How do you feel about women with buxom figures? How about men with monster thighs? If you are a fan of either, we have a biker patch for you. It says 'Thick Thighs Save Lives'.
We cannot take credit for this one. The phrase has been the stuff of internet memes for a couple of years now. But we can take credit for giving you a funny biker patch to put on your jeans or vest.
We did a little digging around to see if we could find out the origins of the phrase. We failed. Some people attribute it to anime, the Japanese version of cartoon animation. Others assign it to Ashley Graham's social media behavior. Still others attribute it to the workout culture.
Regardless of its source, the phrase plays on scientific data that suggests people with thicker thighs are at lower risk for heart disease. But before you jump up and down with joy, there's a caveat: it appears as though you need to have thick thighs built on muscle mass. If it's little muscle and more fat, the benefits apparently aren't there.
Now that you know the basics of 'thick thighs save lives', you can do with it as you please. Whether you believe it or not is up to you. As for our biker patch, it's the perfect size for the back pocket of your favorite pair of jeans. It is the ideal patch if you fill your jeans with thick thighs. And if that's the case, perhaps you want a patch for every pair of jeans in your closet. We don't mind. We have plenty to sell.
As always, you are getting a high-quality biker patch that should provide many years of reliable service. So buck up and place your order today.
