Can't seem to choose from the countless number of biker patches offered at TheCheapPlace.com? Don't worry, we have you covered: we're going to reveal 5 bad-ass patches that all bikers are sure to appreciate.
#5) "Honk If You've Never Seen a Gun Fired From a Motorcycle Before"
There's no better way to show off your appreciation for the second amendment than by wearing a "Honk If You've Never Seen a Gun Fired From a Motorcycle Before" patch. With all of the recent gun and ammo laws rolling through, it's nice to see citizens standing up for their right to bear arms (although I don't recommend pulling a gun on your fellow motorists). At the very least, this patch is sure to send the "BACK OFF" message to other motorists on the road.
#4) "Biker In Training"
Whether you're a seasoned or amateur biker, this is one bad-ass patch that shouldn't be overlooked. It's simple, straight to the point, and let's other motorists know they should probably keep their distance. If you're tired of cars always riding your ass, wear the "Biker In Training" patch to put some space in between them and your rear end.
#3) "Certified Muff Diving Instructor"
The title of this patch pretty much says it all. Getting your "Muff Diving Instructor" certification is no easy task; it takes long hours of hard work and dedication to master. Once you've successfully learned the ropes, let the world know by wearing this patch. Be warned, though, you'll probably get approached by more women once start wearing it. If you're engaged or married, the "Certified Muff Diver Instructor" patch could spell disaster for your relationship.
#4) "Loud Pipes Save Lives"
There's nothing quite like the sound of a Harley cranking up and hitting the throttle. Sure, it might piss off your neighbors, but the sound of a Harley is something that brings tears of joy to the eyes of many bikers. The "Loud Pipes Save Lives" patch is an excellent way to flip your neighbors the bird, while telling them that you'll continue to crank the throttle on your Harley just to piss them off.
#5) "Live To Ride, Ride To Live"
Truer words could not be spoken. "Live To Ride, Ride To Live" is a patch that every serious biker can relate to. Whether you ride a stretched out chopper or a compact crotch rocket, there's nothing quite like the feeling of getting on your bike and hitting the road.
