Men love different things. Some like a woman's breast. Others really like her legs. But some are assmen. They find a woman's ass perfect, and it's their favorite part of her body. Being an assman doesn't mean you don't appreciate the other great parts of a woman, but it just means you really like butts. Big or small, they're what you find the most attractive. You should definitely let women know if you love asses by wearing this Assman Patch. It proudly proclaims that you love asses! It's a great Funny Patch on The Cheap Place.
If a woman sees you wearing one of these cheap patches on your jacket, she may decide to turn around and show off her ass. Of course, some women might be offended by you declaring your love for asses. She might feel like all you care about is her ass even though she might have some other very amazing things to offer. On the other hand, if she's got a great ass and knows it, you can be sure she will flaunt it in front of you so you can get a good look. If you both agree she's got a nice butt, well, it might be the start of a great night!
This awesome Assman patch can be ironed on to many different items of clothing, including jackets and vests. You can attach it to most materials very easily, but if you're going to put it on leather or nylon, you'll need to sew it on. Also, using a home iron to iron on a patch doesn't give it the most professional look, so you may want to sew your patches on, anyway, to get the best look.
