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Do you love to confuse or agitate people? Some people do! Others do it by accident. Like their very presence makes them question everything they thought they knew was true. Maybe it's what you say or how you say it that drives these people crazy. Either way, if you feel like confusion trails along behind you, you need to wear this If You Are Agitated or Confused My Job Here Is Done patch. It lets people know that if they're feeling confused or agitated, they have you to thank for it. On the other hand, it can serve as a warning to anyone you come close to. You can also find motorcycle helmet stickers that express the same sentiment.
Why exactly would you agitate or confuse people? Well, the agitation part is pretty simple. Sometimes, a person just annoys others without even trying (or while trying). You might have that effect on people, whether or not that's what you set out to do. Alternatively, you might agitate some people on purpose, especially if you don't like them. It can be fun to get someone all riled up for no real reason other than to see they react. The same goes for confusing people. Sometimes it's fun to say outlandish, random things just to see the look they get as they try to process what you just said and figure out why it's logical. Naturally, it doesn't have to be logical at all.
So go out and agitate and confuse people. It's your job, and once it's done, you can ride off into the sunset.
