Fuckin Much I Got To Stop That Shit Patch

I Curse Way Too Fuckin Much I Got To Stop That Shit Naughty Iron on Patch

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When Guns Are Outlawed I'll Be An Outlaw Patch | Embroidered Patches

When Guns Are Outlawed I'll Be An Outlaw Patch

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I Fuck On The First Date Patch

I Fuck On The First Date Naughty Iron on Patch

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Hopeless Romantic Looking For Filthy Whore Patch

Hopeless Romantic Looking For Filthy Whore Naughty Iron on Patch

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Discontinued Products $1 About Me Patches