Have you ever felt like people don't really know who you are? Maybe people are convinced you are hilariously funny when you know you're not. Truth be told, you are actually a pretty mean person. Well, now there is an iron-on patch just for you. The I'm Actually Not Funny I'm Mean and People Think I'm Joking patch says it all.
We get it. You are just trying to be yourself and all you get are laughs. People cannot understand how you can be so funny without any professional training. But deep inside, you despise each and every one of them. If they only knew just how mean you were, they would be crying.
All sarcasm aside, this is one of those funny biker patches that tends to make people smile. We all have that little mean streak inside. It's just that for some people, their natural tendency to be mean turns out to be kind of funny. Maybe that's not right. Perhaps it's perfectly acceptable. That is up to you to decide.
While you wrestle with all of that, you might want to know that this patch measures 4 x 1.5 inches. Its rectangular shape makes it ideal for mounting it like a badge on a shirt, jacket, or vest. The white-on-black color scheme is neutral, so it will go with just about anything.
If you plan to mount the patch on a leather vest or jacket, do yourself a favor and don't try to iron it on. Hot irons can damage leather without much effort. Instead, get yourself the smallest needle that will pierce your leather and the patch without bending. Combine it with some good black thread and you will have the patch sewn on in no time.
