In the Small Cool Patches there is one offering that serves no other purpose but to tweak those who see it. It's none other than the 1.5" x 2.25" The Man The Legend Patch. This one, in black-and-white, as "the man" on top," the legend" on the bottom, and a double arrow in between. If you don't know what I'm talking about click on over there and take a look before you continue reading.
Now that you've seen what it looks like I'm sure you get the point. As to my original statement, this type of patch is prime fodder for tweaking other people because they don't know what to do with it. When they see it they want to laugh, but proper decorum dictates they avoid even the slightest chuckle at all costs. This invites an internal conflict that can last for hours on end. Rest assured, laughter will prevail in the end.
As for attaching this patch to a shirt or vest, you'd better make sure that you got the goods to back it up. You don't want to be called on the carpet some day, challenged to prove yourself, only to find out you're no legend at all. You also need to make sure that it is strategically placed so that people will get what it means. If you sew it to your shoulder for example, all you'll get are blank stares.
In the end, practice safe patching. Know what I mean?
