Have you ever had one of those days where nothing goes right, and it seems like the harder you try to do something the way it is supposed to be done the harder it actually gets to accomplish anything at all? Well, if you had, then you probably know that one of the only ways to get over a hump like this is to lower your standards. It doesn't matter if you are repairing your motorcycle or trying to get a date with that hot chick at the bar: lowering your standards or expectations is often your best option. That's what this If All Else Fails Lower Your Standards Patch is all about.
This funny patch is relatively small, so it is perfect to attach to a number of different pieces of clothing or fabric items. It's rectangular and measures four inches by one and a quarter inches, and it can easily be attached to things like hats, bags, jackets, coats, jeans, shirts, and anything else you might want to put it on. It is a plain black twill patch with embroidered black edges and a two line phrase written in bright white lettering that says 'IF ALL ELSE FAILS / LOWER YOUR STANDARDS'.
On the back of the patch is a special heat activated adhesive that will bond to the material when it comes into contact with a heat source like an iron. This makes the patch easy to attach to almost all clothing items; however, if you are putting the patch on leather you will want to sew it onto the material to keep the heat from damaging the material.
