Old hag: an old mean lady who hates everyone but her cat.
She usually doesn't have a husband, which is a good thing because if she did she would probably eat him or something.
A good example of an old hag is your science teacher that you really hate.
Can be a witch, most of the time is.
Sometimes has a horribly lazy eye and cant hear worth a crap.
This funny patch for old folks says "Damn I got old quick"
See our other funny patches while you're here.
