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$1 a piece Wholesale Patches that describe your personality and character, AKA About Me

These Patches usually say something about the person wearing it. Describing the character or personality or taste of the patch bearer.

Boner Donor Patch

Boner Donor Patch

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I Hope I don't Blackout Because this is Awesome Patch

I Hope I don't Blackout Because this is Awesome Funny Iron on Patch

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Yes Please Patch

Yes Please Patch

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I'm Sorry my Weed is So Loud I can't Hear Your Bullshit Patch

I'm Sorry my Weed is So Loud I can't Hear Your Bullshit Funny Iron on Patch

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Give me Vodka or Give Me Death Patch

Give me Vodka or Give Me Death Funny Iron on Patch

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I only regret that I have but one Life to Give for My Country Patch

I only regret that I have but one Life to Give for My Country Patriotic Iron on Patch

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They can have my Gun When they Pry it from my Cold Dead Fingers Patch

They can have my Gun When they Pry it from my Cold Dead Fingers Patch

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I love my Dad He is the Best Patch

I love my Dad He is the Best Iron on Morale Patch

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I love My Mom She is The Best Patch

I love My Mom She is The Best Iron on Morale Patch

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My Dad is Better Than Your Dad Patch

My Dad is Better Than Your Dad Funny Iron on Patch

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My Dad Can Kick Your Dad's Ass Patch

My Dad Can Kick Your Dad's Ass Funny Iron on Patch

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Suffering from a double dose of Original Sin Patch

Suffering from a double dose of Original Sin Funny Iron on Patch

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Lonely Patch

Lonely Patch

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Mother Nature Makes me Wet Patch

Mother Nature Makes me Wet Funny Iron on Patch

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I Identify as a Biker Patch

I Identify as a Biker Patch

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Libtard Patch

Libtard Funny Iron on Patch

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Retired Drug Dealer Patch

Retired Drug Dealer Funny Iron on Patch

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My Stomach is Flat, The L is just Silent Patch

My Stomach is Flat, The L is just Silent Funny Iron on Patch

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My Favorite Childhood Memory is My Back Not Hurting Patch

My Favorite Childhood Memory is My Back Not Hurting Funny Iron on Patch

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God Fearing Country Loving Conservative Patch

God Fearing Country Loving Conservative Patch

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If Found Dead Delete my Browser History Patch

If Found Dead Delete my Browser History Funny Iron on Patch

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I Googled my Symptoms Turns Out I just Need to Go Riding Patch

I Googled my Symptoms Turns Out I just Need to Go Riding Patch

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Sorry I'm Late I Got Here as Soon as I Wanted to Patch

Sorry I'm Late I Got Here as Soon as I Wanted to Funny Iron on Patch

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I just want to drink Coffee, Ride My Motorcycle and Take Naps Patch

I just want to drink Coffee, Ride My Motorcycle and Take Naps Patch

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I'm On Bike Ride Away from a Good Mood Patch

I'm One Bike Ride Away from a Good Mood Patch

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Sometimes I wonder if My Bike is Thinking About Me Patch

Sometimes I wonder if My Bike is Thinking About Me Patch

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Let's Pretend I Give a Shit and Leave it at That Patch

Let's Pretend I Give a Shit and Leave it at That Patch

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I Just Want to go Riding and Ignore all My Adult Problems Patch

I Just Want to go Riding and Ignore all My Adult Problems Patch

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Does My Bike Make My Ass Look Fast Patch

Does My Bike Make My Ass Look Fast Patch

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I'll be Naughty to you If You Talk Dirty to Me Patch

I'll be Naughty to you If You Talk Dirty to Me Patch

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Why Yes I am Sexy Patch

Why Yes I am Sexy Patch

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I don't Suffer from Memory Loss I Enjoy it Patch

I don't Suffer from Memory Loss I Enjoy it Funny Iron on Patch

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I had a handle on Life but I broke it Patch

I had a handle on Life but I broke it Funny Iron on Patch

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Long in the Balls Short in the Brains Patch

Long in the Balls Short in the Brains Funny Iron on Patch

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Driven by The Spirit Patch

Driven by The Spirit Christian Patch

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Hell Yes I'm Drunk I'm no Stunt Driver Patch

Hell Yes I'm Drunk I'm no Stunt Driver Biker Patch

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When I drink I break out in Handcuffs Patch

When I drink I break out in Handcuffs Funny Iron on Patch

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I would Say go to Hell but then I would See you Everyday Patch

I would Say go to Hell but then I would See you Everyday Patch

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Did I say that Out Loud Patch

Did I say that Out Loud Patch

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I survive entirely on Caffeine and Hate Patch

I survive entirely on Caffeine and Hate Funny Iron on Patch

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Lead me not into Temptation I know the Way Patch

Lead me not into Temptation I know the Way Funny Iron on Patch

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It's not a Bad Mood It's My Personality Get Used to it Patch

It's not a Bad Mood It's My Personality Get Used to it Patch

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Where is My Burrito Patch

Where is My Burrito Patch

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Don't Pet Me I'm Working Patch

Don't Pet Me I'm Working Patch

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I Just Want to Feel Wanted By Someone Other Than the Police Patch

I Just Want to Feel Wanted By Someone Other Than the Police Funny Iron on Patch

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I Don't Go Crazy I am Crazy I just go normal from time to time Patch

I Don't Go Crazy I am Crazy I just go normal from time to time Funny Iron on Patch

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I Married my Best Friend My Wife is Pissed Patch

I Married my Best Friend My Wife is Pissed Funny Iron on Patch

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I Can't Breathe Patch

I Can't Breathe Patch

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Karen Patch

Karen Funny Iron on Patch

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I have no feeling or emotions, Just Sarcasm Patch

I have no feeling or emotions, Just Sarcasm Funny Iron on Patch

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Just here for the Drinks Patch

Just here for the Drinks Funny Iron on Patch

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I only listen to bands you've never heard of Patch

I only listen to bands you've never heard of Patch

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Sarcastic Me NEVER Patch

Sarcastic Me NEVER Funny Iron on Patch

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I will make better mistakes tomorrow Patch

I will make better mistakes tomorrow Patch

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I wish all my girlfriends would just get along Patch

I wish all my girlfriends would just get along Patch

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I wish all my boyfriends would just get along Patch

I wish all my boyfriends would just get along Patch

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I miss Trump Patch

I miss Trump Patch

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I'm Only Talking to My Dog Today Patch

I'm Only Talking to My Dog Today Patch

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I'm not Super into Giving a shit Patch

I'm not Super into Giving a shit Funny Iron on Patch

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I was born at night Not Last Night Patch

I was born at night Not Last Night Patch

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I prefer my puns intended Patch

I prefer my puns intended Patch

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I Got my Blood Tested, Doc Said it wasn't DNA, It Was USA, Donal Trump Patch

I Got my Blood Tested, Doc Said it wasn't DNA, It Was USA Patch

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I'm Like 106% Tired Patch

I'm Like 106% Tired Funny Patch

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I Would Totally Survive in a Horror Movie Patch

I Would Totally Survive in a Horror Movie Funny Patch

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I've Been Doing Biker Shit All Day Patch

I've Been Doing Biker Shit All Day Patch

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I Smell Hippies Patch

I Smell Hippies Patch

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I don't snore I dream I'm a Tractor Iron on Patch

I don't snore I dream I'm a Tractor Patch

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I don't Work Here Iron on Patch

I don't Work Here Patch

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I'll Cut a Bitch Iron on Patch

I'll Cut a Bitch Iron on Patch

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I think therefore I am Iron on Patch

I think therefore I am Patch

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I came I saw I forgot What I was doing Iron on Patch

I came I saw I forgot What I was doing Iron on Patch

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I identify as non Bidenary Iron on Patch

I identify as non Bidenary Patch

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I don't make jokes I just watch the Government and Report the Facts Iron on Patch

I don't make jokes I just watch the Government and Report the Facts Patch

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I told you I was sick Patch

I told you I was sick Patch

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I'm in my Zone Leave me Alone Patch

I'm in my Zone Leave me Alone Patch

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I'm Definitely Going to Hell with The Best Stories to Tell Patch

I'm Definitely Going to Hell with The Best Stories to Tell Patch

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I need a Speed Bump between my Brain and my Mouth Patch

I need a Speed Bump between my Brain and my Mouth Patch

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I Plan to Live Forever so Far So Good Patch

I Plan to Live Forever so Far So Good Patch

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I Always carry a Knife in my Pocket You know incase there is cheesecake or something Patch

I Always carry a Knife in my Pocket You know incase there is cheesecake or something Patch

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I would lose weight but I hate losing Patch

I would lose weight but I hate losing Patch

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Discontinued Products $1 About Me Patches